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Pa Mugo, the Senator of the Masses

My People we thank God say our National Team win for football. Now we fit tell that yeye boy wey come from Liberia, wetin be him name self- Weah, make he go sit down for one corner dey cry. Any way sa today no be the day wey I go yab am.

I receive one letter from our countryman. Make una read the man letter with him Oxford grammar. When una finish, una go see my comment about the thing wey the man talk. Enjoy am.

I wonder why Nigerians are not very objective when it comes to selling Nigeria to the rest of the world. I want a country where I'll not be introduce as a Yoruba man or Hausa man or an igbo man. These differences is what is pulling the country back. You can always read sentiment in whatever write-up that comes from Nigeria. Let's bury our difference and put Nigeria where she belongs. After all it is the geographical entity that makes the country great not the individual ethnic groups.Sit up and push the country forward and stop wasting your time promoting an ethnic group that the world does not care about.

I hope say una enjoy the thing wey the man talk for the letter.Wetin una think, una no think say he dey take style yab me? As for me o, I not too like am. As una sabi say me I no too sabi grammar, na one  pikin wey dey work for our office na him I say make he read the thing for me. For begining na praise I dey praise the bobo. I talk say if to say everybody wey dey for Nigeria dey reason like this, our country go don better. He no tay wey I praisy the bobo, na him the boy for our office read the last two lines for me. My fellow obodians, I know say no be me dey smart pass for our village, but I sabi when person dey yab me. He be like say the yeye bobo dey take style dey tell me say I dey tribal. Wetin he mean say make I "sit up and stop dey promote one ethnic group"?

Una know say I no talk say I dey perfect but the thing wey I sabi be say that tribalism wey the bobo say I dey promote no be true. I no think say one ethnic group dey wey me I never yab for this our Forum. I don talk about Hausa, Yoruba, Ibo, even the so call minority, na all of dem don see my saliva for their head. So my fellow Nigerians, I no sabi the ethnic group wey the man say I dey promote. He good make person dey look him facts well well before he talk.

Na God I take beg the man, make him read all the thing wey I don write for this forum. If the man fit prove say I dey favour one tribe pass the other, my name no be Pa Omugo. We try hard make we dey neutral for this place. I know for sure say the Oga patapata for our Company hate tribalism with passion. He even dey for our company code of conduct say dem go sack you if you play tribalism for this work. I hope say the man no take our comment on the past government say we no like one group. That no be our thinking o. Na person wey dey wrong na him we dey yab, I know care where the person or the group come from, if dem do yeye thing or spoil our country name my mouth go rain saliva on them.

Na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o.

July.27. 2001

My people na me again o, I don come with another comment. I know say plenty of my Hausa brethens no go like the thing wey I go talk today but as I talk am before, anything wey affect Nigerians I go talk am even if the person na my own blood. Na the thing wey expert dey call better journalism be that.

No be yesteday I sit down jeje for my house I dey read newspaper na him I read say our Eaglet, the Under-17 Team dey the same group with US, Japan and France for Soccer and dem go travel go Trinidad & Tobago go represent us for World Championship. I no too pay attention to their coach name until I read another paper say the Under-15 Team too win Nike Tournament and dem go represent Africa as dem beat South Africa in Seychelles. I come notice say the dem Coach na Northerner. Na him come make me go back to the first tory wey I read na him I come see say the man too na Northerner. Na him make remember say our National Eagle new Head Coach na from North him too come from. I no get anything against my people for North but the question be say na only dem sabi coach soccer or any other sport? I notice say every time Teams go represent our Country plenty time the person wey dey head the deligation na Northerners.

Wetin dey happen here my people, una want tell me say na only Mallam sabi coach for our Obodo? Which kind thing be this, for sport? If to say na for military matter I go say no problem since we no say plenty people wey dey for Military na Northerners. But as for sport own, I no sabi that one own. Na all of us sabi say plenty people wey dey do Sport for Nigeria na Southerners especially my Ibo brethens. The question be say how we come have plenty Northerners for coach? Na common sense say person wey dey do the work go sabi the work pass the person wey just come from no where and become head just because he sabi "Banka Dede". I no say plenty of these guys na good coach and some don pay their dues but if everybody dey equal he go good if we give other tribes chance especially when this country belong to all of us. As our country no dey perfect now I support true Federal Character wey everybody go feel say dem belong especially for Sport Management. That old yeye system wey be say barboon dey chop and Monkey dey work must stop if our country go better. This no be military regime wey be say na only our Nothern brothers dey occupy Permanent Secretary positions why southerners with better qualification go dey answer sir sir to dem.

Na here I go stop my people, I hope our Leaders go put their yeye ego and tribalism aside and work on the things wey go make our country better.

My people our Leaders don start again o. I no sabi the thing wey dey wrong with dem wey be say dem no too dey use dem head. I know say he don tay wey I don dey hear say our country go host All Africa Games. I also know say the yeye Stadium wey dem dey build for Abuja na the reason why dem dey rush am be that. But my fellow Obodians make I ask una this, se with the situation for our country wey be say plenty people no fit afford one meal a day na this kind thing our Leaders go dey spend money for? The yeye festival self which kind people dem think say go dey spend money for ticket when him and his family never belle full? Besides we know say plenty of our Politicians and dem rogue friends no go pay for the tickets as the rest of us. Between dem and us, which person una think say fit afford the thing self? Na wa for this life o, the rich dey get richer while us the Masses dey get poorer. I know say Armed Robber no dey good but I no sabi why these murderers wey call themselves Men of the Under World no fit face Abuja and all the people wey dey cause this surfer surfer wey be say na the poor man wey struggle to make small money or our brothers and sisters wey dey Oyinbo Country dey wash Plates dem go dey attack for Nigeria? The question be say wey I want ask the Olosi rubbers be say which people cause their surfering na us the masses wey dem dey terorize everyday on na our Leaders wey steal the money wey belong to all us?

Make I go back to the All Africa Games. This surfer surfer problem dey for other African Countries but dem Leaders just like our yeye Politicians na Onyeochi and na only dem own dem sabi. If you visit most African countries na only few dey better and care for dem people. And most of the ones wey dey good to their fellow countrymen na Arabs but majority of our Black Brother Leaders na disgrace to Black Race. With all the resources wey we get for Africa, I no sabi why na so so handout we dey fight for for Obodo Oyinbo Countries. Plenty of dem go carry their yeye Agbada come 2003 come dey chop food and money wey go dabaru dem stomach patapata. The thing wey I no sabi be say all this money wey dem want take feed dem fat Faces why dem no fit do better thing for their country instead wey we go dem spend am on sport wey only dem and their rogue friends go watch. I hear say our Uncle Sege dey for better mood during the yeye display of the Mascot. The man na really disgrace for person wey I hear say him family not too get money when he dey small. Una go think say with his background he go understand say hungry no go for body. I expect say the man go cancel Abuja project and All Africa Games because of the kind condition wey our country dey now. But no be so, the man with him pot belle don forget the surfer surfer and humilation wey him surfer for Prison. I guess the man dey try to make up for the loss time wey dem put am for Kirikiri. My people as our African Leaders dey prepare for All Africa Games, I go dey pray say make God derail their plan because the surfer surfer wey plenty of African children surfer dey too much for any sane man to carry.

Na here I go stop my people, make una continue to pray for our Country and African continent as whole.

How dey go dey my people, I hope everybody dey do him part so our country go better? My people I know say plenty of una laugh when una read the first two lines. The thing wey I go tell una be say I no think say the thing na joke. How many of us wey be Nigerian care for our Country? This question no apply to our Politicians especially the ones wey dey National Assembly because we sabi their answer. Plenty of dem go tell you say na the reason wey dem join their yeye Political parties be that to chop our money. Dem want take their experience help our country. And we sabi the kind help wey dem go give our Obodo.

Before I start with us wey be commoners, I want talk small about our so call Leaders. Na all of us remember say two years ago, our country dey bad gan as we no get money for National Reserve. When we vote this Barawos in we think say we don find people wey go help move the country ahead but instead na their own family and pocket dem move along with their foreign accounts wey full with our oil money. The thing wey I no sabi about these people be say how dem go dey spend money for furniture when majority of people wey send dem go Abuja no fit find food eat? Plenty of our Youths no fit find work when dem comot University. But the people no want hear that one because the furniture wey dey their office and home no dey good enough for men of their caliber. I no sabi country wey him Leaders and Politicians go like dem pocket pass their motherland. No be seven months ago wey some fools wey dem call New Salary Committee come come out with one ridiculous Salary Proposal for our Leaders dem. If una see the kind money wey these people go make, I now see why people dey talk say if you want make it in Nigeria, make you become Politician. Make una see us o, plenty of the people wey dey inside these Committee na Book People o, and dem get book for head so tay when dem sleep book dem come out dem mouth. These na people wey dem consider say na dem be the best in their fields. But as I see all of dem na BIG Jagudas. The money wey dem want chop no allow dem see proper. How our country go dey in this kind mess and we go dey propose salary like say our National Treasury na Atlantic Ocean with plenty water? If you compare Abuja with Mushin, dem be night and day and dem no fit meet. If una see the kind life dem dey chop for that place while for Mushin people no fit find money buy Similac for dem pkin. Na so you go see our Leaders with fine cars along with dem small girls wey dem dey call Girlfriends. Plenty of these Girls dey young pass the Politicians Pikin. Na so the thing be for our country o, our Leaders dey among the people wey dey destroy the country big time.

As for the rest of us, all us of too dey guilty. How many of us dem go give bribe and he no go take am? How many of us go talk if we see people dey do things wey fit destroy our county ? I beg make una no raise una hand because all of us na the same. Make I use our driving as an example. This yeye traffic wey all of us hate, plenty time na we dey cause am. How many of us see lanes wey no move and come see Pedestrian path wey be say dey free and no go follow am? If you dey go Lagos for morning, na real hassle for road. Plenty time you go see people dey follow one way because dem no get patient and plus because dem too selfish dey forget say if dem follow that one way dem go block the people wey dey come from opposite direction. But as the thing dey inside us to be selfish, we no too dey think about other people for Nigeria. As long as our own dey kanmpe, we no too dey worry about our neighbours. How many of us think first about our neigbhours before we do things? Especially if we no say the thing dey wrong. Not too many people because all of us we go talk say no be that one we go chop. Since all of us feel that way, I no sabi why we complain when other people do am to us especially our so call Leaders.

These na some of the things wey dey destroy our country, plenty of us dey selfish, greed na another thing wey dey destroy us. Bribe make we no talk that one. That one na the thing we dey breath and drink every day for Nigeria especially for Lagos and Abuja. And we too dey envy of our fellow Obodians too much and the thing don send plenty people go yonder. The big thing wey dey destroy our country na the thing wey Oyinbo people dey call Law & Order and we no get that one for Nigeria. Disobedient na the first thing any pikin wey dem born for Nigeria go taste. Na one of the reasons wey our Green Eagles no dey perform well for Soccer be that.

Una see my people, he go good if we think about our actions and deeds how the thing fit cause katakata for our neigbhours. He good if we put ourselves in their postions first and see if we like am before we do am. This na some of the thing wey dey make our country no progress be that. Na the kind thing dey destroy society be that. I believe say, if to say our Leaders and Politicians dey think about the rest of us first and put themselves in our positions and see if dey like it, we no go see too many people dey put contract money for their pocket.

My people na God I take beg una, he good make all of us change because if we continue our yeye part, I no think say our pikin dem go fit find something eat when all of us don go yonder. Na here I go stop. make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey manage? Wetin dey happen for our country self? He be like say this our country na only Khaki Boys dem do am for. How long ago wey everybody dey jump up and down say we don finally grab power from our money grubber Soldiers. We no know say the thing na short live. Everywhere way you look, the people wey want contest for next election na Military. This thing don tire me o, the people wey fight for democracy no fit enjoy am as plenty of our retired Officers don put their khaki down and come carry Agbada wear. If una go our National Assembly, plenty of the people wey dey there na former Military officers. From the thing wey I dey hear from my sources, plenty people wey want run for next election na these same Soldier Boys wey turn our our country to Poverty Universe.

Before I begin dey break am down, I know say plenty of una go talk say since dem be Nigerians, dem get right like all of us. I know say dem be Nigerians like us but how much salary dem dey pay soldier wey he go dey buy whole village. The thing wey I no sabi be say as my Grandmother dey talk am, person wey be thief go always be thief even if dey go church or Mosque everyday. The thing na like smoke no matter wetin you do to hide am, the thing go come out. The thing wey I no understand be say how this people dey win election self? Which kind "MuMu" and "Ode" dey vote for dem? I know say plenty of dem dey buy election and votes, but if we no sell the thing dem no go see buy am. I hope say people wey dey sell dem votes dey sell their pikin future. He be like say plenty of us for our Obodo no dey learn and we like am as we dey worship these Barawos dem. Everywhere you look, na so so Khaki boys you go see dey blow money yanfu like say the thing na water.

As these people dey chop our money, 80 percent of our us no fit feed our family. Na the kind thing wey dey make some of us angry be that. Na this make me call the people wey dey vote for dem "eru Aiye" Life Servant because the "Chicken Change" wey dem dey give dem before election no go last one week before dem go back to their miserable life.

My people na so una hear am o, if we want make our country progress, we must stop dey vote for these khaki boys wey be say the condition wey our country and us dey now, na dem cause am. Dem no care that time, and I no say dem no care now. How many of dem una see for una area when election no dey around? Na so the thing be o, we must stop dey vote for dem if we no want our pikin suffer the kind surfer surfer wey all of us dey face everyday. Na beg I dey beg una my fellow obodians, this coming election make una tell everybody wey una sabi say if we want make our situation change and our live better, any Politicians wey don rule us or represent us na no go area. We must do everything to prevent their victory. The time don come wey we must handle our destiny/business ourselves. These money mongers no pay us and dem no pay our country. Plenty of dem pikin dey obodo oyinbo dey chop our money while me and una dey languish in poverty for Nigeria.

Na here I go stop my people, "a word dey enough for person wey get sense" Till una hear from me, make una dey do jeje.

Hello my people, se una dey manage? Which one wey our President dey self? For some reason the man no fit sit him yansh for Nigeria. Every time wey you hear , the man don fly go another Country. No be last Wednesday or Thursday the man travel go America. I hear say the man dey for Belgium as we dey talk. This Baba Egba sabi blow our money o. I never see one month wey the man no travel go another country. Make we look the thing well well, the way wey our President dey blow money for journey no dey wise at all. He don reach almost Six months wey President Bush for America don dey for power, na only once the man comot go another country. And no be dem neigbhour for Mexico he visit? Se una want tell me say the America no get money? And na the reason wey the man no fit travel be that, eh my people?

No my brother, una see for America the Government sabi him priority unlike our Government wey be say dem no get our country matter for heart. Una see for America, the people think say Recession dey come  and their goverment want make sure say dem look at the matter well well wey the thing no go fit happen. Another thing na this Energy wey I hear say dem dey get for California. The thing don almost become embarrassment for their President. Una see my people, for Obodo America, the people love their country but I no fit say the same thing for our Leaders. I no say plenty of una go talk say na nonsense I dey talk but as my mama teach me, people no dey like make una tell dem truth. Plenty of our Leaders sabi their pocket pass the country own. For example which country una dey wey our National Assembly dem dey blow our money for funiture? Una want tell me say if the people care for our Obodo na funiture money bill dem go dey pass when everybody sabi say the condition wey our Past Leaders leave our country no be pretty sight at all. As I talk before, una want tell me say all these our Senators and Legilslators no fit afford funiture for house? I beg make una give me a break as dem dey talk for Obodo Oyinbo.

As I want close my comment, I hope say our Leaders dem go do less travel and more action on this yeye condition wey our Obodo country dey. Na here I go stop my people I go dey talk to una on Wednesday as my God/Allah don talk am, make una dey do jeje o.

How dey go dey go my people, I hope say una dey hang in there jeje. He don tay wey I don dey think about the problem wey Business people dey face for our country. My people I no sabi how plenty of these people dey survive o. When I dey talk about business people me I no talk about 419 Business or people wey be say na through Dabaru and Wayo dem dey take survive for business. I dey talk about people wey dey do business for our Obodo true true.

No be since 1999 na him Uncle Sege dey travel all over the world make people come invest for Nigeria. The thing wey I no understand be as the man old so, him no think say he must put his house in order before he go dey ask foreigner make dem come put their money for our Obodo. Every where you go for our Obodo, nothing wey dey work. All the infrastructures wey go help business move proper don pafuka. Na almost two years now na him the man promise say NEPA light no go dey blink but as I day talk to to una now, the yeye poeple don take light, na Generator Plant na him we dey use for office. How business go tay survive when be say everytime dem move NEPA don use his power? I no sabi Business wey no need light for business. Plenty business don close their factory because NEPA don destroy their Equipments. Plenty business no fit hold meeting because the office no get enough ventilation for their counterparts from Obodo Oyinbo. Na everyday business dey loose billions of Naira as our Kingkong NEPA don visit us again.

There is this other problem wey dem dey call government regulations and Egunje. Na all of us know say our Government dey try him best make dem commot Bribe for goverment office but the thing go take years because the thing wey our Leaders dey talk for Television, Radio and Papers no concern junior staff wey plenty business people go meet when dem go the offices. If you know cooperate for the thing, the thing wey you want go collect no dey comot unless you settle dem. If you think say you too know, these God-Fathers for Egunje dem go just frustrate you. Plenty of dem na the thing wey dem dey take support their family be that as plenty times our Goverment no dey pay these people in time. Sometimes dem no dey pay dem salary for Six months. The question wey I want ask our Leaders dem be say, how dem want make these people survive in this kind environment? I no say some people even if our Goverment pay dem their money dem go still ask for their own Family Support but the few wey no want take Riba no get choice as pressure dey from their Family member and Landlord. This kind thing dey make am hard for plenty business as dem must pay extra money to get documents from our Government.

Another problem na the roads. With the yeye roads wey no see maintenance for years, plenty of dem, motor no fit pass as ditch plenty pass smooth road. This wahala plenty for Lagos as you go see plenty go slow especially for morning time. Plenty people by the time wey dem go reach office afternoon don reach as traffic don take halve of their day. Business men wey don schedule appoitment with their partners no fit make am to the office in time. Before you know am, their business partners don give up on dem. Even sometimes with the way our roads be, by the time you attend one meeting evening don come, plenty business men and women go come cancel the remaining meetings since he don dey too late. As men of the underworld no gree us waka again for night, na so you go see everybody dey rush home before night time come. This itself na another headache for business as people no fit do their work.

Another thing wey dey destroy business for our obodo na we ourselves. As plenty of us dey lazy and we no want work hard and we want make money. You go office go collect document the person wey dey in charge either he don go buka go wack or the person fit tell you say him dey for break make you no wahala am. People for our obodo no too dey take work serious at all. Plenty of us the only thing wey we sabi na to collect salary and get some Egunje, we no want sweat for anything. If you open business for our Obodo and you no dey there, the people go just run the thing to the ground for you. Sometimes I wonder which kind God creat us selves as plenty Nigerians dey lazy na only enjoyment we sabi. Plenty business don pack up as their employees don chop dem finish.

My people o, as all of us dey talk say he go better, I wonder when that go happen as our government and us no too care about the country. Plenty Leaders wey we get na only their own dem sabi. Make una take for example our National Assembly, na everybody for our obodo sabi say work no dey and we need business make dem come open business for our Obobo as plenty of our youths no gree find job. Which time una hear say make those yeye rouges pass bill wake go encourage Nigerians and Foreign investors come open business. We talk say country hard but our National Assembly dey busy dey buy Furniture and Motors for themselves and their concubines.

Haba National Assembly, na God go punish una and plenty of una na hell una dey go so as una no dey think about plenty of us wey dey struggle and no gree find food eat. Na pray we dey pray make God bring better Leader for our country. Na here I go stop my fellow Obodians, make una dey take am jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey manage? I beg una make una no vex with us na our writer vex comot our office say he no dey work again as our Oga catch am dey sleep for work when the man come visit from America.

My people una know say since Governor Tinubu enter office na him he don dey talk about say all the yeye road wey dey for Lagos him go repair dem. Na all of us know say the man dey try for Lagos. But I no think say I fit talk the same thing about our yeye Federal Government. All the Oil money wey dem talk say he dey for reserve last year I no sabi the thing wey dem dey take the money do? We no say since our Federal Government Leaders enter office I no think say dem lack for anything. No be this year we hear again say dem want buy our yeye good for nothing Legislators and Senators Peugeot cars. Which kind work wey our National Assembly do for wey be say we dey dash dem motor. He don reach two years wey our Leaders don enter office I no see thing wey I go fit point say Uncle Sege and his Potbelly comrades don achieve since dem buy dem way into our lives.

Make we take the road wey everybody dey call gateway to Nigeria since plenty neigbouring countries na there their citizens dey follow if dem want come our Obodo especially for the ones wey no get plane money. The road if una no remember na this yeye Badagry road. I no say the thing don improve small pass the time wey that yeye killer leader wey no go die well for him grave dey for power. The road na real death trap. No be two weeks ago na him our Oga ask me make I follow am go him house as we tay too long for office and another thing be say we dey go Abuja the next day. But since my parents wey dey heaven dey watch over me I come tell our Oga say we get Vigil for our Church. Na him my oga come ask him wife neiphew make he follow am go home. As the man dey drive him Honda from Maryland dey go Badagry road, as dem want reach Mile 12, dem come decide say make dem follow Festac as we all know say Mile 12 no be kind place wey you want dey pass around 11PM for night. As dem want branch like this na inside gutter dem find themselves for the place. As God dey with our Oga, two people dey waka along the road, na the people and my oga Neiphew-in-law carry the car comot gutter, if not na there my Oga and the Boy for sleep. My Oga come talk as God safe am for that place him come dey pray. As dem dey go for Badagry Road before dem reach Barracks, there is this overhead bridge wey people wey dey comot Trade Fair go follow na him dem see this big gutter wey dey for middle of the road, before the man press on him brakes the thing don dey too late. Na inside that big hole dem land, my Oga come find way wey he tay manouver comot the trap not before the two right tires don turn to crazy man's outfit. All the two tires for him right side don turn into shred and the car right body don turn to goat wey cow hit for head. All this thing happen around 11:30 for night. Luckily for dem, another Danfo dey around wey enter the same ditch minutes before our Oga. The man talk say he no fair for his life until that night as the whole place dey deserted. As reach the place wey Danfo dey na him come see Vulganizer wey dey work on that danfo. To cut the tory short na this Vulganizer dem follow go him shop. My Oga say if una see as he dey sweat, una go think say na inside Bar Beach water him just comot. Him talk say as dem dey waka go the man shop him don comot him shirt and remove Watch wey dey him hand. He come take hand dabaru him hair as he no want make the people wey dey the man shop know say him na Americana. As reach the place na so so men wey look like say dem don smoke Igbo (Hemp) na him see. The man even talk say him try hard make him no speak grammar as he no want make dem sabi his identity. Na so the man buy tires wey be say under normal circumstances he no go put am for him tire for almost N1500.00 from the Vulganizer. Una know say my Oga no enter him house for that day until 1:am for morning.

Na the same thing happen again to the man near 2nd Gate for Festac area as he dey avoid another ditch. Luckily for am na only one tire the thing affect.

My people una see how inaction of our Leader dey cause palava for ordinary citizen for our Obodo. If to say God no dey with the man he for don encounter Armed Robbers as dem plenty around that area. Na because God still dey with our Oga na him safe am those two nights. Our Government Leaders dey travel all over the world dey ask both Nigerians wey dey Obodo Oyinbo and Foreign Investors make dem come open business for our Obodo. Which fool go come risk him life like our Oga and go come put him money for this kind environment? Na pray we dey pray make God send us Leaders wey go care about our country pass dem pockets and egos. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey take am easy o.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey manage? Today matter no dey easy for me as I watch people dey waste their lives or other people's live because of money and power. Every time you read paper or watch television na people wey dem kill for road during fight or wey Armed Robber kill you go hear. No be yesterday I read am for paper say dem find plenty body for Ikotun aread for Lagos. Se una also hear about these yeye Agberos (Area Boys) wey dey fight for Oshodi Bus Stop because one group no want make the other group carry passengers? My source tell me say na about Two people die for the thing where several people dey injure. This thing wey I dey talk na everyday occurence for our obodo, life don become yeye so tay plenty people no value their lives again and people just dey drop like chicken. As the rush for wealth increase na so death of innocent people wey some of our rich people don use their body for money. He rare wey you go see dead body for our country wey dem never comot his/her private part. Plenty times you go see dead body for road wey be say for days, our local council no go carry am in time. Sometimes he dey reach months before City Council go carry the dead body. I remember last year when my Brother and his family come visit us for Nigeria and dem come talk say make I follow dem go Lagos Island go buy Tapes. When we come reach the area, I come tell my brother say make we park our car around Central Mosque since parking na palava for Lagos. Na him me, my brother and his wife come dey waka go Ebipenjo Lane. As we dey waka we notice say people wey dey come from opposite direction dey cover their noise with their hands, as we get close to the area na him we start dey smell the thing. My people if una see as the area dey smell, una go think say na inside Montuary wey NEPA don take him light for Months na him una dey. My brother and him family come dey ask say wetin be that smell, I come tell dem say he fit be gutter as all of us know say plenty gutter for Lagos Island na Shit full am. Small time na him we see one dead body wey flies don almost eat finish, my people if una see the faces of my brother and him family, the pikin dem come dey cry as dem cling to their Papa and Mama. To cut the story short, I hear say the body don dey there since one month wey people just dey pass am.

My poeple se una want tell me say the dead body no get family wey fit come carry am? Wetin our government people dey do wey be say dem allow the thing make he burst? As he be for Nigeria, our government go carry Dog body comot for road first before dem go carry dead body. The thing don become Baraku among our people wey be say dem no dey think about am twice. Humanbeign life don become yeye as our people dey kill themselves. This I dont care attitude dey for our Government too, small time if wahala happen for our Obodo, the first thing wey our Government go say to Mobile Police be say shoot to kill, dem no dey talk say make dem go there go arrest people wey cause the Wahala. Na this same attitude you go find in plenty African countries. Una no see the fight for Burundi, Sierra Leone, Liberia and others wey be say dem just dey hack person head like say dem be chicken. I no sabi how grown men go dey cut small pikin hands and legs because dem come from another tribe or country.

As I don dey tire, my advice be say he go good if all of us look within ourselves and see if we like what we see for Mirrow because plenty of us dey run after power, money which sometimes dey bring hatred among God, Allah own people. My fellow Obodians, the change to brotherly love must come from us first and then to our fellow neighbours and friends before we can see the end of this evil behaviours wey don become part of our daily lives.

How una dey my people, I hope say life dey treat una better? No be weeks ago I dey tell una say our President Uncle Sege dey lobby National Assembly make dem approve money for am make he take buy Presidential Jet. The new request wey our President dey make na about him Vice President Alhaji Atiku own. Na all of una hear say the man Plane crash for Portugal and na God save am and his entourage. If not, una for don dey hear say make wey elect new vice president. As the thing don dey become embarrassment for our President an his people dem.

My people, Uncle Sege think say him smart, as National Assembly reject bill for him own Jet he come send Vice President own. He think say if dem approve that one, him go come submit him own again and he go dey hard for the people to reject am. But as una know say all of our Politicians na Ogbologbo for Agbari. Dem know say our President want use wayo for dem, dem come tell am say he no good make he submit one bill for 8 Jets instead wey him dey submit one just for Vice President own. My fellow Obodians I hope una dey hear that? How this yeye people go tell us say dem know the country hard and dem dey do their best. But na everyday una go dey hear say the thing go take time but dem want take the money wey dem for use create work for us and come take am buy Jets for the President and Vice President, including the Senate President, House Speaker, Attorney General and some yeye positions.

Thank God our President and his advisors talk say that one na nonsense and dem no go do that. Una see my people, these our National Assembly no dey cut am small o. Even for America wey dem dey copy, the only two positions wey get private Jets na office of President and Vice President. Na the thing wey I dey talk be that about the Rogues wey we call Legislators. Una see the kind wayo wey dem want put for our face, dem know say if our President and Vice President want the thing bad dem go put the additional six for the thing. I no think say plenty of these people go die well. This thing don dey tire me my fellow Obodians. I no sabi how people go dey that bold and selfish wey be say dem think say the world dey circle around dem? Our country still dey bad like before and this yeye Democracy wey dem promise us na illusion. Majority of us no get work and plenty family no fit find food eat. Plenty pikin don die because their Papa and Mama no get chop money. With all these, our people dey talk about 8 Private Jets. This people no talk about Bicycle my people, dem dey talk about Luxury wey be say if dem take the money create business the thing go reduce our unemployment rate by 65%. Na this dem want take buy 8 planes for people wey no need am.

Una sabi how I feel about the previous bill for Presidential Jet, but this one I no know whether make I cry or laugh because the thing don pass me. Una no think say these our National Assembly dey kolo for head? I go let una be the Judge of that as I want go Toilet go do the natural thing. Make una remember say the thing wey una do for ground na him your family and pikin go come meet, make una dey do jeje o.

How dey go dey go my people, I hope una dey manage? Yesterday I talk to una about the way some of our Politicians dey behave. Today the thing wey I go talk dey similar but my yabbist stick for today go be on Acting Secretary General of Arewa Consultative Forum (ACF).  The man name na Mallam Inuwa Abdul-Kadri. No be yesterday I read am for paper say the man talk say the bill wey our National Assembly want pass wey go make am impossible for past Military Head Of States collect entitlement as their civilian counterpart na nonsense. According to the thing wey I hear, dem talk say the General Secretary no support our constitution wey talk say he dey illegal for person to take power by first. As most of our past leaders take power by first, and no be say na we elect dem for the position. The Congress come talk say anybody wey become head of states by force no entitle to money and benefit wey regular person go collect if the person become our commander in chief. This go make people think twice before dem waylay our constitution.

Na because of this thing na him make the man talk say he no good make person no eat the fruit of his labour. Him talk say since he take special effort and power for person to become our President, he good make dey pay dem their entitlement as our past leaders.whether we elect dem or not. My question to the yeye Mallam be say which labour our past military Head of states do? You mean say he good make we reward people wey destroy our country? As the man dey talk, he be like say make we reward robbers wey come to our home and take over our house by first. And since the man no comot everything wey dey the house, he go good make dem get some benefit. Too. Na this kind thing make talk say I know say the man no serious, I hope say he go go give the people wey pay am for propaganda their money back. Because this him talk no be kind thing wey go expect from person wey get brain for head. How you go talk say make wey pay people wey cause plenty of the wahala wey we dey surfer now? I no blame the man since na glass house him dey live. If we look am well well the man na from Privilege Family, plenty of these surferness wey people like us dey face everyday no dey reach am. How the man no go talk so since na our Past military leaders give am the money wey he take build mansion wey him build for his village?

Una see my people, na this kind person dey spoil our obodo, small time una go hear say the man want become Minister for Nigeria. Una wonder why our country no improve? No be this kind person dey spoil am? And plenty of dem no dey think at all. As dem dey talk for computer class, garbage in garbage out If the kind person become Government Leader for our country our own don finish be that. Because the man dey talk like person wey no get gumption for head. Make una see us see trouble o, the man na Acting General Secretary for Arewa Consultative Forum. The group suppose to represent us wey be Northerners for Nigeria, wetin una think go happen as this man dey talk like say he no get anything upstairs? Arewa na Think Tank group, how the man take become Acting General Secretary I no sabi. One thing for sure wey I know, the man no get there because he get sense or he sabi book. I hope say plenty of these leaders dem go think well well before dem open their big mouth.

Na here I go stop my people, make una take am easy o.

I hope say una dey manage my people, how life dey treat una? Wetin Again I dey hear about Osun State self? Every time wey you hear something about the state for Television, na so so fight you go dey hear. If the Governor no fight him Deputy, the Police get wahal with local Council. And if that no happen na people wey dey fight for Crown you go hear their palava for Radio. No be two weeks ago I hear say the Governor go Mecca for Hajj? But as him and his deputy no dey gree, the man come ask the state secreatary make he dey look after the state affairs for am. But as I hear dem talk say according to our Constitution, the only time wey the Governor fit delegate the task to another position or person be say him Deputy Governor no dey around. But as the Deputy Governor Omisore dey around, I no sabi why the governor go ask another person make he dey take care of the state affairs for am?

Before I continue make wey talk small about plenty of our people wey dey go Mecca self. As he be for Nigeria, plenty people wey dey go this hajj no dey go because dem believe the thing wey Prophet Mohammed talk about the thing wey Islam religion stand for self. The thing don become status for our Obodo. Plenty people like make dem call dem Alhaji or Alhaja. As my Afa for our Mosque tell me when I be small pikin, him talk say the Islam mean Peace, you must love your Neighbour as you brothers and respect dem too. And he talk say as for Mecca own, we go there go clean our sins, and he no good make we dey vex with people before we take on that journey.

So my people my question be say as the Governor na educated person and he sabi book well well but this him behaviour dey small before he reach o. Although na our elders dey talk say Age no reach wisdom and another thing be say because you go university no mean say you go get sense. But this Osun Palava own don dey too long. The wahala no let my poeple for Osun reap the fruit of our Democracy (although no be say people wey dey other states dey enjoy anything). Since wey we start this democracy self na him the governor and deputy don dey bump heads like say the Positions na their papa own. He dey okay if people no dey gree for Politics but only good Leaders and Politicians go separate that from their official duty. This thing wey the governor do, if to say I be senate leader for Osun State Assembly, I go look whether the thing cause make we comot the governor as he don personalize him position as the head of the state. If the governor no like him deputy na him sabi but he must still follow the constitution because if we start dey do the opposite na him be say we dey undermine the foundation of our Country be that. I no care if the governor dey do good job or not, this thing wey he do, na him be say the man dey childish and no be kind person wey we want dey lead our state or Obodo be that.

I hope say the people wey dey for Osun States go start dey look how dem go comot am or purnish am. And if the man survive the thing because he get some suporters for State Assembly, I hope say my people for Osun no allow am make he serve second term as the man no sabi politics. This him behaviour make me think say the man no too get comon sense just like plenty of our So call Leaders for Nigeria. Dem no too dey think well well before dem act, plenty of dem too dey emotional for Politics. If you no agree with dem, you don become their enemy be that. Na the same politics wey I think our Uncle Sege too dey practice. I hope say our Leaders for Osun and Yoruba go fit resolve this chicken fight wey our Governor for Osun state dey do with him Deputy as the thin don dey get out our hand

Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How dey go dey my fellow Obodians, I hope una dey manage? Se una hear say the Muslim for south dey ask our Government make dem make next Tuesday Public Holiday. And the one for North dey talk say na Monday dem want. Una see my people, na the thing wey democracy dey cause be that. I no understand why these two Regions no fit gree whether the Muslim Holiday go be Monday or Tuesday especially since both of dem dey worship the same God. This no be fight between Muslim and Christian but between two different areas of the Federation.The only thing wey I go say be say tribalism don enter the thing and na this yeye Sharia own cause am. Before all these fight over which day we go celebrate Muslim holiday no dey happen between our Brothers for North and South. Una remember the thing wey I talk before about Sharia palava. The thing wey our Muslim Brothers for North no realize be say plenty people wey be Muslim for South get relatives wey be Christian and dem go do anything to protect dem. And unlike Southerners, this kind thing no dey for North. I no think say you go fit see Muslim family wey get Christian relatives as he dey for South especially South West.

Another palava wey religion dey cause for our obodo na this Sharia thing for North. No be last week I hear say some Religion Fanatics for North go burn Army Truck wey dey carry Beer dey go Army Barracks for North. As the truck get problem for road na him these yeye boys wey no get work come look inside the thing dem come see beer wey dem load for the truck. Na from their dem comandeer the thing go Police station wey dey the area. I hear say the Police come tell dem say make dem leave the thing alone, the yeye youths come refuse. When the thing comot Police station, na so these youths put petrol for the thing and burn am. No too long na him I hear say the Army come hear about the thing and come dey rush go there. But before dem commot barrack na him I hear say their Oga patapata receive telephone from their Area command say make him stop dem from going to the place. If to say the Commander no do this, no be the thing wey we go dey talk be this. The whole area for don dabaru and plenty people for die for mistakes of some hoodlum Youths. As it be so, the thing don dey divide us small, Soldier for one side, and the civilian for the other side. This kind thing fit cause another coup or war for our Obodo.

The question wey I want ask all these Politicians wey dey introduce yeye law for their own selfish reasons be say wetin dem go do to prevent this kind thing in the future? Because I believe say one day go be one day wey the instructions from the Oga for Barracks go dey too late and and the Army go descend on those thugs wey call themselves Sharia Vigilante. Na beg I dey bey our Politcians and Government be say make dem make sure say those fanatics wey dey forment trouble comot for street because I no think say other people or Military Organization go take the thing lightly from dem if the thing happen again. I guess say our Pro Sharia governors no think about this thing before dem start dey introduce law wey go divide us instead of make the thing unite the whole country. As the wahala dey brew for background, I no go surprise if our country dabaru especially if our Leaders no find solution for the thing now. My opinion be say this Sharia thing na distraction for our Society and I no think say we need am now. But as I be nobody, this na just my opinion and I know say plenty of una no go agree with me and I respect that.

Na here I go stop my people, I hope say una don dey plan for the coming Holiday. Make una dey take am easy o my fellow Obodians.

How una dey my people, I hope una dey enjoy. Wetin dey wrong with our Leaders self? No be yesterday my source tell me say our Leaders talk say the thing wey International Transparency or wetin be their name talk about our Country na lie. Dem talk say the data wey those people use no dey complete. Transparency International na the people wey talk say our Country na the Leader for Corruption. Last week na him I hear say our Leaders dem, from Uncle Sege to him Ministers and all the important people wey dey for our Obodo talk say the thing na nonsense. Dem talk say if to say the thing dey complete dem go for find out say our Obodo no be the worst offender for Corruption.

My people una see our Leaders dem, which person wey dey for our Obodo wey no know say corruption dey grow wings for our Body? The thing wey I no sabi be say whether Transparency International say na Nigeria be last or first, me I know get palava with dem because even if the people talk say na our country be the last for the thing, na all of us know say we dey breathe and eat bribe for Nigeria. Which kind cry wey dem dey cry when we know say na one cancer wey go take miracle from Above for the thing to dissapear among our people? Which contract wey you want get for Nigeria wey you no go give the people wey dey in-charge chop money for Family Support? Our President fit talk Anti- graft from here to Kutuweji, the thing dey go on for our obodo pase pase. Even as I dey talk to una, some money dey exchange hand as we dey talk. All these our leaders dem wey dey shout say Transparency International rating na lie, na rouges including our President. The man no fit tell me say him family members and friends no benefit from the thing since him come to power. All these Ajala travel wey him wife and advisors dey do, who dey pay for the thing? Dem want tell me all these places wey dem dey go na for only official business? That 65 Karat Gold and Diamond wrist watch wey cost arm and leg from where dem buy am, and who dey pay for the thing? That one na fringe benefit? I guess say that one na Official Souvenir as my brother for America dey talk.

Make we no fool ourselves, the answer to the thing no be whether na our country come first for Corruption or last, the answer be say how we go take comot the thing for our Obodo because the thing don ruin our country finish? Plenty Palava wey we dey face today for Nigeria na corruption dey cause am. All this hilahilo wey our Leaders dey talk na waste of time, make dem stop dey give contract to person wey dem sabi or wey give dem money for back. And all these wayo style wey be say their pikin wey dey go school for Obodo Oyinbo go collect School Fee money from Company Chairman wey dem give Contract. If dem put the kind energy wey dem dey put for Transparency International talk, our country for don better. I know say Uncle Sege dey try him best but him and the rest of dem must do more my people. If all of us na flies wey fit dey follow these our Leaders dem around, we go know say plenty of dem their money don increase jaburata since time wey dem become Senator or Legislator. Wetin dem want tell us now, we know say plenty of dem dey build mansions for Obodo Oyinbo as we  talk.

My fellow Obodians, make we no fool ourselves even if our Yeye Leaders want turn us to "help me hold my Cloth people" This bribery thing dey for the water wey we dey drink, na only God fit help us. Na here I go stop my people, I go dey talk to una tomorrow as our Lord, Allah, Olorun, Chineke, Osanobua and Jah don talk am.

I hope say una enjoy una weekend my people? How dey go dey go? I beg make ask una something, why be say for Africa we no dey make guns but all those fancy Weapons wey Oyinbo people dey make plenty for our Leaders hand? Which enemey wey we get wey be say our Leaders na so so weapon dem dey invest money instead make dem put the money where common people like us go fit enjoy am. As he be so, plenty people wey we call our Leaders don Kolo for head, if una go all these Oyinbo people wey dey make these weapons, their country dem dey kooleh, dem get peace. But make una look at our African continent, if you no hear about Famine, you go hear about tribes wey dey hack their fellow country men for head. Sometimes, na one country go dey support rebels for another country because the person wey be President no too like the Leader wey dey neibhouring country.

Plenty thing wey I no thing say go ever happen for our continent na him I dey see for television everyday. Which kind luck wey we get for Africa wey be say na us get resources pass but na inside poverty we dey live. Make I use Angloa for example, I no thing say since the day wey I sabi the thing wey dem dey call money, I go fit talk say this country get peace. Dem don dey fight this yeye war for so long I no even think say the thing dey for OAU agenda again. Make una see o my fellow Africans, God bless these country with plenty Oil and Diamond but war no allow dem enjoy am because one yeye bastard no like the other bastard. I dey sorry say I use this word. But the thing don tire me my people, evertime wey dem show Angola for Television na so so small pikin wey no get legs and arms na him you go dey see for the place. The thugs wey dey cause this war their pikin dey for Obodo Oyinbo dey enjoy blood money. The thing wey I no understand be say our yeye people wey call themselves African Leaders go dey go OAU meeting. I never see one good thing wey come out of that toothless organization. Na so so men with pot belle you go dey see for Television dey talk say dem represent African people. I no go lie to una, I never see one African wey I go talk say true true the man represent our continent.. The war wey dey happen for Angola don become routine wey be say people no dey talk about am again. But when una see all these innocent pikin wey be say their future dey hopeless, plenty of dem no go ever see their parent again as our selfish Leaders don ruin their future for dem. The money wey dem for take improve their people welfare, dem don take am buy weapons for America, Russia and China finish.

I beg my people, make our Leaders dem for Africa thank their luck say I no get money. Because if to say God bless me with plenty money, plenty of these our so call Leaders for African go don go join their ancestors for yonder. I for don use the money create soldier wey be say any Leaders wey no do right by our people, him too no go dey around to implement his yeye plan. All these people wey una dey see dey wear Agbada, Kaftan and French Suits no go dey around for our continent. I don tire dey hear make people dey talk say Africa na backward society because of these inept Men wey call themselves our Leaders. We don turn the whole continent into Gun Market for our Oyinbo Brethrens. Which time una hear say France dey fight Italy with weapons, or Sweden and Spain dey fight and na big gun dem take settle am? Some people go blame am on Oyinbo people. Dem go talk say na dem cause am because dem dey look for market for their products. If to say na so the thing be, una want tell me say our Leaders dem dey so stupid wey be say NO no dey for their dictionary? Make una look the whole West Africa, half of the countries na so so war dem dey fight among themselves. Plenty of these people wey dey cause these wahala, I no think say dem lose one single family member for the war. Na the fools and innocent people dey die like cow for Lagos Abattoir. Guinea, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast all these countries no get peace. If una go both Central Africa and East Africa regions, na the same thing dey happen. Uganda, Congo Republic, Burundi, Rwanda, Somalia, Eritrea, and so on, all of the yeye Leaders don take their yeye Ego spoil better thing for the rest of us. And people dey wonder why Oyinbo people no dey respect us. How dem go respect us when our home no dey settle? The only thing wey we sabi for Africa na to receive Aid. Which time wey una hear say bad thing happen for Obodo Oyinbo, and na Africa country go help dem?

Na every year we dey hear wey our Leaders dem go dey travel like Globetrotters dey ask for Debt forgiveness. The question wey we for ask dem be say the debt wey dem say our countries owe, wetin dem take am do? Which time wey dem borrow the money self? He go good make plenty of us start dem mobilize ourselves wey be say which ever goverment borrow money and when Oyinbo people come dey ask for their money back, na the people wey dey for that government we go ask make dem hold responsible. I go also talk say he go good make we start dey ask the defaulters make dem start dey vomit the thing wey dem chop. Because I no think say he dey right and fair make dem ask the whole country dey pay the thing wey we no chop. Plenty of us wey dey live for Africa no dey smell the money wey dem give am to Leaders not to talk of say make we spend am. Na the finger wey cause palava na him King must cut.

As I want close this my talk, na God I dey take beg generations wey dey come after us say, if our continent go better wey people outside the continent go respect us, make dem make sure say the path wey our Rogue Leaders dem follow, make dem comot am for History book because no be kind thing wey dem go dey study. Until plenty of these our so call leaders comot from this Universe, I no think African people go ever see peace.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey my manage? Making una no worry, he go soon better. I no know about una but this thing wey I want talk today don dey too much for me. As I know say plenty of us wey dey live for Nigeria, we get one or two relatives wey dey live for Obodo Oyinbo. As all of us know say he no dey easy for our people wey dey live for those places. But the thing wey dey pain me pass be say some of those guys wey dey there na real 419 paraku. He no means say because dem dey Obodo Oyinbo dem no dey use Agbari. I go even talk say the local 419 wey we get for Nigeria still dey come behind those Overseas 419 dem. Those away own na real Chiefs for Jibiti. As I know say plenty of una go dey wonder wetin I dey talk. If you get relatives wey dey Obodo Oyinbo, the chance say this thing no happen to you dey small. He even small pass ant (Era) for our Obodo.

How many una wey send food stuff and goods through some of our people wey dey go Oyinbo country and you come hear story say dem seize the thing for Airport? No be say dem no dey seize the thing true true, but I hear say some people go just wack the thing for Oyinbo Country. Make we talk say you be tailor wey sabi sow cloth well well. As your relatives, friends or your relatives friends dey go back Obodo Oyinbo, you come ask am if fit help you sell the thing for the place or give am to your sister. Some people no go take am from you, and I no blame dem as some of us go just pretend like say the thing na by thin air he go take reach Obodo Oyinbo and dem no go pay kobo for the extra luggage wey we give dem. And some people because of shame, dem go take am from you but na for their house for Nigeria dem go leave am come tell their people make dem tell you say dem no allow am carry am enter. And sometimes na the thing wey happen be that. At other times the things go reach Oyinbo Shore but as the man no have time for your yeye cloth, he go just give am to him children and Akata friends say na the things wey bring dem from Nigeria be that. The man go come dey tell you tory say Oyinbo Custom seize from him hand. And few times, our people go sell the thing or if dem get their shop for Obodo Oyinbo, dem go add am to am. And dem go come give small tory why dem no go pay you money. As for food stuff own, the person go just tell him family make dem no worry about extra gari as he don banker for the one wey you tell am make he help give your brother, or relatives for Obodo Oyinbo.

Plenty of these thing no too dey invlove plenty money as people like me no too get money or property wey I go send relatives for Oyinbo Country. The one wey big pass na the thing wey dem dey do fellow countrymen for Overseas wey ask make dem help dem give money to their relaives for Nigeria. Plenty of our people deliver the message. But we also have plenty Ole wey be say na the thing wey dem dey take survive be that. As dem want go home, dem go rally round Nigerians say dem dey go home or say if dem get message for their family. Dem go even tell you say dem no dey carry load o but if you get money wey you want give your Papa or Mama, dem go help you deliver that one. True true, the money go enter here but the problem be say he no go be for your family hand. The man go just take the money and add am to the money wey he dey take build mansion for Lekki. Or he fit take am open Boutique for one yeye Asewo wey he call girlfriend. He go come send message to you say Custom seize the money from am for Murtala. Some of dem go even tell you say dem put the money for Carry on bag wey dem dey take enter plane. But as dem want enter plane na him dey come tell dem say the plane full inside, so dem no fit carry am inside. The next time wey dem see the bag na for Nigeria, and all the money wey dey inside, dem don thief am. Dem go come dey curse Baggage people wey no sabi anything. The real Ogbologbo for the thing, go even plan with men of underworld make dem come attack dem for road. This go come make am real for our Police eyes. All these because of some few Marks and Pounds wey dem want take impress their family or Village say dem don make am for Obodo Oyinbo.

This thing wey I dey tell una don ruin plenty people wey be say na from bank dem borrow the money as dem one take am build house for Nigeria. The money dem no see am, and dem go still pay money back to Banks wey loan dem money if not na their House for America dem to take. My advice to people be say before you ask person make he help you give money or food to your relatives, make you make sure say na person wey you know say he no go use 419 for you. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope una dey kanmpe. Today the thing wey I want talk dey important he fit affect whether person go live or not. No be a month ago I hear for Paper say our Government comot one Judge because the man no sabi him work. As the boy wey read the paper for me talk say the Judge collect money for back. Dem talk am say there is this murder case wey one person file against one Rich man. As he dey for our constitution say any court case wey involve murder, Court no fit grant the accuse bail until dem sabi say no be him do am. Na him dem carry one influential man go court for murder, as the man lawyer ask for bail the judge come deny am. The plaintiff talk say na for him face dem put handcuff for the accused hands and dem come push am inside Black Maria take am go Prison. To cut the tory short sa a, na him the Judge award money and properties to plaintiff. Small time the man come talk say make him go check the building wey dem just award am, as reach the place na the accused he see for door wey dey go out and him think say the man dey for Kirikiri. The man say him think na ghost he see but the man come tell am no be so. He come found out say na the Judge release am.

This second one I no think say he go fit happen for our Obodo but the thing sele. The people wey we think say dem go protect us na dem be Devil for Twins back. This tory no dey new o my people, una hear about one Nurse wey her Boss do test for am without her consent because she talk say she get boil wey no heal for body. As the test come back, the Doctor come found out say the woman get HIV. Instead make the yeye boss tell the nurse, he come send am and her husband go LUTH for Idi Araba. Na there the poor woman come found out say na AIDS test her boss do for am. When the woman come go back work, na him her boss tell am say make she go leave. From there dem come sack am for work. Na him the woman come carry her boss go Court because of the yeye thing wey the man do to am. As I hear, dem talk say he dey against our law make person do test for you if no sabi say na the thing wey dem dey do to you be that. The day wey dem go court na him the Defendant lawyer come ask the court make dem no allow the woman for Court because of AIDS. Una sabi say this yeye Judge wey no sabi law come agree with defendant. My people na wa o, how person go get case for court and no be say he die and dem no go allow make she enter court. I no go surprise if the judge no dey Kolo for head.

Na the thing wey make talk say I no sabi how plenty of these yeye lawyers dey become Judges self? Where he dey for law wey be say person no fit enter our court because he get disease for body? Which University give these woman Judge law degree self? I no say me no sabi book well, but I no fit make that kind decision? Which medical Doctor tell the Judge say if she allow the woman for court, na everybody go get HIV for the place. If to say na so the thing be, all for us wey dey live for our Obodo go don die long time ago. As the thing be, you no fit sabi person wey get the thing unless the thing don enter their body well well. I know say no person want die, but the Judge no get mercy at all at all, how the yeye woman go feel if to say na Head Court tell am say she no go fit sit for Bench for Court because she get disease for body? Na wa for these our Oppressors self wey be say small power wey dem get na to finish Mekunnu like me na him dem sabi. As the woman don take her case go Court of Appeal, I hope say the Judge there go reverse the yeye ruling. This na lesson to all of us say, he no dey good make we dey hire people wey no sabi work because na these kind thing dem dey cause for the rest of us.

Na here I go stop my people, make una dey thing before una do am.

How dey go dey go my people, I hope say everything dey go koole? Today na about our people wey don turn house of Worship to house of Gossip. The thing remind me for the tory wey I read for Bible when Jesus Christ our Saviour visit Synagogue for Jerusalem, as him enter the palce na him see Money changer and gambler dey gbaladun for the place with their women. Na him come talk say "my house shall be House of Prayer, but una don turn am to house Fornication and Gambling". He come drive all the people comot. But today own different small, na about our people wey be say instead make dem go church go worship our Almighty God, na gosip dem go sow for the place. The thing plenty among our women dem wey be say anything wey happen for Church, the Amebo among dem go don carry am among their friends and neigbhours. No be last week Sunday na him this my Friend wey dey live for Onitsha come visit him family for Lagos. That day the Bobo come talk say as him dey among friends and families he go take the opportunity go do Offering for Celestial Church wey dey our area. True true my friend and him wife don reach Twenty years wey dem marry for Lagos before dem move back East for work. God no too answer their prayer for pikin own until Ten years ago. Plenty people wey dey live for our area for Ajegunle dem no sabi say the man and his wife don born pikin as God answer their prayers. This time around as God go bless dem better, na double dosage he take stuff the wife belle. As I dey talk before, since the time wey the wife go born pikin don dey close, the woman come talk say she no go fit follow her husband go Church. To cut the tory short sha, as we reach Church come see as Rabbit Ears people come dey tune their Antennae on. Una know say sometime our people no too dey mind their own.We never reach thirty minutes for the place na him the CGF (Church Gossiper Fellowship) come send their Junior member make she come take style ask one of the people wey follow us come. As God go catch dem, the person wey dem send no too sabi our entourage. She come go ask the wife's best friend say wetin my Friend dem dey do here as dem hear say the man and his wife don scatter. She even talk say she hear say the man don follow a Ghanian woman when his first wife no fit born pikin. Na him my friend wife friend come as am where she tay hear that kind tory? The friend come raise her voice say no be prayer una say una come pray for here why be say na so so gossip na him una go dey run after like Touts wey dey run after Molue. She come tell the woman say by the way, the man and my friend get one pikin already and dem dey expect another twin soon. If to say the woman time no dey close, una for see am with her belle. The boy wey una see near the man, na their first pikin be that.

Se una see my people, na the thing wey make me no dey go church be that. I know say plenty of una go talk say person no dey go church because of other people. I know say you go church go worship and pray to our Almighty God but sometimes, the yeye thing wey these people dey do for church no dey allow Angels enter Church and no dey allow God accept prayer as the people don turn the place to Gossip den. If una be Angel which of una go go inside that kind church before dem turn their gossip on una? Small time dem go tell Angel say na him be the smallest Angel for God Kingdom as if to say na dem and our Almighty God dey make the decision for Heaven. This thing wey we dey take lightly don ruin plenty life for our Obodo. I even hear say the thing wohwoh for Obodo Oyinbo as our people dem don turn plenty of their church to Towncrier. My brother talk say him no dey go Nigerian Church again as the people turn against his family one day. Him talk say right infront of his wife, the people dey take style ask am who his pikin dem resemle as all his pikin dem na Oyinbo pepe and our whole family black pass Charcoal. Na true say dem no light for our family but how these people sabi so when no be say dem sabi our family finish? Na the kind nonsense wey our people dey do for church be that o. Wetin dem want make my husband do, leave him wife? Make una no pity some people if una see say the church wey dem dey go no gree dem because dem no dey honest with God? Instead make dem go there go worship and pray, na the thing wey no concern dem na him dem go place for ground dey sell for church. And dem go dey wonder why God no answer their prayer.

My people na here I go stop o, I hope say plenty of us if this thing remind us about ourselves or our friends, he go good if we stop the yeye nonsense before the thing consume us finish.

How una dey my people, na me again oo. I hope say una dey enjoy our pretty wheather. I beg make I ask una, why be say plenty of our people dey bleach. As be so now, even men dey do am bigtime, I dey talk about Godogodo Men. I no know the thing wey dey happen because he be like say the world want end. Ogini, kashiko, kilode? My question to una be say, where dem find this kind jabajantis from. I think say this nonsense go end for our shore but our people take am to Oyinbo country, I guess na our own Export be that. Wetin dey make people do am, I no know. Me I go make our interpretation or analysis. The people wey dey do am, I think say dem get the thing wey Oyinbo dey call "low esteem" because to me be say, if your like yourself very much, and you like de way God made you, why you won turn your skin to Oyinbo own. I no know think say the people know de thing wey go happen to dem after dem don do am for a long time. You go see some of dem, you no go even want make dem come near you because the way wey dem dey smell. He go be like say make person vomit. Agaga if you enter Molue with some of dem, and the bus come full, he go be like say you dey inside Oyingbo Water where dem dey dump shit. And some of dem think say dem better pass person. If you con see the one wey get tribal marks, I beg my sister, him face go be like Oyinbo road with plenty lanes. Some time I dey wonder if some of dem get mirror for house. He dey one man wey I know for our village, the man dey dark pass the pot wey my grandmother dey take cook Tuwo for Sokoto. The next time wey I see the man, he be like Michael Jackson wey dey poor. I think say na Iwin (devil) na him I see. And the man think say him be Mr Universe. I beg my brother and sister, if you dey do am go stop am because the end no dey good. I know plenty old people wey do this thing for a long time, now if you see dem, dem body be like person wey fire burn. The thing no look good atall atall. Another thing be say, doctor say de thing na health hazzard, he no good for our skin. A person wey truly like you no go care whether you be like skin or dark skin. Na the thing wey dey inside na him want. I know say there plenty people wey be say if dem see o say you bleach, de first thing wey go enter their korokoro head be say you be ashewo and Alatika, and dem no go respect you. I beg na here me go stop, make una dey do jeje oo, I go see una tomorrow because my God don say so.

I don hear another one my people, dem talk say this one na realy eye opener for our people wey go do anything to leave our Obodo. Na inside Journal of American Medical Association dem talk am say the research wey dem do between our Yoruba people for Ibadan and Black Americans wey dey live for Indiana for America. Dem talk say during reseach wey dem do for Five years, dem come found out say Africans wey dey leave for Africa get better brain pass our Black American Brethren because of the thing wey we dey wack for Nigeria. I guess say all these Gari, Amala and Lafun wey we dey chop with Ewedu no dey bad for our body. Na wa o my people, before I remember when I be small pikin wey people go dey talk say Gari no good for Eyes. I know say plenty people including me go take bad eyes pass brain wey no dey work. Make una come see o, plenty people for Africa especially our people for Nigeria go dey complain say American food better pass our own. Dem talk say people wey dey live for America dey get fine body pass us . But me I dey among people wey believe say the thing no be so. The thing be say if to say our Leaders for Nigeria no dey thief our Oil money wey dem for take improve our lives, all these Kwashiokor faces wey dey waka for our road like Zombies no go too dey happen. But me I thank God say at least dem talk better thing about our food. As my brother wey dey for America dey say, him talk say plenty people especially Black Americans no want come Africa because every time wey dem show us for Television na people wey hungry don kill and small pikin wey flies dey follow na him dem dey see. Because of that plenty of dem no want hear Africa affair for ear.

As dem talk say the kind thing wey we dey chop for Nigeria na him make us get better Brain pass our counterparts for Obodo America, I guess say plenty of our People wey dey there go start dey force their pikin make dem dey wack Eba, Ogbono, Tuwo and Crayfish, if dem no want make dem become Vegetable wey dem reach 60. All these our Tokunbos dem wey be say na so so Burgers and Fries dem want wack go soon dey drink Gari and Ogi everyday. But the question wey I want ask the people wey do this reseach be say which time wey dem go do one for our Elders for Nigeria wey be say small time as soon as dem old small, you go see dem dey put bandage for legs when no be say dem get wound for body? I guess say that one no need foreign reseach as our expert for Nigeria- me Pa Omugo know say na the waka wey we dey wakaabout na him cause am. Una know say for Obodo Oyinbo dem no too dey waka as plenty people get motor. And for here, plenty of our Elders sabi all these shotcuts wey be say dem go reach their destination before person with motor reach the place. Since this one na eyes problem as motor dey get old if dem drive am too much na thing wey dey happen to Legs wey don reach Kontagora, Enugu and Ibadan come back .

My fellow Obodians, una see say our country no dey bad after all, if una hear person wey dey pack commot go Obodo America, make una tell am the thing wey Americans talk say our brain for Nigeria dey better pass our counterparts for Obodo America. And he go good make he let that brain work for here instead wey him go turn an to use brain for Ameria. Na here I go stop, make una enjoy una weekend as I go try for my own.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey manage? As I talk yesterday,  I beg make una no vex with me o. All the jagbanjatis wey I dey do before, I promise say the thing no go happen again. Na here I go rest, make I no take my own disturbunaas we begin our next comment.

Wetin dey wrong with our Governors for South East wey be say sometimes you go think their brain na their yansh he dey. No be two weeks ago I read am say dem do meeting with some leaders dem. After meeting, na him dem come announce say dem go make sure say the next president for our country go be from our area. No be say no person for  our tribe wey no sabi govern our country but the thing be say I no think say 2003 be the right time. Ever since Uncle Sege from South West don become President na him some of our Leaders for North don dey complain say the man dey marginalize dem. Dem come talk say come 2003, dem no go support our current President. When the thing no come sell for  public na him dem come shift gear say no be say dem want make the next President come from North, the thin be say dem no want the current President win again. Na from there dem come start another Propaganda as Politicians dey talk am.

Dem talk say dem go support Presidential Candidate from South East. Na all of us know say   relationship between our Leaders for South East and South West don improve and dem don dey gree well well ever since this our Democracy start. As I see am, some of our Leaders for North don start another wayo wey dem go take dabaru the alliance. Na the reason we dey see plenty of these Rogue Leaders dey go South East. Dem dey pretend like say dem be our Leaders for South East friends. As the thing don dey enter our yeye South East Governors heads, na him make dem talk say dem go do anything under their power wey go make our next President come from the area. The question wey I want ask our Governors for South East be say how many of these their new found Friends dey there wey dem dey kill plenty of our people for Kaduna during Sharia riot?

The thing wey I go talk be say make dem think am well well before dem allow these opputunists come between dem and their counterparts for South West. Wetin go happen if the next president come come from South East and the same thing wey these same Agirasha Politicians dey complain about come happen, who go come support our Politicians for South East? Una know say plenty of our South West Leaders no go forget as we all sabi say Yoruba people too no dey forgive and forget. As dem dey talk for Yoruba land, the Cane wey dem take beat the first Wife still dey for Roof and never dry, and na the same one dem go take beat the new wife if she no behave herself. He go good if our South East Governors think before dem leap. He go good make dem behave like person wey get backbone. Make dem no allow this divide and conquer wey some Politicians want use for dem take place. No be say I dey support Uncle Sege, but if the man go lose him post, he go good if him do am without their help. People no go talk say because the man no fit govern our country na him make am lose the election, dem go talk say na because plenty of our Governors turn our people against am.

If our Governors for South East let these Barawo Politicians come between dem and their counterparts for West, I no think say either region go smell the Presidency again as these Opputunists don dey dey lay the groundwork. Na the thing wey happen for 40 years wey be say plenty of our past President na from our North. And the thing wey pain me most be say, plenty of my people for North no benefit for  the thing.  Na all of us sabi say the Asewo Policians dem na their own pockets and family dem sabi. As wiseman for my village dey talk. one word don dey enough for the wise.

Na here I go stop, make una take am easy o.

How una dey my people, I hope una enjoy una weekend? As our Company dey expand, some benefits wey our Visitors and Viewers dey enjoy don dey dey difficult for us to provide. We know say plenty of una dey enjoy Pa 'Mugo (motor mouth man) as he sabi talk about our People, our habits, cultures, norms, religions, everything wey dey wrong and good about our Obodo. The man also sabi talk Politics and the people in Government especially the rogues wey we call our Leaders, and last not the least, our beloved Country Nigeria, the place wey love to hate. This na country wey be say people all over the world dey call Ogbologbo. Plenty of us wey dey live for the place na Trouble, I never see country wey be say people wey no get money go dey Sakara person wey get and him go dey do like say na him Papa get the whole country. But make I no get carry away.

As I dey talk before, with this thing in mind na him make Management talk say make we ask some of our People if dem want go dey write the thing since work don dey dey too much for Pa Omugo. In the meatime, Pa Mugo go continue dey talk him talk but we hope say before this month finish we go find a taker. I beg my people, this vacancy no dey pay money now, we hope say as the thing continue dey grow small small , the Management and the person go fit sit down and talk about how much Kobo dem go dey give am. We ask everybody including our Omoges dem make dem apply as the thing no mean say because the name na Man own make our Women dem no apply. As people for Obodo Oyinbo dey talk am, we no dey discriminate at all. Whether you be "short Pebu for Surulere or Dongo enter wrong house for Idi Araba", as long as you sabi Pidgin English we go take you. Please if you know say you and Queen Elizabeth for England go the same school please make you just sit down for your house and dey enjoy your Shakespeare because we no want person we go dey take grammar kill us for here as plenty of us na standard Six we reach for School. As for Mr/Mrs Ogogoro, if you know say your mouth dey marry to your Beer, I beg make you no apply as we no want person wey be say when we ask am make he send him work, na Mr Gulder go dey comot for him computer . We want person wey go dey reliable, and by the way, we encourage our fellow citizens around the world make dem apply as the thing wey dem dey call INTERNET don make communication better for all of us, as person wey dey Ajegunle and Victoria Island fit dey yab from their own Parlors as long as our Chief NEPA no take light.Our people wey no sabi Muritala Airport go fit put himself inside Computer wey dey him brother house for Germany. Na wa o for Oyinbo, dem go soon dey make person parts, I no mean the one for Jankara Market o.

Na here I go stop my people, We go dey talk tomorrow as our God, Allah, Olorun, Chineke and Osanobua don tell us yesterday.

How una dey my people, I beg say una no hear from me. Na our systems for Office dey do yanga, I hope say una go forgive us. My people wetin dey wrong with our Local government wey be say anytime dem see Business Sign board for road or on top of building dem go think say na automatic money be that for dem. No be last year we sit down for office na him dem come bring paper say our company owe dem money. When our Oga see the paper him think say na people dey play with am. Dem tell am say na the thing wey he owe our Local Government be that. I know say plenty of una go talk say why we no want pay tax if we dey run business for Lagos. No be say we no want pay dem but the thing be say dem tell my oga say the thing na from 1998 through 2000. As una know no be say our Oga no want pay the money but the thing be say that year wey dem talk our Oga still dey for America. Na around last year June na him our Oga register the company with our Government. As we dey argue with dem for office na him we come ask dem say how dem tay know say we don open for business? Na him dem come tell us say na the sign wey we put on top of our Office na the thing wey dem see be that. Na him our Oga come ask dem say since when dem don dey see the sign, dem come talk say na since 1998. My people na wa for our govenment o, the way I see the people he be like say no be our government send dem. Una know as our people be, if fit be say our government no send dem, dem go talk say make dem go use gbaju e for this new company. But the problem be say our Oga na real Padi, him too no dey part with him money. Another thing be say the man sabi people for our Government. But the thing wey I like about the man be say him no too dey go to dem because him no believe that kind thing. Una know say the man tell dem say him no go pay as he never make money for the thing. And this na true, the man since wey he start business, na from his personal accout he dey take dey pay us. But make una no talk say na me tell una this o, as we know say the man get office for America, if he be say na that one he dey take pay us money but as una know these Yankee guys dem get small wayo for body, una no fit sabi with dem. As dem sense say our Oga mean business, dem come comot our office. Una sabi say last week, I see these yeye people dey trouble some company wey dem just open around our area. My people wetin this world dey turn to? If to say na so our government dey collect money, no wonder plenty company no dey pay dem money. How dem go take run our city government if the people wey dey in charge no sabi which time person open business? Which person dey in charge of Lagos Island local government self wey be say dem no sabi which company open for business for their area and which time dem

open am. Me I dey think say na our government dey give person permit wey go allow am make operating the thing for the area. Na the thing wey I dey talk be that about this yeye disease wey we get for our Obodo. Plenty people wey get business for our Obodo no dey reach the Ministry before dem go get business license, the reason be say the yeye people wey dey in charge for the thing don chop the money finish. How right hand go sabi wetin left hand dey do when plenty of these offices na their own dem sabi? If to say the people wey dem dey send make dem go collect money dey work well with the people wey dey give permit, dem for don know say our company na last year dem open am for Nigeria no be three years ago wey dem talk. Even self, which kind nonsense I dey talk for our obodo, how many of our Ministry dey keep proper record for office self? Na the thing wey I like for company wey get computer for office be that, if to say our government don allocate some money for computer, all this yeye thing go don reduce small. As for people wey one open Business for our Obodo, my advice to dem be say make dem make sure say dem no put Signboard for their area, if not, na these yeye Signboard watchers go dey knock for their door everyday. As for our palava with these yeye people, our Oga don receive letter say if we no pay dem their money, dem go carry us go court. My people make una no surprise if una see me for Television dey defend our Company o. Na here I go stop my people, I beg if una get tory wey una want make I talk, make una send me email.

How una dey my people, I hope una dey kampe? I don here another one o, I hear say plenty of our people wey dey Obodo Oyinbo want pack come home. Dem talk say since our country don dey better, dem want come home come stay. Which country dem dey refer to my fellow Obodians, I no think say na this our Obodo Nigeria? Na everybody wey dey home sabi say country hard. Which person dey tell this story self? I no think say the person na this our country he dey live. How person go talk say the country don better when plenty of us no fit find work and people no fit find food eat, the Light wey our Government promise us since dem begin this their Democracy dey get worst. Na everyday we dey hear say Men of the Underworld dey attack people for house. No be say I no want make dem come home, but as I promise people say I no go sugar coat anything especially if the thing concern our people. Plenty of these our Away people don tay wey dem no get water for house. Plenty of dem for Obodo Oyinbo no dey go through the yeye things wey our Government dey put us through. How many of us get phone where we dey live, and how many family fit afford motor? I hear say plenty Nigerian Families dey drive plenty motor for Obodo country, when some towns for Nigeria no fit boast of one family wey get car for their area. As for crime own, no be say he no dey for Oversea countries, but the thing no too dey plenty. Plenty of these our people don tay wey dem dey live for Oyinbo country and some of dem, their pikin never sleep for house wey light no dey. But these na some of the palava wey I no think say dem go fit handle if dem venture into our domain.

This question be say how many of these people dey ready for our Obodo? As for my opinion o, I no think say dem go fit survive our Obodo self. The reason be say plenty of these people no dey serious at all. Una know say every time wey dem come home for Holiday dem go bring plenty money because dem want come show off. Some people go come home come spend 3 weeks with Five thousand Dollars for Pocket, how dem no go live like Kings and Queens with that plenty dough. When dem reach our Obodo na so dem go dey live like say tomorrow no dey. Before una know, the money don finish and dem go come run back to their foreign base. The thing be like person wey go visit him people for village, dem go think say na him own Lagos as he dey wear better cloth and shoes. If he come get one Jalopy wey he dey push around, before una know am, the villagers don make am chief. Because of this kind enjoyment, some fools among our Away people go think say na so the thing go be if dem come home finally. No be say dem get one business for our Obodo wey dem dey nurse already o, dem think the few change wey dem carry go last dem for ever. The thing wey I no understand for the thing be say plenty of dem no dey think through this thing before dem jump on am with their two feet. Dem don forget say once dem move home dem don become one of us, the small money wey dem get go dissapear because the relatives wey dey visit dem when dem come home for Vacations no dey go back their village again. Na for that small house dem go dey live. Na so he be for our Obodo o, anytime wey one of us get some small change for hand, the whole family go pack comot Village come dey live with the Uncle/Aunty wey just return from Oyinbo Country. Our Away Brothers and Sisters no dey get honeymoon before Family problem start dey come from left and right. Na the thing wey dey make some people pack their load and return Obodo country be that.

As I talk before, I no say make people no come home or no help their family. The thing wey I dey talk be say before dem pack comot Oyinbo Country, make dem plan am well. He go good if dey start small business or find better job first before dem pack the whole family come. I go even advice say the ones wey don marry, make the husbands come try am first, dem as things improve for dem, the wife and pikin fit come join dem. Na all of us know say he no dey easy for Obodo country but my advice for our people be say if dem want come home come dey live, make dem make sure say dem get one small burgalow wey dem go fit call their own, if not, na landlord rent palava go kill dem before their time. Once the rent own don comot, the rest na small thing.

But as I tell my brother and his friends, make dem still dey simmer for Obodo country as our country still get plent palava. He go take another three or four years before we go fit talk say the country don better. Na here I go stop, make una think before una do am o.

How una dey my people, I hope una don ready for the Weekend? Wetin I hear say our President dey lobby for Presidential Jet. Na yesterday my source for Abuja tell me say Uncle Sege don send some of his people make dem go talk to our Legislators about money for new Plane for him.I also hear say he go carry him case to Nigerian Public, say if he tell the public about the thing we go fit put pressure on our National Assembly dem.

My fellow Obodians, the country dey burn but our President the plane wey him go take dey carry him Concubines na him dem burn am for chest. Na everybody want better thing, our Politicians dem want dey enjoy like the Oyinbo people dem, but dem no fit deliver better service like dem. I understand say the old one get problem and na almost everyday the thing dem break down for Airport. But if our President and his fellow Politicians get shame no be money wey dem go take buy Plane na him dem go be their Priority as the country dey so. Una want tell me say the man no fit dey take commercial Airline like everybody? I know since him be our President Economy no go good for am, we no mind if he enter First Class. But for him to talk say he need a new Jet na that one me I no support.

No be last or so I talk say our Senators dem no need Peogeot 406, na so I believe say our President no need new Plane. If he no fit enter Commercial Airlines, make him sit him yansh for Abuja. The way our Politicians dey go so, I not think say the money wey dem collect for Wireless License go last. Una notice say since the day wey dem announce say we collect Billions of Naira na him different Budgets dey appear for Abuja. These our Politicians no dey see money for eyes, I know say the same thing wey happen for Oil Money na him go happen for this Phone money.

As I talk before, yesteday na Peogeot 406, today na Private Jet. Before una know, the money don finish. Small time dem go create yeye Panel say dem want probe how the money take disappear for Bank, as if to say no be dem chop am. The thing wey I no sabi be say with all these problems wey we get for our Obobo se na Motor and Private Jet na him be our Politician plan for our Country? If you go around our country plenty people no fit find work. Na everyday people dey die because dem no fit find food chop. Plenty hosptal for Nigeria no get money to buy medicine because our Goverment no want give dem money but dem get money wey dem go take build Abuja Stadium. The Oil money wey dem for pump into our Economy, that don take style appear for our Leaders Bank Accounts for Oyinbo land. I no think say because our President no get Private Jet, people no go respect us. Ajala travel around the world wey the man do last year don do, make him find work for us here. The money wey dem go take buy Jet, make dem take recruit people for Nigeria Police, as men of the under world don become our Kings. My people the time don come wey I go say Adios, I go dey see una on Monday, make una dey take am easy o.

Our Obodo Don Turn To Land Of …

Barika De de my people, I hope say una dey take am easy? As I dey sleep jeje for house na him my cousin pikin come call me say I get visitor for parlor. Na him I come tie my rapper come follow am enter our parlor. As I enter the place na one of my Brother friends from America na him I see. I come ask am wetin he still dey do for our Obodo? The man tell me say sebi him tell me say he dey work on one business for Abuja na the thing wey dey delay am be that. The Bobo come tell me say the reason wey he stop for my house na to ask me if I want follow am go the place. To cut the story short I follow am go Abuja. The last time wey I visit the place na for Night and our yeye NEPA get problem with Transmission as usual again, so I no too see the place well well. But my people this life no dey fair at all, and he no good make person no get money o. That our Abuja fine o my fellow Obodians make I no tell una lie. I know say I dey among the people wey talk say na waste of our money when dem want build the place and we no need another capital as the one wey we get we no fit maintain am. But our government try for this thing my people, if you enter the place you go think say na another world you dey no be this our country. But as the thing fine so my fellow Obodians, no be kind place wey me and una go fit survive as things dey deer so. Plenty Civil Servant wey dey work for Abuja na outside town dem dey live as the houses wey dey for Abuja Capital cost pass some houses for Victoria am dem. Food nko, make you no mention that one my Brother, the money wey you go fit eat for better restaurant for Lagos na him you go take pay for small Eba for yeye Buka outside Abuja. As everybody sabi say the place na for rich people, na so our Night workers full am too. That place don turn to brothel my people. I know say plenty people go talk say that one na old news for our Obodo, but this one wowo pass Lagos own. The Asewos dem get different class, if to say na big yansh na him be your style wetin dem dey take that one do, and for Size Koliye (small yansh own) how many you want, you go choose so tay you go think na Women Conference you dey for Thailand. And as those Senior Girls plenty so una know say you no fit compare dem to our University Girls own. Dem plenty so tay, no corner wey you go for Abuja wey you no go see their print for all over the place. And dem get plenty of dem wey you go think say dem be Models for America. All these pikin dem, plenty of dem their papa no know say na University of Bodydey for Abuja na there be their school.

As the thing poku my people, he don become epidemic for our Country. I go fit say if our country no improve and the thing continue like this, he go reach stage wey be say half of our pikin dem go don matriculate for these kind Universities. I no think say you go fit find a place for our Obodo, wey no get this problem. The thing wey I no sabi be say our Government no dey take am serious at all. And dem no fit talk say dem no know about the disease because na dem be the big financiers for the trade. Plenty time you go see our yeye Men dey inside car with young girls wey no be say na their sister born dem. Plenty of our Politicians dem, the women wey dem carry for side no be their wives. My people I pity our young boys dem o, because he no go surprise me if plenty of dem end up marry Ex-Asewos. As the thing be so, our women dem don lose their value because plenty of our Leaders see am as fringe benefit for their Positions and society and dem no see am as big problem. Plus the yeye rogues dem, dem go rather buy Peogeot 406 for themselves, instead make dem take the money open business for us. Na everybody know say the big contributor to this disease na this yeye work wey plenty of our women graduates no fit find. My own be say I hope our new Minister for Health go take am as his priority before our country turn to another Rwanda, where plenty of our African brothers and Sisters die because of hatred. But as for our own, the war na with SPREADER HIV. And the last time I check for CNN, dem never find the cure yet. Na here I go stop my people, make una take am easy o.

My people I no know say we still get these plenty Mumus for Nigeria especially for Lagos o. Me I think say as we don get Federal Capital for Abuja, we no go dey get "Johnny Just Come" for Lagos again. But our people proof me wrong. No be late last year my brother dey tell me about some new gimmicks wey him read for Internet. The thing be say some people create Website wey dem talk say dem represent one Territory wey dey near Canada and US for North America. Dem come talk say as their Island small so, dem dey look for Citizens from around the world make dem come become residents and Citizens. The territory name na Republic of Lomar. Dem talk say for dem to become a country, United Nations talk say their population must increase if dem want make plenty country recognise dem, When my brother tell me about the thing, he come talk say he fit bet his last kobo say plenty Nigerians go jump for that Scam as people want comot Nigeria real bad. I come tell am say, no Foreigner fit use 419 for us since na we be the master for the thing. But na me be una for true, una know say no be only dem take our money dem even use our people to use 419 for us. Na last week I read am for News say plenty Business Centres for Lagos dey accept registrations for the citizenship with up to 4000.00 Naira payment. I hear say some business centres dey boast say dem make a killing for this Wayo.

My fellow Obodians, the thing wey I no sabi say no be only illiterates fall for this 419 o, I hear say some people wey be Professor for University even register their families for the thing. I remember the last time wey I pass Business Centre wey dey for our area for Ajegunle, if una see as the line long so, una go think say na Father Christmas dey give give out Food for the place. For this Business Centre, no person wey dey live for our area wey no sabi say the people wey dey run am na Big 419 Lord dem be. But the thing no stop our people as plenty Nigerians want comot this our Obodo country real bad.

I sabi say some people na from their mama belle dem take Mumu name for body, but for the rest of our Professors and Bankers, se dem want tell me say dem no fit carry their map and find where the Island dey self. My people una sabi say this place wey dem dey call Republic of Lomar no dey for this our Planet. I no know about Mars o, but I know say he no dey among countries wey we get for this our planet Earth. Even self if to say na true true the place dey and dem dey look for citizens, una think say na our type dem go dey look for especially the ones wey no get money? Wetin make these our Pa Jimoh types think say if Lomar Republic want increase their populations na Black people from Africa dem go dey look for wey go come become public liability for their heads. Una see my people, plenty of our people no like this our country at all at all, una see how desperate dem be wey be say plenty of dem want sell their birthright for 1,500 Naira without blinking their Big Kokoroko eyes. But if we look am self, I no go blame dem as the people we call Leaders self no help matter. As long as their families dey travel back and forth from Obodo Oyinbo with our Oil Money, dem no care whether all of us carry our bags and leave this country. I know say plenty of dem go dey talk say he go good if all of us wey dey poor comot so that dem go fit enjoy our Oil money well well.

The question wey I go ask our Government dem be say wetin dem go do to these people wey dey use 419 for their fellow desperate citizens. Una want tell me say our Law Enforcement People no dey for town when all these things dey happen for Lagos. Haba our Leaders, na so una go dey look wey our people go dey oppress themselves just because dem want become the next legislators from their area tomorrow. Na beg I dey beg our Government make dem arrest all these Wayo Business Centres wey dey use 419 for our people. As for the Professors and Bankers wey lose their money, I hope say una no recover una money because una be disgrace for una professions. Una know better unless the certificate una get na for Oluwole una take buy am. Na here I go stop my people, I hope say plenty of us go think before we put our hard earn money for something wey dey too good to be true.

How una weekend my people, I hope say una enjoy am well well. Wahala don dey brew for North as my people for Middle Belt dey talk say dem go form their own group whether our Leaders for Core North like am or not. Una remember since last year na him our people for Middle don dey talk say dem want their own separate Identity from our people for Core North. Dem talk say dem dey tire for the thing wey my people for Core North dey do dem. My source tell me say plenty Leaders dem for Middle Belt dem no dey happy the way our Leaders for Core North react when Uncle Sege appoint plenty people from that region. Dem talk say plenty Core North Leaders dem no happy as our President select people from Middle Belt to represent North.

My people make ask una something, se una think say my people for Middle Belt justify say dem want their own identity or my people for Core North dey right to vex? But as I see am, I no sabi why our Leaders for Core North go no dey happy especially if the people want create their own group. No be today or tomorrow people don dey do am for our Obodo. No be Nigeria dem dey wey our Past Leaders dem create Mid-Western Region from Western Region? How dem think say those people too feel about the thing. Na the same thing happen for East wey our Head of States create Cross Rivers from Eastern Region. I remember say during that time when those regions want separate dem talk say since dem no dey speak the same language with Yoruba and Ibo people, he go good if dem go their own separate way. Plenty of dem even talk say the leaders of those Major Groups too dey discriminate against dem. No be say I fault those people wey want their own identity especially if the dominant tribe dey oppress dem too much. Me I support am well well especially if you think say the majority group too dey use you and dem no dey respect you. As for our Core North leaders, if na true dem think say Middle Belt na part of dem, why be say dem dey talk say our present govenment dey marginalize dem? The last time I check, plenty people wey Uncle Sege select for his govenment na Northerners dem be. Unless na true our Core North Leaders think say those people wey come from Middle Belt no be proper Northerners. And if to say na the case be that, I agree with dem say na true our President marginalize dem.

As he don tay wey Core North Leaders dey talk about marginalization, why dem come dey angry when Leaders for Middle Belt talk say dem want form separate Political Base? The thing wey I go tell our Leaders for Core North be say dem 'no fit chop their cake, and come get am for hand at the same time". If dem think say our people for Middle Belt na part of dem, make dem stop dey complain or dey talk say our current President no select plenty people from their region. But if to say dem just dey use the people when the situation favour dem, I no want hear their complaint say people want turn their brothers against dem since dem no consider dem as part North. He don tay wey our Leaders for Core North don dey use Middle Belt, I hope say dem go get that through their heads say those people go soon form their own Identity whether dem like am or not. The time wey one group go dey use another one don pass, plenty people for our Obodo don wise up now. More grease to our Leaders for Middle Belt elbows as Oyinbo people dey talk am. Na here I go stop, make una do am jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope una dey cope with these our so called African Neigbhours? Make ask una my people, how we tay dey live among some of our neigbours wey for Day time dem be our friends and when Night come, na dem be the Ants wey dey kill us small small. The last time, I talk am say some of these our African Brothers na bad news for us as dem dey kill our people for their countries. But today, the kind thing wey dem dey do for night, na real jibiti. I go tell una something, other than some few friends like Ghana, Togo, Guinea and few others, plenty of our west african brothers dem na Big Barawos. Se una dey hear say plenty of the people wey dey thief our motor and kill our people for night na from neigbhouring countries. The question be say no be today or yesteday wey we dey hear say plenty of these people go thief our motor and kill plenty of our people and then come run go their countries with the goods. Make ask una self, which benefit wey we dey get from our neigbhours self wey our government no fit close our border on dem? No be yesteday I hear say dem find some goods for Republic of Benin and Chad Republic? I even hear say the people wey dey drive the motor, na some Oga for Army and Police. I even hear say one of dem na Security personnel for their Country President. My people una hear that? This crime be like say state sponsor own and our government sit down there dey act like big Brother.

If to say na me be our President, if our neigbhours no fit help us fight these men of the underworld wey dey enter their country with our motor wey dem thief for our land, na economic sanction na him I go take kill dem. And I know say plenty of dem na our oil dem dey rely on and dem no dey pay for the thing self. But plenty of these our Leaders no too get sense for head, because if you go some of these countries, crime no too dey. Na the reason wey plenty Oyinbo dey go these yeye countries dem go invest instead make dem come Nigeria come help create job for our youths. Plenty Foreign Investors think say the crime wey dey occur for Nigeria na our people dey cause am. For dem eyes Nigeria no safe but her neigbhours na Paradise. Most foreigners think say plenty of us na Barawos, As we dey get bad names these yeye countries dey dey enjoy. I don talk am before, if dem no fit be good neigbhours make we boycott all of dem as I no sabi the benefit wey wey dem get from dem self? Instead na crime dem dey perpetuate against our Land. I hope say our Leaders dem go make their Leaders understand say if dem no stop these Gangs dem for their border, we too go do our own export to their country. As we plenty so, there are plenty AREA BOYS wey go volunteer for the task as long as we promise dem some Igbo.

My people, make we dey serious, these crime don dey get out of control. I no talk say na only Foreigners dey do am, but he go good if some of our neigbhours dem take some responsibilites check all these motor wey dey enter their countries without our approval.

He go good too if our Custom dem go start dey do some work instead wey be say na chop money dem go dey run after for our Border. How these people dey take carry the motor pass our border self? Una want tell me say we no dey get Security for border again? I hope say our government go make our Custom dey work with our Police wey be say every time wey dem snatch motor, the Police go radio all Customs wey dey for Border. Any Custom wey allow the motor pass, na firing squad he go face because to me that na crime against the country. Na him be say he plan with foreign agents to dabaru our Country be that. Na the thing wey Oyinbo people dey call Treason be that and na big one.

Na here I go stop my people, make una enjoy una weekend.

Allah Akbar, that one mean say Peace to una my fellow Obodians. Wetin be this thing wey I dey hear? Dem talk say some Muslim Leaders want make our Government help pay Hajj money for people wey dey go Mecca. The problem no be say our Government no dey help pay for the thing but this year the Islamic Religion Leaders for our Obodo talk say the money wey our Government contribute dey small. Dem talk say the fees wey governemnt annouce say Pilgrims go pay dey too plenty. Before I start my talk I go let una know say me I no get anything against my Moslem Brothers and Sisters since my Mama and my Grandmother (may dem Souls rest in Peace) na faithful Moslems. Plenty of my family dem no dey miss their normal prayer routine everyday. As I we don settle this make I come continue with my talk. Which kind nonsense be this self? I even hear say last year our Government dem help pay Hajj Money. I know say our Prophet Mohammed talk am for Koran say he go good if every muslim attend pilgrimage at least one time for him life time. As some people tell me, he dey for Koran say if you fit afford am, make you go. Why we go dey help people go the place when we talk say our Country na Seclular one. As we no dey do am before why we come dey start for now? I no want hear the excuse say because Exchange Rate dey high, plenty Muslims no go fit afford am. Na the reason wey I dey against the thing be that. If people no know, na our Foreign Reserve na him dem dey empty so, na the reason wey our Naira dey go down because we too dey waste money. Plenty people want go the place during their live time including my family dem but as dem no get money, dem just stay home dey watch am for Television. Me I no talk say make people no go but I get problem if na our Government go dey help pay for the thing.

I remember about two weeks ago wey one Imam dey talk say if our Government dey help pay for Sports why dem no fit put plenty money down for Mecca own. I know say me I no too read but as I dey talk before, I get common sense. Na him be say the person wey talk that nonsense he no think before he open his mouth. How person go dey compare Recreation to Religion before he make his point dey beyond me my people. As I hear say our Government dey help pay for Hajj, I hope dem go help pay Pagan Festival too if our Indigenous Belief Worshippers dem want commot Nigeria go their Sacred Place? Because as I see am, the thing wey good for Salim, go dey nice for Sangomola o. I guess say our Government too dey help pay for people wey dey go Jerusalem.

As I see am, I no think say our Government sabi wetin him want do with our Oil money. How many people wey dey go Mecca no get work? Una want tell me say since the thing for Koran talk say if you fit afford the thing, make you go at least one time, which kind business wey our Government get for the thing when plenty Nigerians no fit eat three square meals a day, and our Government dey put money for people wey no be say Food na their problem for house? As I talk before, the people wey dey make policies for our Obodo self, I no think say dem get sense. Dem want tell me say all those small pikin wey dey waka around the street because food no dey their belle go dey think about Mecca? Person wey want go the place and no fit afford am, make him sit him behind for Nigeria dey read the thing for News. He no means say because you no go Mecca, God go think say you no love am. As all of us know for Nigeria, there are plenty Alhajas and Alhajis wey be say the attrocities wey dem dey commit against fellow Nigerians pass devil own. Plenty people wey dey go for the thing now na for Fashion since their behavior no dey according to our Prophet Mohammed, Salah Ah Salah.

I go advice our Government say if dem no sabi wetin dem want do with our money, plenty people dey for Mushin, Ajegunle, Sabo Gida, Aba, Gbegi, Jos, Ontsha, Sokoto wey no fit find food eat. The money go help a whole Unemployed Nigerians wey dey die of hunger.

Na here I go stop my people, make una always think about una Neigbhour first before una waste that money on wants not needs.

My people our Politicians don start again o. Na last week my Source for Abuja Federal Capital dey tell me say our National Assembly plan say dem go buy Peugeot 406 for our Money grubbing Senators. Na wa for us for Nigeria o, anytime wey our leaders see some surplus for our Treasury if dem never chop am finish dem no dey rest. As Federal Government announce say last year our Obodo gain plenty money for Oil and last week na him we hear say the Auction wey dem do for Wireless Phone own, the money wey dem gather pass the thing wey dem plan before. As soon as our Politicians hear that, na so dem begin dey announce different kind contracts wey no go improve our lives. Anytime wey our Leaders see money, dem go dey behave like small pikin wey see Sweet for Market. If dem no finish the thing, their mind no go dey at ease. My fellow Obodians, which kind motor wey these Onyeochi dey buy now? Se dem want tell us say since we send dem go Abuja na Molue dem dey enter go work? Wetin happen to all the money wey dem get for Foreign accounts, una want tell me say dem no fit use that money buy motor? I no know if some of una don go Abuja before, but the place no be for me and you o. Things dey dear for the place so tay the bread wey me and una dey buy for 50 Naira, na almost 100 Naira dem dey sell am for the place. And if una come go National Assembly, una go think say na Oyinbo Car lots una dey as plenty expensive cars poku for the place. I no even think say dem get Datsun for the place self. Na so so BMW, Benz, Jaguar, Lexus, Acura and other expensive motor I see for night for the place. As I talk before, the reason why dem think say if dem buy Peugeot 406 dem go fit work, that one pass me o. According to my Source for Abuja, na the thing wey one of the Leaders talk be that. Him talk say the thing go improve work for National Assembly. This na one of the people wey be caretakers for our Obodo be that o. I think say the Senators dem think say we be fool self. Dem think say plenty of us na  na "help me carry my Buba" person we be. How come na just to chop money na him our Legislators sabi? Dem want tell me say dem like as the country be so? If you go other states of the Federation, plenty people no fit find money buy food as dem no get work. Some people self wey get job he be like say dem no get anything as our Government no fit pay den salary. My people he be like say the only way wey our Leaders go know say we mean business be say if we carry our wahala go their neigbourhoods. Because these people think say dem dey do better job. I no sabi country wey her Leaders go dey spend money like say Government Treasury na Atlantic Ocean with plenty water? Since this their yeye Democratic Government start I never see any benefits for us the commoners self. All of us just dey die slow death while our Pen Robber Politicians and their families dey enjoy like say there is no tomorrow.

Na beg I dey beg everybody wey be serious Nigerians say anytime wey una see these cronies dey drive that yeye car for road, na stone make una take stone dem. I no sabi how people go dey this greedy wey be say dem only sabi their own. I no sabi why dem think say the yeye car wey dem want buy go improve their work? He be like say this our Politicians don dey Kolo self, because me I no fit explain this one o. I hope say plenty of our Human Rights Organizations dem go condem this yeye spending especially wey plenty Nigerians no fit find work. Na here I go stop my people before these Barawos dem send me to Aro for Abeokuta.

He go better my people, how una dey? Today as I sit down for my house na him I see our government anti-bribery and corruption message for television. I come say to my family say he go good if our government dey serious about the thing. Na him my family come talk say some people na the thing wey dem dey take chop be that since the salary wey dem dey get for work no plenty. I come ask dem say, se una no know say na the thing wey dey spoil our country be that? Dem come talk say people wey dey hungry and get family for house na dat one dem go chop? Na him I come explain the thing to dem as teacher go tell him pupils for school. Na him I come begin my people make una hear. Bribery and corruption na the thing wey make our country be like this. I go tell una the wahala wey the thing dey cause.  Danfo driver comot him house dey go work, as him dey go, na him he see road block for road. As he see the Police, him know say something go comot for him pocket.  Police come ask am wettin he carried for back, since the man know say if him no give dem money him no dey comot for the place. He give dem some money and dey go. Una know say the man never make money but he don dey give part of money wey him go make for dat dey to police. Another palava na those Agberos for motor park. Before Driver drive comot he must settle dem, na him be say dem go get their own share be that. When night come for him to deliver, him go lie to his owner say him just dey come from police station, and he never work since morning wey him comot. The man wey get the danfo no go make money for dat day be that. And if to say the man na the only thing wey him dey rely on be that, him pikin wey dey school no go get pocket money for school be that. The same thing go happen to Mama Oloja, the only different be say she go pass the cost to you for market. And una go talk say thing dey dear (expensive) for market. Doctor go wharf go get equipments wey him order from Oyinbo country, as una know, if him no bribe dem for Tin Can Island, na there those him machines wey him want use for him hospital go rotten. Since the man don pay plenty bribe money for Wharf, when una go him clinic, he go increase the money for him service. And  if to say na emergency, wey be between life and death, if you no pay money, him no go treat you. That is why plenty people dey die for our hospital if dem no get money. Na the same problem dey happen for bank wey people go bribe before dem give dem loan. When you don use half of loan money pay bribe, na the thing wey make some people no fit gree pay  bank the money wey dem loan dem be that.

Se una see my people, na the thing wey I dey tell people be dat , make we think gan before we take that bribe. Because, one way or the other, you go pay the thing unless we stop am. Na the ripple effect of dat yeye cancer wey dem dey call corruption dey cause wahala for our people and the country. This thing begin with all of us, Nigeria go better if we treat am right.

Nigeria go soon better my people, make una pray for am. As we dey hear say plenty of our politicians don dey prepare for next election, I come say make we talk about am small. The questions wey I want as una be say which kind people wey we want make dem represent us, and wetin we go use as criteria for the kind people we want? As for Presidential Election, se make we pick person because he come from our area or na because dem be the best candidate for our Obodo?

As for the first question wey I ask una, plenty people wey dey for government now if to say our country don advance for politics no go qualify for their office. Some people dey talk say make we no allow anybody wey overthrow Government before especially our general dem. Dem talk say people like Babangida, Buhari, Diya, Aikoumu, and Abubakir no fit run for election since dem overthrow sitting government. I dey in-support for the thing but with some reservations. I no go agree say because person don dey for government before or because na Military person, he no fit run for political office for our Obodo. Since these people whether dem be Soldiers, doctors or ordinary commoners like me as long say dem be Nigerians, dem fit run for anything wey dem like.

As for our past military leaders wey overthrow government na only few of dem I go talk say no qualify. The first person na Buhari and I thank God say I never hear say the man want run for Election. If una remember, na the man and Late Idiagbon comot President Shagari for office. Na all of us know say plenty people wey dey for Shagari government na rogues and dem dey corrupt but since na we vote for dem, I no think say he dey proper make General Buhari and his counterparts overthrow their government. I even hear say he dey against our Constitutions make person overthrow government, but for Nigeria we no say plenty of our Soldier no dey obey law of our land wey dem swear say dem go protect.

As for Babangida own, the only problem wey dat want get be say apart from say he thief money na when he allow Democratic election and he come cancel am again when his choice no win. I no go fault am say he overthrow our Government since the government wey dey there before am dey illegal. As dem dey say for Arithmetric, Zero cancel Zero. Since Buhari govenment na illegal one, we no fit fault Babangida and his partners because dem overthrow am. If to say dem allow the person wey win election stay for power, General Babangida and all the people wey take part in his government go fit qualify for future Political offices. But since power wey dey hungry dem no let dem use their God given brain, I no think say dem dey fit to run our Obodo again. As I talk before, na during Babangida regime na him our Country come become scatter scatter, Na during his regime na him our country come become like goats wey no get owner. The people wey for look after our resources just distribute am among their families and rogue friends. He go be great injustice if we allow am and the people wey serve under him run for office for Nigeria even if the office na comon local government own. The man na BIG TIME BARAWO, all the money wey he get we know our Military Officials no dey make that kind salary. If we to say na so we dey pay our Military I for don join the thing when I comot Standard 6.

Though Generals Diya and Aikoumu or wetin be their title be second in command, since dem dey involve for the coup, dem no qualify to run for office. Make dem ask dem how dey take get all these ill gotten wealth wey dem dey display now. Dem want tell me say na the salary wey Army, Airforce or Navy pay dem na him plenty like that? The only person wey I think say should run for political office if he want to na him be General Abubakir. I know say I no sabi am well well but at least the man, na him fellow officers put am there when that yeye Abacha die. And he no tay wey the bobo return the country to civilian government. How many of our leaders go fit do that kind thing other than Uncle Sege. Plenty of our leaders in the past na only their own dem sabi, power too dey intoxicate dem; na the thing wey no make our country better be that.

Plenty of these people wey dey for government now I no for sure say dem be rogue and dem no qualify to represent us. Make una ask una self, how man of dem no dey for government before? All the money wey dem take run for office, where una think say dem get am? Me I no remember the company or industry wey dem own o. If to say na true dem get businesses, I no think say we go get this unemployment problem at all. The only business dem sabi na to open companies wey no get offices. Na so dem dey take style thief our money. Una never ask una selves why we get so many General Contractors for Nigeria? Na everybody know say the fastest way to big money for our Obodo na to become Contractor. From there your money don come be that. If dem give you contract just pay the people some Family Support, the rest na your own. Small time we go hear say you too don become Chief for Village be that. From there na Abuja terere, na him be say you don arrive be that because you go soon become Senator Money.

As for people wey talk say make we dey rotate the presidency. I no too support the thing since we no want dey select people because dem be Yoruba, Ibo or Hausa. He go good if we dey vote for person because of what dem do in the past or because we no say dem go make good politcial office holder. But as una know for Nigeria, we no too dey vote for person because of their good work but na because dem carry bags of rice and beans put for our yard before election. Nigeria politics of today na how rich you be. Na the reason why for National Assembly na so so Thief Millionaires we get for Legislators. I no agree because Obasanjo na Yoruba make we vote for am; na the politics wey dey work for Nigeria be that now unless the other person get plenty money. Kudos to my Yoruba people, dem be exceptions to the rule. Na everybody know say plenty of dem no vote for Uncle Sege during last election but at the same time the other Presidential candidate na also Yoruba man. But he no too get money plus the power that be no too like am.

In an Ideal World, plenty of these people wey hold political posts for our Obodo go dey for Kirikiri dey surfer because the thing wey dem do na crime against humanity and our society.  But make una look, as our country no be ordinary country, I guess say make we dey rotate the thing. So that all the Ethnic groups go feel like say dem belong whether dem be majority or na minority. The only conditions be say we go make sure say the person qualify proper, get good reputation and na proven leader. We no want person wey be say na money he go take buy the thing. These na my dream for a better Nigeria, but as una sabi, I no think say this my fantazy go come true o as our Obodo no be that kind country. Na here I go stop make una treat our country well.

Life go better my people make una dey take am easy. How una dey, I hope say una dey kampe? As we enter this new year, I don talk say at least four times a month I go talk about our Life style for Nigeria. Wetin una think about extended family for our Obodo? Make we take a hard look for the thing self as he affect our life and family. If I start today for months, I no think say I go fit finish the benefit wey we dey get for the thing . I remember when I dey small, plenty times my mama (may her Soul rest in Peace) want go North go buy the thing wey she go sell for Lagos, she go leave me with my Grandmother (may her Soul rest in Peace) for months. As old as my Grandmother be, una know say the woman get about ten of us wey she go dey look after at the same while my mama and her siblings go go market. I know say plenty of us dey, wey grow up with our cousins for house. And as he be for Africa, cousin and aunty no too dey common for our mouth especially if you be Yoruba as the thing no dey for our Vocabulary. Na everybody be our Brother or Sister for our society. Our Uncle pikin na brothers and sisters na him dem be to us. Na so the thing be for our Aunty pikin too. If you mama no come back from market in time, you no go feel am as your aunty go don fix food for you and her pikin. This thing common all over Africa as I hear. If a family no get money to feed herself, other relatives no get choice but make sure say dem help dem put food for belle. Because na real disgrace if your relatives dey surfer and you come dey enjoy. God forbid, something bad happen to your relatives and na only you get some small change for pocket. Na him be say you go dey responsible for their wellbeing be that. At least we no say the pikin dem no go realy feel am say their parent dem no dey. Na some of the benefits wey we dey get from this our way of life be that.

As the thing dey benefit us na so he come with wahala for example the thing wey I talk about say if person relative no dey for life and he come get pikin, na the family go take care of am. But some time the thing fit be like say na cause for the family, especially if themselves dey manage to survive. And if come be say na you be money person for the whole family, your own don better be that because every person wey get money problem for your family, na you dem go come tell. And you no fit run away from the thing because for our culture you no get choice, as he be for our Obodo, we no dey call am Help, na your obligation as Oyinbo people dey use the word he be. If your pikin dem dey go private school and no be say Bag Money dey plenty for your backyard, and the relative pikin dem na school age, na him be say either make you downgrade your pikin to Jakande school or add the boy name to your pikin private school. If you no do am for our Obodo, you go give your self name. Besides, I no think say he dey proper. How you go feel if to say the God reverse the situation and your relatives come do the thing to your pikin. I know say plenty of us no go like am o. Na him be say the thing good for the boy if to say you fit afford am, but if you no come get plenty money, I no think say your other Half go like the thing o. Na him be say tension go start for that house as the peace wey una get before go dey dissapear small small. and fit no return. This no be true for all situations and families but he dey happen more than we think.

Another thing be say sometimes some people wey no get conscience, go start dey use the boy like say na Houseboy. Especially if him relative na the husband. Our women dem too dey take advantage for the thing to the fullest. Sometimes the bad ones among dem, go use the bobo so tay, the boy go wish say make him follow him parents for heaven. If to say the woman na her be the boy relative, I no think say he go dey all that bad for the boy. But just like anything for this our universe, no mean say na so he go be, because if you see some family as dem dey treat themselves you go think say dem be enemy for life.

As the thing be, I no think say una go fit find something for this live wey dey kampe all the way. Just like our Extended Family no dey perfect, but I no think say we go fit survive without am. My brother wey dey America talk say plenty of these Ajerekes or Akata if you see as dem dey treat their relatives, sometimes brothers to sisters. Na that time you go know say we Africans dey lucky say we get that kind customs for our obodo. The only thing wey I go talk be say, he good if all of us no too abuse the situation. If you know say your relatives no get money help them if you can afford am. But if you know say the people no to get money, no go add your wahala to their own again.

My final thought be say Extended Family dey enrich our lives but with some wahala attach to am. Na here I go stop my people, make una try to be una brothers keeper as long as the thing no dey too much for una to carry.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey manage? Today now about our Government Officials, how be say when something no dey work and you go meet our Government Officials and tell dem say make dem come fix am or say how the thing tay broke, dem go tell you say no be dem dey in charge for the thing or make dem tell you say na another ministry or department cause am. This na the thing wey my brothers dem for Obodo Oyinbo dey call "passing the buck" be that. This thing wey I dey talk dey happen for inside ministry too. You go your Payroll office for work and go ask dem say why dem comot some money from your salary, dem fit tell you say dem no sabi how the thing happen, or make dem tell you say na Human Resouces dem tell dem say make dem comot the thing. And you go Human Resources go ask why the thing happen dem go tell you say dem no sabi anything.

The thing wey bring this my talk na about the thing wey happen for Abuja Airport last week when Uncle Sege dey come back from Iran. I hear say as him plane want land like this na him the whole place turn darkness as power no dey for the whole airport. When dem come ask NEPA how the thing come happen, our NEPA officials come talk say no be their fault. Dem talk am say na Airport Authority cause am no be dem. When dem ask NAA say how the thing happen? Those people come turn around say no be their fault na NEPA cause am. Na him be say as dem no want take responsibility for the thing, the thing go happen again. Na just like person wey dey drink too much, the only wey the person go sober or change be say, he go first agree to himself say him get problem. Na him then people go fit help am. As these two government agencies no sabi anything, how una think say dem go fit prevent if happen again? My people una sabi say as I dey talk to una now, we no sabi which of these yeye Agencies cause the thing and who dey in charge. Na him be say for our Obodo, no person life save if dem fit do that kind thing to our President. Wetin una think say go happen if na ordinary people like us want land for the place?

The thing wey I no understand be say, how this kind thing go dey happen to that kind Airport when no be say na Aerodrome be the place? Why be say for Nigeria we go call Oyinbo make him come build this thing kind thing for our Country, and we no go fit maintain am self? As wise man dey talk, you cut your coat according to your Size, but no be so for our beloved country. Na him be say you build the thing wey we think say bricklayer go fit handle since plenty of our Engineers dey dey office dey enjoy AirCondition, instead make dem follow Oyinbo go learn how the thing dey work. Plenty of our Leaders go go Oyinbo country go copy their Buildings and dem go come come back here say dem want be build the same thing for Nigeria because dem want leave big Legacy behind and at the same time chop some money why the building dey go on. As dem dey talk say the Oyinbo wey do pencil na him too do eraser, no apply here as our people go ask make dem build the thing but for some reason the money wey dem allocate say make dem take manage the building some people don divert the thing build private Mansion for Lekki or send am to their Account for Geneva. And when the thing come dey pafuka after Five Years or so, and you go ask our Government officials wetin happen to Maintenance money, dem go tell you say na before their time na him dem build the thing and dem no sabi anything. And you ask dem say no be recently we hear say the Government allocate some money for the thing, dem go tell you say Ministry Of Finance no gree release the money. And you come go Ministry of Finance why be so, dem go tell you another tory. Na so the thing be for obodo, we no dey accept fault at all at all, we like dey say na another person do am no be us.

Na this same tory dey happen for Power Project wey Federal Government, Lagos State Government, NEPA and one American company like this dey build. Na since 1999 we hear say dem go build another Generating Power Place wey go dey supply Light for Lagos. Last week when people ask say why dem never start the thing, na so you dey hear everybody dey talk say no be dem cause the delay. You go NEPA office dem talk say na Lagos State Government and the American Company cause am no be dem. And if you go ask Lagos State Government, dem go tell you say na Federal Ministry Of Mines and Power no sign the paper. Or make dem tell you say na dem no appove the money. And my people the truth dey between all of dem and dem no am. But lie don chop their brain finish, instead make dey take the blame if to say na dem cause am, dem go put am for another person head or department instead make dey accept the thing and move on. But that one dey foreign to our people, that kind thing no dey work.

My fellow Obodians, una sabi say if to say we dey accept responsibility, our life for don better for Nigeria long time. Na him be say our Soldier dem go fit tell us why dem chop our country money finish and where the rest of the money dey. Se una no think say our palava go reduce small with this kind honesty? Na here I go stop my people, that one no go happen for our GENERATION, make we stop dreaming as miracle no too dey happen for our Obodo. Which time una hear say our Leaders bring the money wey dem thief from our Treasury back from their Foreign Banks? That no go ever happen, no be cause even if you catch dem wey dem dey steal the money dem go still deny am.

How dey go dey my people? I hope una enjoy una weekend? Which kind people wey get power for our Country self? Me I no talk about these new Millionaires wey we get for our Obodo now. I dey talk about people wey be say when you hear their name you know say na power even if dem no too get money. As I want talk this thing I know say our Oga patapata no go like the thing because him family dey among dem. Make una no surprise say all these people wey get power now no go enter the list, as we no sabi dem like Thirty years ago. The people wey I dey talk say their name na power don dey around since when dem born our Country Nigeria. As I talk before, all these our Leaders wey dey do Shakara now no dey among the names wey I think say come with power o. Obasanjo, Babangida, and Abacha dem, with all the money wey dem get now, I no think say their name mean power if no be say dem plan coup, who remember their names before? This na the truth my people, if to say Army no dey rule for Nigeria, these people no go even enter Nigeria Footnote if dem dey talk about our History. I know say plenty of una go dey say he be like say I don drink Ogogoro na him no make me no sabi the thing wey I dey talk. But true true, who among una wey sabi all these our Leaders wey come after Gowon regime before dem seize power? Na him be say if dem no wear khaki dem go just be like me and una. I know knowing the way Power dey intoxicate our Leaders, dem fit send their yeye Security after me if dem read this article, but na true I dey talk and I go continue to talk the thing till I go yonder.

The question now be say which Family name wey dey popular for our Obodo whether dem get money now or not? I dey talk about names wey whether you be Hausa, Ibo, Ijaw, Ibibio, Tiv, Efik, Yoruba or Fulani you know say these names na popular name. I no mean say common names o, I dey talk names wey come with prestige. The name Kuti dey among dem. Na the reason wey make me talk say our Oga no go like the thing because the man dey like make he dey treat himself like me and una. And na all of us know say that no dey possible. How many of una go hear person tell una say his Surname na Kuti, wey una mind no go be full of questions? Another Family name wey get prestige and money na Dantata own. I know say if we see person wey tell us say him surname na Dantata if he look like say the man no get money we go think say na lie him dey lie about the name. Since we associate that name with Dantata wey everybody know say na money. Another name na Ibru, as I be illiterate so and no too sabi anything, I know say that name na money and power. He get some names too wey dey popular too but as time no gree me, I think say say these three names don do. Plenty of una go dey wonder why I no mention Abiola, Igbinedo, and some Rich Family names but I as I talk before, who be these people before dem hit am big. If to say dem no steal contract money, who think say we go hear their names? Na him be say some of dem na true our sweat na him dem take make money. And if una trace their families, no be say dem get money before or their family na one big popular name. Me I no dey talk about season Billionaires/Millionaires wey we get now. Ten years from now, I no think say we go hear their names again. Because as dem take get the money, na so the money go dissapear, make una mark my word. But when you talk about Ibru, Dantata, and Kuti, these na names wey we all sabi for our Obodo. Some of dem no be say dem get money o, at the same time no be say dem be poor, dem just be names wey we all sabi for Nigeria. How long wey una don dey hear these three names? He don tay I be, na these names be our own Rockefeller and Kennedy as dem be for America.

Na him be say all these quick millionaires and billionaires wey we get for our Obodo now, make dem go sit down for one place. These their new money no go last, na so he dey be if you no work for the thing. As for me o, I no consider person wey be say na true fraud and gbajues na him take become Money man/woman rich. I fit chop their money but me I no dey respect dem o.

Na here I go stop my people, make una remember say good name dey better pass Gold and Silver wey don soil o.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey manage? Una remember say last year I talk about some Cameroonians wey dey kill our people for Borders. And he be like say the wahala still dey around. Now we come hear again say na our yeye Fellow Africans dey kill our people for Ivory Coast. Late last year when palava dey between the former Head of State for Ivory Coast and the person wey beat am for Election. Na plenty of our people na him dem kill for the thing, I no hear anything from our President and the yeye people wey dey for National Asseimbly. And I dey among people wey think say the thing go soon stop but that no happen. No be this weekend I hear again say during that yeye coup wey no succeed, the people start dey blame Foreigners wey dey live for Ivory Coast. Una know say plenty foreigners wey dey there including Nigerians na him dem attack. I even hear say dem kill some Nigerians wey dey live for the place.

While all these atrocities dey happen against Nigerians and other Africans, our yeye President dey go Iran dey talk about trade and Oil when those Lunatics wey dey Ivory Coast dey kill our people. I wonder which kind President wey our Uncle Sege be self? How person roof go dey burn, and him go dey travel around like say him be Globetrotter for America? I never hear say people go dey attack Americans, since na the people wey our country dey copy be that, their President go dey travel abroad. We no even hear one single word about the thing from our President or him Executives like say the people wey those yeye French Speaking Thugs dey kill no be person born dem. And as for our so called National Assembly, since the thing no concern money wey dem go fit chop, I no hear a word from dem too. This no speak well of our Leaders at all including our Governors too. Una want tell me say those people wey dem dey kill for Abidjan no be from una States some of dem come from?

My people I no know whether this na only me o, the thing wey I notice be say when fellow Africans dey kill our people, I no too dey hear make our Leaders talk, but if to say na Westerners do am, you go dey hear wey all these Potbelly Leaders wey we get go dey talk say dem no go gree. You go even hear wey dem go dey Sakara say dem go recall their Ambassadors as if to say that one go change anything. The question be say why we no fit react that way when our so-called Fellow Africans dey kill our people? As for me o, I no care whether na Africans or na Westerners, anytime wey our people dey under attack by some Rogue Nations, our country should react forcefully. No be once or twice wey these yeye people dey kill our brothers for Ivory Coast and Cameroon, and our Leaders no fit condemn am at all.

As the thing be, if we no fit be fellow West Africans in peace, make everybody bear him Papa name. This thing no be by force. But wetin I expect from our Leaders, no be only money dem sabi?

Na beg I dey beg una my people, I hope say when Year 2003 come and dem bring that BIG BAG OF RICE come your house say make you vote for dem, make you ask dem say where dem dey when dem dey kill our fellow Brethrens for those God Forsaken places? Because if you no ask dem that question, how you go know say dem no go do the same thing to you, your pikin and family when you travel abroad the same thing come happen? I beg make una think well well before una open that BIG BRIBE OF RICE wey dem want tey buy your VOTES.

Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o

My people before I start make we dey silent small for 10 seconds and pray for all accident Victims wey die; May their Souls rest in Peace, Amen. Na all of us hear about two young couple wey die when their car and our Minister for Cooperation and Integration car jam for Lekki-Epe expressway. The victims na Victor and Naomi Umoren wey I hear say dey come back from their Honeymoon when their car and the minister own come collide for the place. Some people wey dem say dey around the area when the accident happen talk say when the thing happen, the Minister and him people no help the victims especially the woman wey still dey alive when dem comot am from the car. The eyes witness talk say the woman dey cry for help as she dey in pain but dem say the Minister and him people just comot their injure people and leave the woman for the place. The thing wey bad about the thing be say the young woman carry pikin for belle. But the young woman and her unborn baby no make am as dem no get help in time. According to our Minister and Police no be so he take happen. The minister talk say him no even dey around when the thing happen and na only him car dey involve. The Police say na the Couple cause am as dem dey drive too fast. According to dem, as the victims dey drive with speed na him their tyre comot, the car come cross another lane wey dey for motor wey dey come from opposite direction. Na him dem go hit the minister car and his entourage.

But the question be say who we go come believe now as all of dem dey talk tory? The two victims don die and the only people wey fit talk for dem na their people and the Eyewitness dem.

As for the police we no sabi whether na true dem dey talk or not since our Police Force get bad reputation already. Na the thing wey I dey talk about reputation be that wey some people dey talk say if na that one dem go chop. If to say our Police be better Police and get good reputation, all the thing wey some people dey talk say na lie dem talk about the accident no go happen. Nigerian Public no sabi our Police for Honesty, since plenty Police go look you for face and tell you tory, this kind thing don make plenty people no dey believe dem again. He go good if our Police go change as people no dey respect dem or their uniform because of the thing wey plenty of dem do or dey do for our Obodo. This no go change overnight but our Police Force get big Image problem because we no dey trust dem at all even if the thing wey comot their mouth na true.

And as for the Eyewitness dem, wetin be their motive self? Se na true dem dey talk or not, but if we look well well, why dem go say dem see the thing as he happen if dem no dey there? Na the question wey all of us must answer be that. He be like say na true dem dey talk but since we no dey there when the thing happen, I no think say I go fit talk am with confidence.

As for the Minister own, I hope say na true him and his people dey talk o becaue he go dey sad if to say na hide dem want hide and come cover am up. But the thing be say why the Minister too go dey lie? I hope say no be say na him cause the accident but if to say na so the thing happen wetin dey wrong if him tell us as the thing happen? Accident as dem dey call na accident, when no be say the Minister sabi the victims before, I no think say the man and him people mean am even if na dem cause the accident.

The only thing wey I go talk be say whether na the two dead victims cause the thing or na our Minister and his people cause am that one no be problem as accident dey happen for our Obodo everyday. But the only question be say why dem no help the victims as dem dey cry for help? Na everybody dey talk say the woman still dey alive when dem comot am from the car, why dem no fit rush am go hospital? May be the woman go dey alive today if the people wey dey around help am quick. This na the problem wey me get about the whole affair be that. Na all of us dey pray say when we need help make God send a good Samaritan to our aid. If we dey around when some people need our help and we no help dem, I no think say God too go help us when we need him help o my people.

Na only GOD, ALLAH and the people wey dey around or involve for the thing know the real truth that day. Whoever dey tell tory, God go judge am and I no think say he go tay before the thing happen. And whoever wey dem bribe, make him know say that na blood money and na the thing wey go kill am be that. Na here I go stop my people, I hope say we dey think twice before we act.

I hope say una enjoy una weekend my fellow Obodians? I apologize to una since una no hear from me yesterday. The owner of our company don open him own Web Host Company and na when dem dey move files to the thing wey dem dey call Web Server na him wahala come sele. Den don correct the problem sa, but the Oga patapata no dey happy with the other company wey dey host our site before; him think say na dem cause the palava.

Wetiin una I think about this new intiatives wey our Government just announce? I hear say dem go increase money wey workers dey pay "Nigerian Social Insurance Trust Fund" to 10 percent. My people no be say I no like the idea as I see say plenty things wey our government dey do nowdays, he be like say na America dem dem dey copy. As una know say God's own country na one of my favourites among nations. Na all of us know say plenty thing wey dem dey do for America dey work, but if dem try some of dem for our Obodo, na suicide he go be. One of dem na him be this their Social Insurance Trust Fund. Even I hear say the one for America don dey get problem small as plenty Americans wey dey old don dey retire. Na him be say plenty people go dey ask for their money. But from the thing wey my brother tell me, him talk say plenty old people for America, na the thing wey be their life support be that. If dem no get am, plenty of dem go dey live for street.

As for our Obodo country, the problem dey serious as all of us know say plenty of our Leaders dem na day time Pen Robbers. And dem no dey steal small money, na to take all the money wey dey for Reserve na him dem sabi. Our past Leaders don show us the way. Na plenty of us know the thing wey Dikko, Babangida, Abacha, Diya and the rest of dem do to our Oil Money. The question wey I get be say which kind company or people go dey in-charge this kind money wey be say if the thing dissappear he go cause war for Nigeria? And the rogues wey we call our Leaders, no go think twice before dem deposit am to their Foreign Accounts for Obodo Oyinbo. Some people go talk say this kind thing no go happen to this one since na life savings for plenty workers for Nigeria. But past history don teach people like me lesson say plenty of our people wey sabi book na how dem go take thief our money and transfer am to Obodo Oyinbo na him be degree wey dem get for University. Una remember the thing wey dem do to our Oil money with their Khaki Brethren. Me I no fit trust any politicians and Soldiers with my money o, especially for this our country. For Plenty of our people, 419 don full their head and dem go do am without conscience.

But as all of us know say we still get few Leaders wey Family Name dey important pass Money I go support the thing with conditions. I know say our country na a Soverign State but since plenty Leaders wey don rule us in the past na Big Barawos, he go good if we invite IMF and World Bank make dem they among groups wey go manage the Funds for us. He no means say we no belief in our people but as I talk before plenty of our Leaders no get good reputation at all at all and this no be the kind thing wey we go dey get "sentimental" as my brother dey talk. Na our Life Saving and if anything happen to am, he go cause more than hardship to plenty family since na the thing wey we go rely on when we retire be that. Until our so-call Leaders show some good leadership and transparency, me I no fit trust dem with my money because "Oga sir" wey I don dey do since I be small pikin don tire me and I no want do am when I retire.

Na the truth be that my people, make we no deceive ourselves. Our Leaders no be kind person wey you fit show your bank account for morning because when night time come, na dem go lead men of the underworld to your parlor. Na here I go stop my people, make una think before una do am o.

Na me again my people, how una dey? Na wa for our people o, wetin dem want tell us now? I hear say plenty of our people no go work this past Tuesday. Na my friend Johnny na him tell me o. The man bought one Federal plot for Lagos wey our Federal Government get. Since una know say for our country if you submit your document for Lagos na Abuja. dem go send am for Approval. The man come talk say him no wait till dem send the thing back from Abuja, he come decide say him go go the place go collect the "C of Own" himself as dey on Leave. Na the thing wey make the man go Abuja be that o. He say when reach the place, he be like say people no dey live there again, he say the thing dey empty. Plenty Ministry no open as dem extend their Holiday for another day. Why the rest of us dey work, our people for Abuja dey enjoy for house. I guess say that na Special Benefit for Abuja workers. The question wey I get be say se that na another public holiday or wetin we go call am? Tuesday when everybody dey work, plenty people for Abuja dey gbaladun with their family. I even hear say our Legislators and Permanent Secreataries dem wey we consider Leaders for our Obodo too no show up. Which kind country be this wey holiday no go dey all him Civil Servant go stay home when no be say dem dey on Strike.

As the thing happen now, I no hear a drop from our So-called Leaders wey be say everything wey dey wrong for Obodo dem go talk say na our President cause am. Who dem go come blame now as dem dey among the people wey no go work that day and no be say dem dey leave? My people I don talk before, these our so called Legislators dey lazy and dem no want work. The only thing wey dem sabi na to chop our money. How a whole National Assembly no go open when no be say crisis dey for our Obodo. Come 2003, plenty of dem go go their village come dey ask people make dem vote for dem again. The way our Leaders dey run this country, I no think say make sense at all. The people wey for dey make laws and policies dey busy dey enjoy for house with the money wey dem no work for.

As for our Labour Union dem, wetin dem want talk now? The other time wey Government talk say dem no go pay salary, all of dem dey on the street dey protest. Una want tell me say their Leaders dem no dey for the country and dem no dey read Newspapers? The country wey plenty people no fit find work, the few ones wey get am, no dey go work again. My people se na life we dey live or na wetin? How we go beg for work, once dem hire us, we go come dey do iyanga with the thing again. I wonder wetin our President go do for this crisis? Because this to me o, na crisis when no be say holiday dey. How country go move forward if we dey work like this. That day wey plenty of these people no dey work, una sabi how much money wey our country lose for the thing? I go dey surprise if the thing no reach Billion Naira, if we count all there salary including National Assembly dem.

I hope say Uncle Sege go teach everybody wey stay home for dat day lesson. If to say na me be the President, I go ask my Minister for Finance make him collect all Salary of the people wey no go work that day including our Legislators. Once dem don collect the money, I go come take the money put am for one bank. I go come distribute the money to people wey no fit find work and come tell dem say make dem use am open small business. The money no be say We go dash dem, the thing go be like small loan. Another thing wey I fit do be say, make I sack all the people wey dey involve and come hire some of the people wey no fit find work. Na him be say these our Civil Servants no want work. As for our Legislators dem, since I no go fit sack dem, I go withhold their money come tell each state say if dem no call their Legislators back, I no go release any money for dem. Me I believe say the whole country go support our President for that kind decision, because people no go want hear their complain. Se dem want talk say na our President dey behind why dem no go National Assembly that day?

But make wey talk true, our President no go do anything because the man himself, I no think say him dey serious about moving our country forward. Na this kind thing you go expect from a Serious Leader, no be the the one wey we get for Nigeria. If our President do some of the thing wey I talk, I believe say the whole world go support am for the thing. Na this kind thing go make our people know say the day of lazyness don pass be that. Next time when we get Holiday again, I fit bet una say, plenty people no go miss work especially our Civil Servants.

My people na here I go stop, I don talk my own o, if our Leaders like make dem change and if dem no like make dem continue as usual. As we all know say nothing last forever, one day the thing go end for dem.

What it is up my fellow Obodians? Is everything Kooleleh? Na my new Yankee slang be that o. That one na one in town my people. As we dey enter Year 2001, I go dey give una my slangs small small. As we reach this new year few of our people don dey go back to their adopted countries. I know say by the time we reach middle of this month plenty of dem go don go back. Men I enjoy this Christmas no be small my people. Make I tell una the kind enjoyment wey I enjoy. My people as we know say plenty of our Away Guys dey come home with plenty money. I know say no be all of dem get that kind money but the few one wey get am, no dey let man rest. I remember the time wey I go party with my brother on Christmas night. Na one of my brother friends wey dey live for Canada dey do am. My people if una see as food poku he be he come be like say na one Minister dey do party. Dem get one thing wey dem dey call "Shish Kebab" that thing sweet. I eat the thing so tay, I no fit open my mouth again. Make una come see assorted drinks, I look everywhere I no see one Made in Nigeria beer for the place including Ogogoro. All the drinks wey dey the place na imported and no be cheap ones self.

I no go lie to una my people, I enjoy the place well well. Make una come see me as I dey drink wine like say na water. I no even sabi how tay reah home as I dey drunk. This kind thing never happen to me before. My brother tell me say I dey behave like person wey never see those kind drinks before. Him talk say I dey act like bush man but him just dey laugh as I dey waka like Papy Lolo for television.

Make una come see our women with different wigs for head dey work their magic. This na real Nigbati party but with mixed crowd. If una see the kind shoes wey those Away guys wear, I know say plenty of dem my salary for two years no go fit buy am. Na the kind shoes wey be say you go want watch your hands before you touch am. As una know say those guys dey like to show off especially when dem dey around beatiful Omoge. If una see how dem dey spray money, he come be like say na another Universe na him I dey. That day my people, I wish say I be woman because I no see one woman there wey no carry at least 10,000 Naira go home. If una see how those guys dey takar, he good make person dey live for Obodo Oyinbo. The few ones wey no spend too much money na my brother and few of his friends. No be say dem no get money for pocket, dem no dey like dey spray. But if una see big big envelopes wey dem give the celebrant and his wife. These envelopes no contain Naira o, na so so Pounds and Dollars dey inside am.

Na this kind party make me remember the thing wey one Omoge wey dey live for our Street talk. She talk say for December time she no dey talk to our Local brothers because she no want make her Away Boyfriends see her with dem. That go spoil her money making business for am. The woman talk say the only party wey she dey go during December and January na the ones wey our Yankee brothers dey give. Na that time plenty high class Asewos dey make money. Come see plenty University Students for the place, I want take style join them but the yeye girls tell me say I no be their type, dem talk say dem sabi the people wey no comot Murtala and the ones wey no dey live for Nigeria. Una know say these yeye girls think say I be House boy for the place even though na my brother cloth I wear but that one no fool dem.

So my fellow obodians, na so I spend my christmas holidays. He no good make person no get rich man friend o especially if you dey poor. Che che, he no good make person no get money because money good for body. Na here I go stop make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope una dey Miliki well well? Wetin dey do our President self? Which kind people wey him get as advisers wey no dey advice am proper? Since he become President na him I don dey hear say the man no dey give bonus to Youths wey dey represent our Obodo for Sports. I hear say the man talk say him no believe say make our Government dey give the people money. I for support our President if our Country na him personal domain but since the country belong to all of us, I no think say this him Handshake Policy dey proper self especially with the kind pressure wey those athletes dey face. He good make we use that as incentive and dey take am encourage dem for the sport since our country dey benefit from the thing too. Besides if the man believe say our Sportsmen and Women dey do am for their country, and he no believe say the thing proper make we give dem small bonus if dem do well, why himself dey get salary for him Post? As he be like say Uncle Sege mean business for this him Handshake Policy, my suggestion be say make we carry that him yeye policy and apply am to Political services especially the kind one wey our good for nothing Pen Robber Politicians dey do. The thing wey Na everybody sabi say plenty of these our Athletes dey use their money dey train for the thing and the thing no be small money. All those things wey dem dey use dey train cost big money. All those people wey we dey see for Television no dey happen just like that. Plenty of dem don suffer gan before dem reach limelight. As plenty of dem don sacrifice a lot to reach that point of their career, he go good if our country reward dem with some cash since we dey use dem to promote our country too.

As for the reason wey our President dey give I no understand at all especially if the man fit give himself and all those cronies wey dey call themselves Legislators and Ministers money, why he no want give people wey everybody know say dem dey do something for the country. We no fit talk the same thing about our Politicians dem including this our President. At least the people wey we say make our Government give money na our Youths wey do well for sport no be everybody. No be everyday our yeye Leaders dey collect money for work wey dem no dey do? No be two years ago we vote for dem? Wetin dem do since then, no be to chop our money? The country wey dem promise say dem go repair still dey bleed. Even self na dem cause plenty leak wey we dey surfer for Nigeria today. Since dem dey collect salary for work wey we no fit see say dem do for ground, I no know how the man go talk say him no go fit allocate money to our Athletes wey be champion in their respective Games.

I hope say the people wey dey advice our President go tell am make him abolish that him yeye Handshake Policy because the thing no dey pay and na joke. If the man insist, then everybody wey dey serve under this government no deserve One Kobo as our country don turn from Frypan to Fire. Plenty people no fit find work, our youths dem don turn to Armed robbers and prostitution finish. So our their President, wetin you and your fellow Politicians don do for us lately? No be say una dey give una selves Bonus wey una no deserve? My people I believe say na all of us like better thing including our youths wey dey represent our Country for Sport. These pikin dem na our heroes unlike our Potbelly Old Cargoes wey dey call themselves our Leaders. Na here I go stop my people ojare, make una dey take am easy o.

Happy New Year my fellow Obodian, how una dey? I hope say una enjoy the thing?  As all of us sabi say every time wey New Year come, na so all of us go make our own New Year Resolutions. Since the day wey I don sabi Eba na him I don join people all over the world wey dey make promise as the new year come, dem go talk say certain things wey dem dey do before, dem go do am again. Una go hear people wey go talk say this new year o, dem no go dey smoke cigarrette again. And some people go talk say dem want reduce their weight this new year. Na everytime you hear Husbands go tell their family say dem go stop Adultery and fornication, and dem no go dey run after another man wife again. And as for our women, plenty go promise say this year dem go stop dey pursuit another woman husband. And some go talk say this year, dem go find their own husband marry even if the thing go make dem visit i JuJu man house, this year own go be different. As everybody dey make him own resolution, plenty of our Politicians go make their own too. Some go talk say last year na 50 Million Naira na him dey thief, this year own dey want triple am. Plenty of dem go promise say dem go do better thing for their Country which mean say dem go improve their family lives, and na the meaning of their own country be that.

But as we reach February, March & April, all these people wey don promise say dem go bury their old ways, go come dey wear the cloth again. The man wey don promise say him go stick with him wife, as soon as say January reach middle like this, the thing don dey eat am for belle. Few go fight this Womanizer Apetite but as for plenty of dem, he no go reach January 2nd wey another woman go don dey enter their face. Before you know it, dem go talk say just this one woman, from there dem go don turn to their old self again. Na the say for the women wey make the same resolution about men. Some of these women na true say dem want person wey dem go dey call their own but the problem be say the people wey fit marry dem no get money (na money dey rule our society) and since these women don taste better thing, Eba everyday no dey good for their body again. The thing go spoil their Skin wey dem don bleach finish. Small time, that their old Cargo Man friend go call dem say make dem come follow am go out. Na their the temptation go start, dem go compare Johnny the strugling boyfriend and Chief Aniplenty wey fit be their papa but he get plenty dough for hand. And dem know say if dem tell the man say dem no want do again, the man go take him Furnished two bedroom Flat from dem plus the car wey he buy dem. Na from there their old self go appear just like that. Na the end of the resolution be that. And for the smokers own, that cigarette crave no go let dem last because the next day as dem dey go work, na soso people wey dey smoke dem go dey meet for road. Small time the cigarette wey dem put for pocket last night go appear for their hand. The man go just put fire on am, till next year the man no dey think about the resolution again. Na so some people go do till the day wey our Godl go call dem say their time don reach that if Cancer no kill dem first.

As for our Leaders and Politicians own, their resolution dey come true because no be say dem talk say dem no go thief our money again. Their own be say make dem see plenty money chop. And we all sabi say as long na dem dey for that position, the money go continue dey enter their private accounts. Some of dem go even realize pass him resolution as plenty money dey enter our Reserves. Na the thing wey I no understand about this our Government cry about Debt reduction. If we get plenty money for bank, why we no fit pay our debt instead wey we go dey ask foreign governments make dem cancel am or postpone am. Na there I come realize say if our government no ask for debt relief, the Leaders dem no go fit fulfill their own personal New Year Resolution which be say make dem triple the money wey dey their Swiss accounts for Obodo Oyinbo.

My people na so life be o, una know see say our Leaders dem dey enjoy. Everything wey dem put their mind into dem dey get am. If dem want marry your daughter, he go happen even if you no support the thing because if you no gree dem, your other relatives go support dem as dem don send dem bags of rice and plenty Ogogoro behind your back. So the question now be say if dem get that kind luck how come dem no fit do the same thing for our Country wey be say if dem put their mind say dem go improve poor people lives for Nigeria, dem go fit do am but the problem be say that no be part of their New Year Resolutions.

My people na here I go stop o, na every year we dey plan new year resolution but plenty of us no dey follow am at all at all even person wey talk say this year him no go surfer. Everytime the fool go do something stupid, things wey go make am surfer again. Na the thing wey wise man dey call life be that. "Some people have it some people do not". Our Polticians/Leaders get am and me and una no fit get am no matter how hard we try because we no get the means and determinations wey our so called Pen Robbers get.

How dey go dey my fellow Obodians? We hope say one day he go better. As one of my brothers dey talk, when you ask am how he dey, he go say man no die and he no rottine now. But as for our country and our so-called Leaders, the thing don pass that, I no know the thing wey I go call dem. My people se una hear about the Panel wey dem setup for National ID probe? Before I begin self, wetin be all these panels self wey be say anytime wey our Government want probe people or project dem go create panel? No be say I get problem with am but the thing be say the thing don dey lose him value as our Leaders don yeye am. Una remember the Oputa Panel own wey some Oga Soldier dey cry for the place. Another yeye thing about am be say plenty people wey our Government dey select for the thing na the same old cargoes wey destroy our country. All of dem na part of the problem, plenty of the people wey dem dey probe na their friends and partners. The wey dem dey do am now be say, you wash my hand and I wash your hand. Who dem think say dem dey fool my people? If dem dey serious about all these probes wey we dey see left and right, na young people wey no get anything for corner corner dem go put for the Panel. No be these backhand Associates wey dem put go clean the mess up.

As I dey talk before, no be last week I hear from the owner of the company wey dem give National Id Project to before talk say no be him chop the money wey our government talk say dem pay his company. According to my source, him talk say the government talk say dem award billions of Naira to the man and his companies make dem develop and implement the Scheme about two or three years ago. Dem talk say dem don give more than 75% of the contract money to the Firm. Our government talk say the man collect the money but he no do anything. But according to the thing wey I hear, the man talk say him company don finish the project but the problem be say the remaining work him no fit finish am as plenty of our Ministers dem wey dey for Government want their own cut for the thing before dem go let am finish the rest. He this kind thing dey frustrate the project as the Kalokalo wey dey for our Country no let am rest. Him talk say everywhere wey him go, the "Power that Be" for our Obodo want their own share of the pie. Him talk say plenty of these people na big Government Officials.

My people se una see again, I know say this thing no surprise una. But the thing wey I no understand be say na the same thing everytime, for our Obodo people no dey take responsibility for anything. And the way we dey run things for Nigeria, this bad Culture go dey around for a long time, I no care wetin our Uncle Sege talk. Because if una look am well, na everytime wey we hear say people chop government money, the Onyechi dem go transfer am to their foreign accounts. This money wey dem for leave for Nigeria make dem take am open business and hire those our youths dem wey no fit find work, dem go send am go help another country. Which time wey una hear say dem put these rogues for Jail or kill dem for the thing? I know say the only way we go fit stop dem dey thief money be say if we make people pay for am. If you steal money and no fit give am back, you go pay with your life just like Robbers wey dem catch. Another thing be say make our government seize everything wey dem get including properties wey dem get before dem thief money. After that we go come send dem to Prison or kill dem if to say the thing poku. This probe thing don tire me as nothing dey happen to the offenders. Make our Leaders thank their Mama say people like me no get power for Nigeria, if I get plenty power, na all these overnight Millionaires wey we get for our Obodo go don dey inside Kirikiri or for yonder. As long as our people think say if dem catch dem nothing go happen to dem especially our so-called Leaders, people go continue to thief money.

Se una hear say our Government want issue another contract for this National Id Project again? After dem don waste money for the old one and we no fit say na here the money dey. I bet una say the same thing wey happen to the first contract go happen to this one again. How una go think say the next company go complete the project when dem no be mumu. He be like say na the same companies wey dey inside the "Power That Be Caucaus" go bid for am. Since dem no say the people before dem no do anything. People no dey pay our government because everything wey happen dem go blame am on other people. Na this kind thing wey oyinbo people dey call "non accountability" and him dey for our Obodo and our government be part of it. Plenty people wey dem dey give contract na their friends and families. CHOP MAKE I CHOP NA HIM BE OUR MOTTO FOR NIGERIA, and I no think say the thing go stop for this New year. But I go dey pray say this New Year go dey different. But since I get small sense for body, I no go hold my breath for the thing.

Na here I go stop my people, he go good if all of us change our bad manners. If our country go better, na all of us go put our small kobo to am, and I hope say this New Year na the end of all these infighting for NIGERIA be that.

How una dey my people, I hope say una enjoy the Holidays? As New Year dey around the corner na him I say make I talk about the fight wey various Regions want start with our Federal Government. Everywhere you go you go dey hear say our President because he no too like dem na him make am allocate small money to their regions. Whether na Kano you go o, or na Port Harcourt, na the same cry you go dey hear. My people for Delta talk say since na from their area we dey get Oil, why be say the money wey Government allocate to dem dey small compare with other area wey no dey contribute anything to our Reserve. Some talk say because our President na Yoruba man, plenty of the money na our South West people he give am to. And as for my people for North, dem talk say the Federal Government no allocate plenty money to their area as na dem need am pass. My South West people talk say since most people wey dey live for our Obodo na their area dem dey, as people all over Nigeria dey come there come live, dem no understand why Federal Government allocate small money. Dem talk say plenty of the infrastructures wey dey for Nigeria na their area, because of that all the structures don dey scatter scatter as plenty people dey use am. Dem talk say our Government must give dem plenty money. My people for South East talk say since 1960s na him our Federal Government dey discriminate against dem, dem talk say plenty infrastructures wey dey for other areas no dey for their region. Dem talk say few Bridges and and Federal Roads wey dey their area don become Death Traps as Federal Government no give dem money to repair am. Dem talk say if you look overall money wey dem allocate dem, dey small compare to other regions.

My people the question be say as everybody dey talk say our Government dey Marginalize dem, which one wey our Government no discriminate against. Una see say we no see one region wey talk say our Government give dem their own share. Me I like this kind thing as all of dem dey fight for their region. But the only thing be say plenty of these regions, the money wey dem allocate dem na the "Power tha be" and the Politicians dey chop am, no be the masses. As he dey so, plenty Politicians don become Billionaires as dem gradutate from Millionaire Circle. All these wealth na from the money wey dem thief from our National Treasury. He for good if all dem think about the masses and their regions first before dem take the money buy House and Expensive Cars for their yeye Girlfriends wey dey live for Oyinbo Countries.

I hear say some regions dey talk say since plenty of their people vote for our President, dem no sabi why Federal government no fit allocate plenty money to dem. My question be say which kind yeye talk be that? Wetin different between that yeye talk and bribe wey plenty all over the world sabi our people for? Una want tell me say because some people no vote for our President, make the man no allocate money to their regions as dem no vote for am and his party? If we talk say the money belong to all of us, wetin una want make those regions do since dem no vote for our President? Na this kind thing dey spoil our country my people. He no mean say because person or groups no vote for our President, we go come take their entitlement away. If to say na so everybody dey do, this small peace wey we get for don Dabaru. I thank God say the Executives no follow that kind talk or Advice. Na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o my people.

Happy Ramadan, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year my People? The days don almost here o, I know say for some of us the thing be like another day. But as for our Leaders and Politicians, next year go better for dem gan as dem just allocate Billion Naira to themselves. One of my Sources talk say if I see how happy our Legislators be for Abuja as dem dey pass another Budget for themselves and the Executive. He say plenty of dem dey talk say na brand new cars dem go buy this coming year with their own share. I even hear say dem talk say the money wey President Obasanjo put for Budget for National Assembly dey too small, and dem come add plenty Jara to am. My people, wetin dey wrong with this picture? As I understand am for normal society, if you work hard you go get your salary without any wahala and if you no work, you no dey get any money not even One Kobo. But for our Leaders, this their national service self na road to Billion Naira Chop Money Allocation. Wetin these people go tell us say achieve now? Since last year wey we send dem to Abuja, we no fit see the benefit for the whole country except their family. Instead na more misery and deaths na him we dey get. Petrol no dey and because of this people no fit go work, as for water unless you want go Bar Beach go get water because the one for Tap don dry. Armed Robbers don become Kings and Queens for our Obodo. Instead make Police dey fight Men of the UnderWorld, na Ethnic Groups like Awesu, Bakkassi, OPC, and Arewa na him dem dey fight. Plenty time, the guns wey the robbers dey use na our Police dey supply dem. The few lower class wey we get for Nigeria don disappear, na only poor people dey for our Obodo now. Poverty don kill plenty children as the parents no get money to feed dem. Our youths don turn to Cult and Prositution for University. You go Bustop, you no fit sabi who be PickPocket and who be Passengers as everybody look like Barawos. And as for NEPA, everything still the same, I no think say those people go ever change, no be curse.

As narrate all these things for ground my people, all these problem dey there before our Politicians carry their Agbada go Abuja. During their campaign dem promise us heaven and earth. Instead make the country better, na our hardship and suffering increase while our Leaders bank accounts triple. I no fit find one thing wey I go say dem do for us since this their yeye democracy enter our Obodo. But na everybody sabi the thing wey our Politicians and Leaders get from the thing as dem dey distribute Billion naira among themselves and their cronies. The first one na Furniture allowance wey each senator pocket N5 million instead of 3.5 million naira wey dem announce. If these people dey serious and get heart, se na furniture money dem go dey share among themselves when their own people dey surfer and dem no fit afford one square meal a day. Then transportation allowance, wey all of dem dey use our money buy expensive car when people no fit afford Phensic for Chemist place. I know say plenty thing dey when dem do for secret wey we no sabi but one day go be one day wey the landlord go come home catch thief wey dey steal him chicken.

So my people, why we dey pay this people self I no sabi? I don talk am before he no mean say we dey under Civilian regime things go change. How many of these people wey dey for Abuja no be part of the previous regimes. Whether dem be General then and come change to Chief now na this greed you go find for their blood. I no fit sabi one person wey dey for National Assembly wey no thief money before. The executive na the same thing. The money wey our President thief before na him he take build him Farm Business for Ota. Una remember OFN, all the machines wey dem buy for the thing, I no need to tell una where the thing dey. Se una see all the people wey call themselves Senators and Congress, plenty of them na former Ministers and Governors. The same thing wey dem do in the past na him dem start again. The thing dey for their blood and I believe say their mama born dem with am. Barawo na their Middle name. I dey pray say one of these days the thing wey happen for Ghana go happen to plenty of dem as dem no care about us the commoners wey no fit find food feed our family. Plenty innocent pikin don go yonder because their Parents no fit afford medicine money to cater for dem. My people na here I go stop o, I hope everybody dey pray say make God send us another Messiah because our so-called Leaders na Wolfs in the Sheep Cloths.

How dey go dey go my fellow Obodians, I hope say una don ready for Christmas and New year o? I hear say Nigeria Custom don ask all the Oga from Salary Grades 10 and up make dem come Abuja come take Exam before dem go promote dem. As I hear am from my source, plenty of these ogas no dey happy as the few ones wey go Abuja na Men of the underworld ambush dem for Road. Na so dem comot their money and belongings, some people even get accident for road. But make we tell the truth, I no say think say na because of the robbers na him make the Custom Officers no want go Abuja. Plenty of dem na through their Uncles, Brother concubines, Sisters' boyfriends and Men and women friends dem take get the work, no be say dem sabi book or dem go University. Dem think say if dem go take the test dem go fail am as their brain don pafuka, the few brain wey dey left na for Chop Money (Egunje) wey dem dey collect for Ports. Na this make me remember one thing wey don dey bother for a long time, na about the way our Leaders dem dey run Government, he don tay wey I say I go talk about am

How many of una go Ministry wey dem tell una say una file, dem don send am to Abuja and make una come back? Or una go Ajegunle go collect application wey una submit for work and dem tell una say dem never hear from their Headquarters for Ikeja.? Plenty time person buy land and come go Ministry go register the thing. Nine months after, you go back make you go collect the C of Own, dem tell you say the thing still dey their office for Kano? I remember my sisters wey be teacher for 35 years and she retire from the thing about two years ago. Last year when she go their Enugu office make she go collect her Pension, dem tell am say since na new Government dey for power, make she submit another papers for the thing. My fellow Obodians, where una hear wey Government go dey cause wahala for her people? Why be say instead make our Government make life easy for us na the opposite we dey face everyday. The question wey I get for these yeye people wey dey call themselves Civil Servants and Kolo Ministers be say, which kind Crazy people make the yeye decision wey person go submit paper for Lokoja and una go dey send am to una Lagos Office? Se dem want tell me dem no fit hire person wey sabi the thing for Lokoja wey be say na for only Lagos dem go fit do am? Why be say for our Obodo, na to make life hard for person na him we sabi? Why our Government no fit create the same office wey dem get for Abuja or Lagos for all the states wey be say if you need some information the regional office go fit do am instead wey dem go dey send am to Abuja or Lagos? Plenty time self, the thing wey for take one month go take years. He go good if dem go fit approve the thing for regional offices instead of their  Headquarters where the people no want work,  na Egunje dem go dey run after. As for the State and Local Government, he go good make dem open offices near people instead wey be say anytime wey we want something from our Government, na so we go pack our load and the few life savings wey we get and come dey go their office 250 Kilometres away, and plenty time the person wey go sign am no go dey the place. Na this kind thing dey cause make people dey offer or take bribe be that, as the wahala too much. I know say I no too sabi book but I get some sense, but he be like say these our people wey sabi book no dey use their gumption at all, plenty of the wahala wey we get, na their too know dey cause am. He go good if our Leaders make the Government work for us instead wey be say na us go dey work for dem. This dabaru wey we get for our Obodo don dey too much and he go good if we re-organize our Ministry. If we submit paper for Lagos, he go good make dem approve am there and send the copy to Abuja for record keeping no be say na both the original and copy dem go send Abuja for approval and the thing no go come back till another person enter government. Another thing wey I no like be say make person submit paper for Ministry and dem go come tell you say the person wey go sign am don go leave, una want tell me say if the person die, no be somebody go sign am? Why we go dey wait for person make dem come back from their Leave, because we go receive service from our Government? As if to say no be our money we go pay. Una want tell me say na only one person sabi the thing? He go good if we do away with plenty of these useless policies wey no dey work. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey kampe? As all of una know say my brother dey for town and plus say na Holiday season na him we dey I no too dey get time write my tory but I promise say at least una go dey hear from me three to four times a week during this Yuletide. Once the holiday don pass, my Oga don talk say him no go allow this kind nonsense again. Since he don talk so, na everyday I go dey write my tory since na through my brother I tay get this I no want make he  talk say I be typical Nigerian and another thing be say  I no want make dem sack me.

Make una read this tory since na Holiday time we dey and plenty Pastor go dey in Town from Oyinbo Country as Holiday dey. Make una enjoy am, I go dey talk to una tomorrow.

This thing wey I want nak story about no dey easy for me. Plenty of my brothers and sisters  na members. But as I don talk am say nothing wey I no go do to make our Obodo country and her people better. This na about Pastor dem  wey be the leaders for  church. As thing dey get worse for our obodo country na so people wey we put for position of power come become selfish, unkind  and dubious. Plenty of dem no get moral again. For Nigerians both the one wey dey home and Oyinbo Country, the thing many our pastors dey do, I no thing say God go dey happy about am at all at all. Nowdays, you go hear plenty Pastor wey dey give people wey dem say make dem pray for belle. Many of dem get wife for home but dat one no do dem. Na all these young women na him dem go dey prey on.The thing wey I no sabi be say plenty of these young women get husband for house. I still remember for Bible wey I read for school wey dem talk am say make person no commit fornication and make we no look our neighbour wife. And na this same people wey God put in charge na dem be governor for the thing. I no fit see the thing wey dey under this earth wey dem never try. Some go go Babalawo place for power. If you comot some pastor cloth, na so so Onde  (charms) na him you go see. Ha ba na wa oo. As for the one wey dey oyinbo country, plenty of dem no want work. Una know say Oversea country no dey easy for our people as my brothers wey dey oyinbo country tell me. Plenty of our brothers wey be pastor na dem wife dey work. Some of the women na three jobs dem get. Na so so excuses and tory you go hear from our  brothers wey dem go say na God work na him dem come do here. And for Obodo oyinbo, no free lunch, if you no pay your landlord rent, him go throway your load and put am for outside. My mama's pikin no dey for oyinbo country. Plenty of those pastors na young men, because God give some of dem spiritual power, small time you go hear say dem don open their own church. As the thing don become business for our Obodo country na so he be for Oversea. Even self, he don reach stage wey be say church plenty past members. Pastor con poku for oyinbo land. Na this same pastor you go hear say him give him church member wife belle. Me and everybody know say the Pastors wey dey do this kind thing na minority and dem no plenty pass the good Pastors. But the thing wey I go say be say he go good if our Leaders for Church Denominations go make law wey be say as we know say country dey hard, make dem allow Pastors dey work. And as for the one wey dey oyinbo man country, he go good if all dem get work instead wey dem go put all the load for their wife and congregation head. The bad one wey dey give church bad name, make dem comot dem. Because time go dey wey people wey dem take him wife or give him wife or daughter belle go take dem go court and dat one no good for our religion o. I beg make una stop this bad thing wey una dey do before God wrath come fall for una head.  Na here me go stop, make una take this world easy o.

How una dey my fellow Obodians? Make una no worry, He go better one day. Plenty time I dey hear our Leaders for North dey talk about Injustice wey dey go on for our Obodo. And as we sabi now say na democracy system na him we dey, person fit talk anything him want, the government no go fit send Assassin after am. But at the same time, he go good if we dey watch the thing wey dey comot our mouth especially if we be Leader for our society. 

For the past weeks now na him our Northern Leaders dey talk say since dem don free OPC Leader Fasheun wey be Yoruba man, he dey fair make dem also release all the Northerners wey our Government put for Prison for murder in Lagos. Since our Government no answer dem, dem don begin dey talk say he be like say we get two different laws for our Obodo, one for Yoruba people and the other one for the rest of us. Since I no too sabi our Law I no fit talk say na so the thing be, but the talk say say palava fit happen if our government continue to ignore dem dey dangerous. If we look at this thing well, he don tay wey our Politicians for North dey talk say the way Uncle Sege dey rule the country no dey good for dem because the kind benefit wey dem dey get before no dey again. As I talk before, na all of us know say we get freedom now, we fit talk anything wey we want. But the only problem wey I get be say, if we start dey cross the boundary because we no gree with the government. My people, the kind talk wey these leaders dey talk now don dey tire me and the thing dey dangerous. Na Yoruba people dey talk am say ‘word na like egg, once you break am, you no fit put am back” These propaganda wey our Leaders start don cross the Line wey I go talk say our Democracy support. These words of mouth go cause war if these yeye leaders no watch their mouth and put am for bucket. He be like say as dem for top now, dem want try anything to get their glory back. Before now, na marginalize talk we dey hear from their mouth. 

 My fellow obodians , una sabi say I hear the thing so tay, I come begin dey think say dem don change our Country name to am, since na the new word we dey hear from our Politicians be that. When the thing no come walk, our Leaders for North come shift gear, courtesy of OPC wey kill plenty Hausa/Fulanis for Lagos. But I no go blame dem o, because I no remember say our Government put person for Kirikiri for the destruction. I know say dem arrest plenty people, but the thing wey I hear be say , our government don release plenty of dem. The question I have for my Yoruba people be say wetin happen to people wey cause this katakata? As I understand our law, if you kill person or you destroy person house, you must pay for am. Another question na to our Police, wetin happen to all the people wey cause this wahala? Where una put dem? He go good if our Government go treat everybody the same. But he no means say our Government go put person wey no dey involve for the thing just because say na him be the leader of the Group. If dem get proof say the man ask him Boys make dem destroy houses and kill all the Non-Yorubas for the area, then our government must charge am for the crime. But the talk say since dem don release OPC leader our Government must release Northerners wey dey inside Alagbon na nonsense.  I hope say our Northern Leaders go find another music play because this one own no be the kind music wey people want dance to. I hope say somebody go caution dem make dey “Me Chonu” as my Ibo brothers dey say am. Which kind excuse our Northern Politicians go give if some of us wey be poor masses come take their word serious and begin dey fight Non Northerners? I beg if we want dey continue dey call this country Nigeria, we must mind our Mouth before the thing cause trouble or put the country for war wey we no sabi wetin the end go be. Na here I go stop my people, make una think before una open una mouth my fellow obodians.

I beg I dey sorry for my absence yesterday, na something happen for my Village. Wetin dey go on for our obodo, na so so bad behavior na him poku for our country now. Every where wey you go na brothers dey fight brothers, and sisters dey quarrel with their sisters. Na so I go my village yesterday because my family don become Bosnia, my Village people want make coffin makers and ground digger rich. This one na because of something wey be say years ago, you no go even hear make people cough about am. Na him I come search my belle and I come ask myself say wetin dey go on for Nigeria. Every place wey you go people dey quarrel. Army dey fight Police, Christian dey fight moslem, Ife people dey fight Modakeke, the people wey we know before as calabar dey fight demselves. Abia and Enugu no gree, Iwo people don kill themselves over who go be the next king. Kogi people don draw line for ground over politics, Middle belt and Hausa no dey see eyes to eyes again. And the relationship between Southerners and Northernes don go sour. My people, wetin dey wrong with us wey be say, this democracy wey for promote understanding and openness no dey work for us. Instead na war, strike and religion fanaticism na him we dey breathe for our Obodo. No be around this time last year na him Ikare, Ijaw and Itsekiri dem want kill their own race over oil. Na so so dead body na him we see for Television. For two weeks now people wey be civil servant dey strike; and me I no know the thing wey dem dey fight for, because the money wey dem dey ask for , na Mama Oloja and Molue drivers go take am from them. Even self, una know how I feel about them say dem no deserve am. I still dey wonder who their leaders be wey be say dem no feel call dem people to order. Everywhere you go, na so so fight destruction you go see for road. My question be say if una destroy everything, who go pay for am. No be us poor people again go surfer am. All this money wey una dey ask, where governments go get am especially for my state where gari wey dey easy to produce, the government no fit do am. Small time una go hear say dem dey lay people off.

As I dey talk before, now for Ikare and Akoko I hear say plenty people don die. Plenty houses don burn for two communities wey dey fight over throne. If you trace dem root, dem be family o. The thing wey I no sabi be say if you look am, na poor people dey do all this quarrel o. The two royal family wey dey fight for this throne I go surprise if their pikin no dey Oyinbo country. Even if dem dey our obodo, you no go see them carry cutlass dey fight. Na we poor masses go kill ourselves for them. Na wa for us my people. As dem dey talk am for my village say "Monkey dey walk Baboon dey chop". The question wey I go ask my people be say, why we no dey learn. Small time now this problem go end, and the Rich man go become king. If he come happen say some of the people wey dey fight for the king come get pikin wey want married the king daughter, na dat time my people go know the thing wey dem dey call Caste System for Ghandhi country. If to say the king dey speak your language now, wait when this kind thing come happen between una. Na dat time you go hear who born you. Na so so grammar you go dey hear from your new king. The person wey dey say una be the same before, go turn around and tell you say you no no your gang. If Even self; why be say now, we no dey see person wey poor become king. Una want tell me say every royal family for our Obodo now get money? I no believe am, the only answer wey I get be say, person wey no get money for royal family, no dey become king even if Oracle choose am.

This plenty fight for our country dey give us bad names. I no go surprise if our country come break up because as I talk before, this democracy don turn cracy for Nigeria. People no dey sabi tolerance again, if quarrel happen between two people instead make dem settle am jeje, na cutlass go end am. Which kind water wey we dey drink wey be say the time wey we for dey enjoy the fruit of our labor, na war we want start. I beg my fellow countrymen and women, make una look before una leap to destruction o.

How dey go dey my fellow Nigerians? Small small life go better. Since Christmas don dey come, few people wey get money go market go buy cloth for their family. And the rest of us wey dey pray say make God send Manna to us, go go Bosconer go buy "pass me down" Cloth and Shoes for our family. And the few people wey get family for Oyinbo Country go dey pray say make their people send money. As all of us know say plenty of our people go come home for Christmas, some people go comot Lagos go Ijebu or Enugu, while some go comot Kaduna go visit visit their family wey dey Ikot Ekpene or Akure. Plenty of Our people wey dey Obodo Oyinbo go come from America or London. And the Asewo wey dey among dem go come home from Italy come show their family plenty Jewelry wey dem buy with their Trade money.

Na this make me remember the thing wey I read for paper about the humiliation wey our people dey face for Plane. I know say plenty of us wey no sabi where Murtala Airport dey no go believe am because na all of us know say na only people wey get money fit travel comot Nigeria. The money wey Travelers dey take enter Plane no be small o my people. Una sabi say I want faint the day wey I see my brother Plane Ticket, na style I take look am o. The Bobo pay $1,500.00 each for him family. When I ask Mallam wey dey for our area make him times am for him, him talk say the thing na about N172500.00 Naira for Black Market. Na him be say my brother and him family wey reach four pay that kind money. I know believe say my brother go take that kind money enter plane and him go dey tell us say him no get money, say America no easy. My people poor man dey surfer o, If I get that kind money for hand I know say my Village people go make me Chief. But the question be say with all this money I hear say our people no dey get any respect from Airlines people. I know say the thing wey I read for paper talk say British Airways dey yeye our people for the thing. Dem say dem dey treat our people like say dem no be person. But dem fit put our money for their Oyinbo banks. But some people talk say no be only British Caledonia dey do am, dem plenty gan ni. Even self I hear say our fellow African Airlines too dey do am. My brother even talk say Nigeria Airways dey do am before dem pack off when dem dey go America. Him talk say the people go give you food wey dey cold and if you ask dem say make dem change am, the kind look wey dem go give you, he go be like say na dem pay for your ticket. My people una know say our women get that eyes proper and dem sabi use am too. My brother talk say dem go ask you say "wetin you want make dem do with the Food?" Me I no know say na so dem dey treat people wey poor man like me dey call Oga Money, the honourable Oppressors.

True true, if to say na so dem dey treat our people, our government must stop am. Me as I dey so, I no dey tolerate any nonsense, I know say I no get money but I get pride. If person no treat me well me too go disgrace am. Me Honourable Pa 'Mugo no get money but I get plenty mouth wey no dey close, and the thing no dey fail me at all. If these Airlines no fit respect our people, make our government no allow dem make dey come our Obodo country. I no blame dem o, na our yeye Leaders wey because of bribe wey dem dey give dem, na him dey make dem look the other way when dem dey disgrace our people. I no think say people like President Gaddafi go tolerate this nonsense for their country but our leaders the chop money wey dem put for their Bank account for Switzerland don comot their better brain. He go good if Nigeria Authority go create branch wey go dey monitor this kind thing. If people no fit respect us, make dem no come our country. And as for our Nigerian Airlines, if dem know say dem no sabi their work, make dem comot the thing. I go talk also say some of our people too, their behaviour no dey good and he remain small. Especially our so-call Rich people wey dem think say na their parlor dem dey for house. Dem go think say na their housemaid dem dey talk to. I sabi one Air Hostess wey talk say plenty of our people no dey give dem respect. Dem go talk to you like say you be their servant for house. As our Yankee Brothers dem talk am, 'he take two to tango Abe wetin dem dey call am?' He go good if all of us treat our fellow men and women well. Na him my mouth go stop today, I go dey talk to una, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, I hope say una dey cool am jeje? I say make I bring this my comment back from our Archives because of the accident wey dey happen for our Obodo almost everyday. Una know say for about Two months now, I don count about 20 Motor Accidents wey happen. This yeye accidents cause close to  500 Lives wey there time never reach. Plenty of the accidents na the thing wey we fit avoid if to say we dey take am jeje and follow traffic rules. Plenty of the thing na because we dey rush and we too dey claim our yeye right wey be say na death he dey cause plenty of our people. Na beg I dey beg una make una  take am easy if una dey drive or na una be passenger. If una see Motor wey una think say he no dey safe or the driver dey craze make una comot for the Motor and wait for another one. The life wey una save fit be our own or our family own.

Plenty of us dey drive like say we don smoke Igbo or some people for village don put Juju for our body. I know say plenty people wey dey drive for Nigeria no get training and the people wey for do am, the money wey dem want chop don enter their brain. Another problem na plenty road wey we get for Nigeria. Plenty of the road self I wonder if our Leaders no dey pass am because even person wey don Kolo go know say the roads bad. I wonder wetin all these yeye Contractors wey do road think about their cheap work wey dem call road? Una go see some road he go be like say na ants build am as the no make sense. He be like say plenty road for our Obodo, dem no get plan at all, Some roads be like the people wey do am dey blind and dem no fit see self.

I no sabi why our goverment no fit ask Julius Berger and their fellow Contractors Warranty as dem dey do am for Obodo Oyinbo? Plenty of these Companies self I no sabi dem at all at all, una think say the yeye work wey dem dey do for Nigeria dem fit try am for their country? But make una no blame dem na the yeye Nigerian Road Inspectors wey call themselves Engineers I go blame. The bribe money wey dem dey collect from these Contractors don enter their empty head. As I talk before, everybody go reap wetin dem sow for this life. Na so the thing be o.

Una hear that my people? Na so he be for our country o. I know say some of una dey laugh for this kind thing but I know thing say he dey funny. Make una see, how our government go allow this kind thing for our road. You go see some motor for night wey no get light.  If you go garage, plenty of the Molue and Danfo wey dey there,  don tey wey mechanic check dem. You go see some for road wey be say the front go go right and the rest of him body go go left. Na so he go full so tey some passenger na for the door dem go dey. I remember when I still be small pikin for Lagos, if I see bus wey dey call Oshodi, Oshodi, I no go enter am untill the bus don dey move, na him I go come jump inside. He don dey tey wey I dey do this kind thing. One day I dey for Lagos Island dey go Palmgrove na him I come see this Molue wey don full. Na so the bus dey make noise like machine wey dem dey take grind pepper for Ijebu. If una see the bus as he bend? He be like say the thing want tumble for ground as most buses wey dey ply our road be. As I no want wait na him I come jump. since say the thing full gan, na him I come hold on to the door. Even self my two feet dey on top of another man feet. As God go catch me, go slow no dey for road. Na so my fingers and my arm dey pain me as I no fit grab the door well well. Oh boy I remeber my grandmother wey don die dat date. As una know Lagos people be, na so people dey push me o. I think say I go die that day. The reason wey I tell una this tory be say for our obodo we no get law, we the people dey live dangerous live, You go see some motor wey you go dey see ground for inside. Some taxi self no get cushion for their sit. If come be say you dey go far, you don die be that because your yansh go pain you so tey you go think say na secondary school you dey wey your teacher dey flog you. If to say na the day wey God want punish you for all the bad thing wey you don do, he come dey rain and the taxi no come get winder, your body go soak so tey, you go think say you dey inside river Niger. Se una want tell me say we no get people for Ministry of Transportation wey dem hire for this kind thing. Dem dey, as I talk for the other day say our civil servant yeye. Dem dey somewhere dey take bribe. Na the reason wey plenty of our people dey die because our road and motor wey dey na dead trap. If you go Igbobi, you go see plenty legs wey dem hang. Na so dead body full our general hospital.

So my people, where we dey go from here? Una know say our government no fit do am alone. I beg una,  make everybody do him part well o. Nigeria na wa country o,  make una think about am before una think about una self.  

I no dey happy today because of the thing wey dey happen for our country. Every time wey I hear say people die for our obodo, I dey ask myself say how the person or people tay die now? Whether na North you dey or na for South, people life no safe again. Today na this Judge die, tomorrow na Company Director, yesterday na Lawyer the thing reach. I come dey ask say where our Security People like Police and Army dey and wetin dem go do to prevent all these killings wey dey happen everyday? Another question be say wetin dey cause all these killings self? This death no be say the people sleep and dem no fit wake up o. Before we get plenty Old people for Nigeria, but for now no be say we no get dem but the thing be say plenty of dem wey dey alive no get money. He go tay  before you go find person wey get plenty money and still dey old. Because as una know say money na power, if Chieftaincy  position open for village and the people wey dey run for the thing think say person fit want join the race, na so dem go send the Night Crawlers make dem go comot am from this world . And una know wetin that one mean? Na men and women of the underworld dey cause am. As the thing dey go now, we no sabi who be who again as crooks don plenty for our Obodo. Before crooks no too dey get money, but as the country change na so the life our Nigerian Criminals. Plenty of people wey get money for our Obodo now na Rogues. I no go mention their names or titles as una  sabi  the people. The first thing wey I think dey cause these deaths na Business deals. Na everybody dey dey afraid for business matter now because trust no dey again. Greed don become our National Anthem, and Crime na our motto for Obodo Nigeria. The decay don turn family against family, brother against sister and Northerners against Southerners. People no dey die natural death again as our people don sabi how dem fit yamutu their business partners and keep all the money for themselves or sometimes, na wife go plan say make dem go kill her husband because of money. Na him bring me to some of the people wey we hear say dem kill recently. The Insurance Managing Director wey dem kill with that Canadian Man, we no sabi who dey behind am. And as we no fit blame our police for every crime wey happen for our obodo, wetin our government go do for this tragedies wey we dey face almost everyday. Nigeria don become country wey be say plenty of him people wey dey Obodo Oyinbo no want come home since Hired Killers and Armed Robbers don become Chiefs for Roads. The man wey dem say Assasin kill for Lagos now, I go surprise if we find out say money no dey involve for the thing. As I talk before, people no dey fight with their hands again, na Hired Killers dem go send make dem come settle the score. No person life safe again especially if you be big man.

  Politics na another thing wey dey cause the thing. As we know say politics na dirty game but the one wey we get for our Obodo don become Deadly one. If person know say you fit beat am for election, dem go just send Dr Killers dem make dem come visit you for house. People go do anything to win election, una see the thing wey dey happen for America, only be say that one no involve killing wey we know. But for Nigeria we get our own style. The thing no be say now he dey happen o, he don tay wey our Leaders dey play this kind Politics. Una remember in the Sixties especially for Yoruba Land, plenty die because of Politics. I know say plenty of my Yoruba brothers remember Action Group. Na the reason wey plenty people for Ogbomosho no support our Late Papa Chief Obafemi Awolowo be that.

But these new ones dey different. Hired Killers don  become the Executioners whether the person dey guilty or not, as along you give dem their food wey be money, dem go finish the job. The only thing wey I go talk be say na all of us go reap the fruit wey we sow, all the people wey dem kill May God have mercy on their souls if their hands dey clean. I go dey talk to una tomorrow as my Father don talk am, make una dey do jeje o and treat una other people as una want make dem treat una.

How dey go dey go my fellow Obodians, I hope say una dey cope? I no know if una remember say my Brother wey dey for America don come home for Christmas. Since the man don tay for Obodo Oyinbo na him I tay style ask am about the thing wey dey happen for America. From general questions I come take style ask am how our people wey dey Oyinbo Country dey cope? Na this question come lead to this one wey when I ask say how our People dey cope with some of us wey dey home? Na him the guy come ask me say wetin I mean, make I explain myself? I come ask am say wetin our people dey talk about us wey dey live for Nigeria? Na him come talk say na everybody for Obodo Oyinbo dey complain about us wey dey home. I come ask am say if him too feel the same way? Na him come ask me say which kind yeye question I dey ask am? He come talk say se him no be Niija (na the name wey our people wey dey Oyinbo Country dey call themselves be that, the thing mean Nigerian)? I come tell am say no be so, I just want ask am if him too feel the same way? Na him he come talk say If I sabi why people dey complain? I tell am say yes, with all the bad news wey dem dey hear about our Leaders dem and the country. Plus all the crime and fight wey people dey hear about our Obodo for CNN. Na him the Bobo tell me say that one dey but no be the main reason why people dey compain be that. I come ask say na wetin then? Na him my brother come begin o, he talk say plenty Nigerians wey dey Obodo Oyinbo dey complain say we too dey ask for money. He talk say if you ask any Niija, whether na Japan the person dey o, or na for Europe dem dey live na the same complain dem go dey complain about their people wey dey here. Him talk say the thing don become inside joke wey be say when you ask your friends if dem dey hear from home? The people go talk say 'no mine those people, dem think say money dey grow for tree for Oyinbo Country". He say plenty of dem dey talk say every time wey you hear from home na about money. My brother talk say plenty Nigerians talk say people wey dey home too dey lazy, the only thing wey we sabi na to chop money and drink beer. Any time person die for family, na dem wey dey live for Obodo Oyinbo we go call. He say the thing wey pain people pass be say na everytime wey dem receive letter from home na always about money and bad news. Him talk say plenty of us wey dey live for Nigeria, no too dey ask about their family and how dem dey. And plenty time, we no dey send cloth or goods to their pikin or their family as if to say dem no sabi how to wear Nigerian Cloth.

My fellow Local Obodian, una know say my brother dey talk the thing with passion. He dey act like say na the same way him feel about the thing. I come ask am again if he feel the same way? My brother come talk say wetin I think? "Make I no ask am stupid question." He come talk say all of us na the same, we too dey ask for money like say we be beggars. He even talk say at least beggars go say thank you but no be us. If dem send us money we go dey complain say the thing dey too small. He talk say plenty of us wey dey here we no fit survive for Oyinbo Country because dem no tolerate Lazy people. Na from my brother I hear say because of pressure from home, some people go pack comot their house make people for Home no sabi where dem dey live. He talk say no be say people no want help but the pressure dey dey too much sometimes. He talk say the thing dey worst if na only that person dey for Oyinbo Country and him come get plenty family members for Nigeria. He talk say no be say he dem make excuse for people wey dey do fraud, but few of dem na the thing wey dey push dem do the thing be that as dem want do everything to impress their family. And the few ones wey no fit cope don turn to drug as their helper. And some of dem, the thing don bring high blood pressure for their body, dem go develop disease wey dem go treat till dey die.

My people, na from my brother I hear the kind surferness and pressure wey we dey cause our people for Obodo Oyinbo. As the my brother dey talk, he come be like say na me the man dey direct the thing to. But since man must wack, I tell am say na him problem be that. But deep down, I know say the man dey surfer for corner. I come tell am say plenty of us no be say we no sabi the thing wey dey happen, but na situation for our yeye country wey turn everybody to Alamajiris. My fellow Obodians, I hope say we go take am easy with dem o if we no want lose some of dem especially the young ones. Na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o.

My people na wa o, how dey go dey go? I know say plenty of us dey follow the thing wey dey happen for Oputa Panel as our Leaders dey expose themselves for all the bad things wey dem do when dem dey for Power. Plenty of dem that time believe say dem be Untouchable and na their papa get our Obodo and the rest of us na their boyiboy. As we dey hear different tory from these people the question be say which of dem dey tell us truth? Today we go hear Mustapha talk say him dey clean and that during Abacha Regime him save plenty people life when dem for don kill dem. Next time we go hear other people go talk say plenty of the killings na Mustapha be the Man-in-charge. Some of dem talk say the man na right man for Abacha Circle. The following day Mustapha go talk say na lie the people dey lie, na him make we believe. He talk say plenty of these Ex-Leaders dey tell tory to cover their behind. Another time we go hear another person go say make we no believe anything wey Mustapha talk for mouth, dem go talk say plenty of the surferness wey dem surfer na him be the Ring leader. Na so all of this thing go dey go back and forth.

The new tory na between Diya, Abubakar and Mustapha. Mustapha talk say General Abubakar tell dem say make dem kill Obasanjo when dem talk say the man dey among the people wey dey plan coup during Abacha regime. When he come reach Abubakar turn him talk say him no go appear for the thing but he talk say na lie Mustapha dey lie. Make I talk about that one first, una see my people since plenty of us no dey there, we no fit say na this person dey lie or na the other person dey tell truth. But the thing be say plenty of our Leaders too dey get the thing wey dem dey call False Pride, and the palava wey we dey now na that kind thing cause am. How dem go talk say make everybody come explain himself for the bad thing wey dem do for corner corner, and some people go appear and some no go answer at all. I like Former Head-of-State General Abubakar and the man dey among my favourites but I no support the thing wey the man do when he no show up for the thing. He no mean say because you be former President if the country call you make you come answer for the bad thing wey dem say you do or talk you go tell dem say you no fit come. How our country go fit move forward when plenty of our Leaders no dey obey Law wey na dem create am? The other time na our House Leader Na'abba na him disobey police when dem tell am make he come explain himself. All these things wey dem dey do no dey help matter at all at all.

As I dey talk before, Mustapha talk say Diya dey among the people wey want kill Abiola and he also talk say the man dey among the people wey plan coup during Abacha. When General Diya come come, him talk say na lie the man dey lie. He talk say the man dey among people wey plan bomb for him car during Abacha regime. He even talk say he see the document wey show how dem want go tell him family about the him death.

The question now be say since na everybody dey lie about everybody, which person wey we want believe? My people as una know all of dem na rogues, and if you dey steal you go dey lie na so the thing be. He dey funny say these na people wey dey our Amry, dem train dem for death and dem no fit take responsibilities for their yeye behavior. As my brother for Obodo America dey talk am, these people no be Man enough, dem be coward. If to say na true true dem be soldier why dem no fit accept the bad things wey dem do to our country. Dem come dey play us like say we be ball and mumu. My people all these people wey dey trade tory with themselves na liers, make una know believe anything wey comot their dirty mouth. The thing don dey become joke self. Na here I go stop my fellow people, make una treat our country better o.

How una dey my people? He go better one day. As the Sharia become full law for Kano, my question be say wetin go happen now to people wey no be muslim? As I talk before plenty people wey get business for the place na Christians, how dem go tay manage since the thing go affect their way of life. When the Idea first start the people wey dem call Sharia Overseer talk say na everything dem go look but up till today my fellow obodians, we no fit see the thing wey dem do. I dey hear say plenty people wey come from South don talk say dem no go come back to the place when New Year Holiday pass. Another question be say, as Sharia no fit create work or business, wetin Mekunu like us go dey eat or where we go come find work? Na the kind thing wey these our Sharia Leaders for consider before dem start the thing. We no say plenty of dem get money, and this kind surfer surfer na poor masses like us the thing go affect. All the yeye talk say the thing go drive away crime and adultery na big joke because if people no get work na him be say dem no go fit feed their family and if dem no fit find money feed their people, wetin these fools wey call themselves Sharia Committee think say go happen? I hope say dem get enough sense say the crime wey dem say Sharia go prevent na so the thing go poku with full force. I no think say people wey dey hungry go worry about Sharia when their pikin dey die of hunger. Sharia go bring the worse in plenty people. For example, if thief sabi say dem fit catch am, na him be say he go make sure say he thief plenty money well well and take am enjoy with Omoge as he know say na the end be that if dem catch am. Na all of us hear say plenty women for North talk say dem no fit find husband marry. And the men talk say dem no fit marry plenty wives since dem no get work. Wetin our Sharia Leaders think go happen when less people dey get work? If dem think am well dem go no say the marriage wahala go increase as men no go fit afford plenty wives. And if that one happen na women go surfer am pass, since all of us know say this body no be stone, the prostitution wey dem talk say Sharia go prevent go come double. Or if the women no say dem no fit do am for Kano, dem go go another state where dem go fit practice their trade. Na him be say plenty women wey come from those Sharia States go comot the place go another state. If my Sharia Leaders sabi economics small, dem go know say the thing go affect their States as people go go another state go find work. If this thing happen, who go dey left for Sharia Law? And these hypocrites wey dey push Sharia, I bet una say plenty of dem go dey go Non-Shari States go dey look for Women. Na him bring me to our Journalist Friends say na that time we want make dem do their work. He go good make dem send reporters go all Non-Sharia States make dem start dey ask Ashewo how many of their Customers come from Sharia States. With that kind thing we go know whether our Sharia Leaders go practice wetin dem dey preach to us  or  dem just dey use us the masses dey promote their political agenda. Na here I go stop my people, I no go surprise if this Sharia thing fail since dem no plan am well at all.

How una dey my people, se una dey manage? He get one question wey dey bother since these days? This Human Rights abuse panel wey our government organise, se una think say na true dem go punish the offenders? The reason be say no be say I no think say the panel dey serious but the question be say all these people wey dem dey accuse wetin go happen to dem? Plenty of these people na members of the power that be for our country. If una dey talk about the Big Boys na dem be the one. Wetin our government go do once dey find say na true true these big guns abuse people when dem dey for power. Me I no expect say our government go do anything to dem especially since some of the people wey dey rule our country now dey among dem.

Our Uncle Sege na number one, na everybody know say dem torture the man when he dey for prison for crime wey dem say he no commit. But the thing be say our President too dey among people wey do some bad things for people when he be Head of States. Una remember say na during him regime na him dem burn Kalakuta republic. No person wey dey alive for our Obodo during that time wey no remember the kind thing wey dem do Fela Anukulapo Family. Dem push him mama for ground from their Balcony. Another people wey dem mention na three Former Presidents – Buhari, Babangida and Abubakar. Na everybody remember say during Buhari, plenty of our politicians surfer when dem talk say dem thief money. But we know say na true true those rogues thief money because na that time our government kidnap Diko for London because dem talk say the man take our money go keep for obodo oyinbo. As for Babangida own, na everybody wey dey alive during him regime na him the man abuse. Plenty of the palava wey we dey face now, na him cause am. Na during him regime this Hired Killers nonsense start. 419, ritual killings, corruption, all bad thing wey you fit think of happen during the man regime. Una know say me too get problem with the man because plenty of my family surfer well well when Babangida dey rule our country.

The person wey I not dey sure of na him be Abubakar. I no say the man do some bad things for people but since na him be De Klerk of our Obodo, I go commend am because na him make this democracy happen no be Babangida wey dey talk say na during him regime he plan the thing but everybody know say he no do anything except fill him bank with our money. I know say there are some people wey dey important post during these leaders times wey I no mention but dem no themselves. My people I hope say una gree with me say I no know how this people go tay pay for the crimes wey dem commit. Make we start with Uncle Sege, wetin our country go do to am since na him be President? Na all of us know say the man do wrong to Baba Seventy Family. We know say dem no fit send the man to Kirikiri for the thing. So the question be say since Uncle Sege no go get any punishment how una go come punish Babangida dem wey our country no go dabaru? Na this kind think make me support people wey talk say Oputa Panel na joke because plenty of the offenders na who-is-who for our Country be that. How dem go come punish dem? Me I no think say he go happen, na the Mutum one wey no get power go surfer, people like Sergeant Rogers and Mustapha. But if we want dey fair na everybody wey dem convict should surfer the thing but I get sense enough say no be this our Obodo that one go happen.

Even self he be like say joke thing don start, because no be last week wey some of the players dem dey hug and exchange Hats for the place? My people these our Leaders dem think say dem dey fool us, small time dem go talk say na money make dem give the people wey dem abuse. The question wey I get be say, the money wey dem go pay dem where dem want collect am from? I hope say no be for our National Treasury dem go take am since we no dey there when dem dey thief our money and torture people, he go good make the offenders pay the thing from their their pockets since na dem dey responsible for the thing. But I go dey surprise if our Generous Government (wey no fit feed her people and plenty of her citizens dey poor) no give dem the money. Na this reason wey I talk say this country no be for me and you be that. The rich dey get richer why we the masses dey get wretched everyday. Na so he be for our obodo my people na only God, Allah fit save us.

Nawa my people wetin this world dey turn to? As our country dey pafuka na so our moral dey spoil for ground. As our long-throat for wealth dey grow na so our crime dey dey heinous everyday as Oyinbo people dey talk am. Every where you go now you go hear say dem find person body for dustbin wey dem don comot him body parts. And for the Armed Robber own, before if you hear say robber attack person dem go just take him thing and run comot but now even if you give them your motor without any wahala dem go still kill the person. Our people don become evil wey be say life no mean anytime again. Na the thing wey my brother for America tell me as him don come home for Christmas na him make me know say the people wey talk say we need Allah, Mohammed, Jesus and God Almighty for our life no dey lie. This our society don decay finish na only devine Intervention fit safe us from destruction. According to my brother, dem say one woman dey wey come from London come greet her family for Nigeria. And the woman no get Mama again, na her senior sister be the one wey take their mama place. During conversation, the Sister come dey ask her younger sister for money since na all of us think say Money just dey float for street for Oyinbo Country, all we go do be say make we gather plane money and go there go sweep our own and pack for Ghana Must Go Bag. The sister come tell her Senior Sister say life no dey easy for the place o. She come add to am say the small money wey dem fit gather na him dem dey take send their pikin go Nursery School. My people wetin dey wrong with that talk especially if person dey talk to her blood? As dey now, he no too dey good make person dey tell truth for our obodo because the thing fit cause you your life especially when you dey talk to your relatives. As the woman come go back to Queens Land for London, na him her pikin come start dey sick and dem carrry am go Hospital but dem no fit see the thing wey dey wrong with the pikin. I hear say dem even carry all kind of Disease test wey you fit find for our Obodo for him body but the bobo condition no improve. As una know our people na him dem carry the boy go Nigerian Church and dem come tell am the person wey dey behind the thing. But the people no believe say the Senior Sister fit do that kind thing. Na him dem come bring to Native Doctor for our Obodo wey dey good gan, the person say the same thing. Finally na him dem say make dem go Imam place since the Husband papa na Chief for Lagos Mosque, and tha one come confirm say na the Senior sister be the "ant wey dey eat the vegetable o." I hear say the Imam even tell dem the thing wey lead to am. Na that come make the woman believe say true true na her sister do am since the Imam no dey there when she dey talk to her sister about life for Obodo Oyinbo.

My people una know the crime wey the woman comit because she talk say plenty of her money na for her  pikin head she dey spend am. Na her crime be that o. No be the thing wey better mother dey do be that? Na wa my people, I guess say the Senior Sister believe say if she comot her Sister pikin, her younger sister go fit dey give am plenty money. Which kind money wey person dey find wey you go come kill your own flesh and blood, we dey talk about small pikin wey no reach 7 yet?

Another one wey I hear na some people wey ask their relatives make dem dey help dem dey look after their pikin when dem want go Obodo America. When life don dey better for dem for Aamerica na him dem come decide say make dem come home come take their pikin na him palava begin. The relatives no want make the parent take the pikin because the thing go end their own chop money. Ever since the people dey for America na him dem dey send money to their relatives make dem dey take look after the pikin. He come be say na him be the bread and butter for the relatives. Na the thing wey dem dey rely on be that, the thing come become their monthly allowance and benefit. Since our Naira don fall, na basket dem dey take carrry the money when dem change am to Naira. The people carry all the necessary papers go embassy but dem still no fit get Visa for their pikin. Dem go America go try am there, na the same thing he be. Na him the people come get lawyer for the thing and Immigration come tell dem say make dem do blood test wey go confirm say na their pikin true true. But my people una know say the thing come negative. America tell dem say the pikin no be their own. Orisanobuwa, how dem go tell person say the pikin wey she born no be him get am. As una know our culture na him dem go ask the Elders/Babalawo say wetin dey behind am, na him dey come tell dem say na their relatives wey no want make their chop money stop na dem dey behind am. No be say I believe in that kind thing but whether we like am or not, Juju na part of our cultures and plenty people still dey practice am. We no fit talk say the thing no dey happen because na all fo us know say he dey well and live for our society

Wetin this world dey turn to my people? Na the kind thing wey dey happen for our obodo be that o, money palava don become our God and soul wey be say we go do anything to get am. The talk say Blood thick pass Water na lie for our Obodo, unless money no dey involve for the thing. My people na sad story, and na everyday people dey die because another person want their money by force. I hope say the people wey dey do this juju for dem go think twice before dem do am because Judgement day go soon come o. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How una weekend my fellow Obodians, I hope say una enjoy the weekend? I don hear another one my people, but this one own na imported. My source for Obodo Oyinbo dem, na dem nak me this one o. Una know say plenty of us too dey tell tory, na him be say we too dey tell a little tory for thing wey no happen. Na all of us get the thing for body, me too don nak a little one before. But this one wey I want tell una,  even people wey dey live here no dey tell this kind lie. Even if my fellow local Obodians here this one, na so their mouth go open. As my sources tell me, dem say the thing don become epidemic for Overseas among our people. This one, men too dey do am o, plenty of time, na the wives or girlfriends dem dey make dem do am. I know say plenty of una go say wetin Pa ‘Mugo want talk wey he no fit open him mouth since? My people this one na real shocker for me. But as I don talk before say, anything wey concern my people whether na for here o or na Obodo Oyinbo, me I go talk am.

 My people the thing wey I hear, I no know if una don am hear before, but I go tell una. I hear say for overseas, our women dem dey do competition for birthday own. Dem say no week wey you no go hear say some woman dey celebrate her birthday. I know say people go talk say wetin dey new for that one? But my people this one different, as my source tell me, plenty of our Omoges dem dey celebrate their 40^th Birthday.  Una no here me, I say plenty of dem dey celebrate this one particular bithday whether dem reach 40 or not. Una know say plenty of our women too dey lie about their age. But one thing be say make you lie about am, another thing be say make you come invite people make dem come celebrate am with you, na that one me I no sabi. When person do that, that means say he don certify am be that, and he no go fit change am again.   The thing wey I no sabi be say, se the people dem no know say dem dey make fool of themselves? Make I ask una my people, who dem think say dem dey fool self. The kind lie wey you no fit defend for future, make you no dey tell am. As my source tell me, he say there is one woman wey dey for their area, last year the woman invite people make dem come help am celebrate her 40^th birthday own. Plenty people go there, go drink free booze and food. Dem say the party na one in town. But the thing get but for body. As dem dey talk am for our obodo say lier no dey get memory, this year na him the same woman come dey give our people wey dey come home for Christmas invitation for her Senior Sister 40^th Birthday for December. The sister wey everybody know say at least take Five years senior the woman wey dey for obodo oyinbo. People come dey ask her say “If you talk say your Senior sister dey celebrate her 40^th birthday this year, how she go come be your senior if you celebrate your own last year?” I hear say the woman no fit talk, na so she vex comot the place. Another one wey I hear be one Omoge (Woman) wey be twin. He don dey tay wey the girl dey lie about her age, two year ago, na him dem say she talk say she be 40 make people come celebrate am with am. Plenty people know say the woman dey nak tory but since dem no get proof, people just dey look am. As God go catch am, her twin brother come get Visa Lottery to God’s own country. The man come go with him wife for America. The woman come dey introduce her twin to people so that dem go fit help am for work. She no know say na the thing wey go kill am be that as three months pass, na him her brother wife come organize birthday party for that one. Everybody wey be everybody na him I hear say dey there as the Bobo dey nice. As dem come bring cake out , na him people see this big word, HAPPY 38^TH BIRTHDAY for the thing. Na him some people wey want make fool of the Twin Sister come ask the bobo say how you go be 38^th, when your Twin Sister celebrate her 40^th Birthday two years ago? Una know say we men, we no too dey lie about our age, and when the thing happen na our women dey behind am. Na him the Bobo come talk say how she go be 40^th when our senior sister never reach. The bobo talk say he no dey possible become as everybody know say na him be her twin brother. My people na so I hear say the woman no fit show her face for the place again o as she move comot go another state.

 Se una see the kind humilation wey our women dey cause themselves because dem no want make people think say dem be small pikin. As I hear the thing , I come remember the thing wey my Grandmother tell me (may her soul rest in peace) say a woman wey dey lie go dey fornicate and thief money and jewelry. I no fit sabi why person go dey lie about him age? Especially the one wey you no go fit defend, if your relative and neigbours wey sabi you since come dey around; wetin you go come tell dem? Una see my people, the same one wey one age fast when dem dey young, go come want reverse the thing when old age come.

My people the thing wey I go say be say, na this :Have Been To” go dey come dey shakara us for Nigeria say we no dey honest and we too corrupt, the question I get for dem be say, wetin different between us and dem if dem no fit copy Oyinbo way. Since I hear say Oyinbo no dey lie about their age, wetin be our people excuse at least me and una wey never comot Murtala Airport  get one, we never go Obodo Oyinbo before.

 Nawa o my fellow Nigerians, na the kind lie our women dem dey live for Overseas be that o. I hope say dem go change their yeye ways before the thing cause katakata for Oyinbo country wey dem go drive all of dem comot.

How dey go dey my fellow Nigerians? I beg make una slow am down small small. Our Governor for Zamfara State don start another one o. Na last week my source for North dey tell me say the Governor want become President of our Obodo Country. This na the same Governor wey start Sharia Palava for him state o. Me I not get problem if a person want become President since na everbody for Nigeria get that right. The only thing be say before I go vote for a person, I go don know say the person go do better thing for us the masses. Na him be say I go look the man history, like wetin he don do for the commoners for him state and for our beautiful country. As for this Governor o, me I get problem with am but before I start dey tell una why make I finish tell una the thing wey my source say the Governor talk. My source tell me the Governor talk for BBC Radio say he go turn our obodo to Muslim Country. The man talk say Sharia go come become the thing wey everybody go dey practice for Nigeria. My people, when my source first tell me I think say the Bobo dey joke because no be kind thing you go hear from person wey no dey Kolo. I no even think say person wey be Mumu or dey smoke Igbo go fit talk like that. I no believe my Source untill two days ago when I read am for Paper.

My people this na person wey be Governor of a state o and no be say the man dey craze like this? And I know say the man go University, he no fit dey reason like person wey no get anything upstairs. Wetin we go say dey wrong with this man if to say na true true he talk am? Una know think say the man don dey smoke Ganja for him State House? How person wey we know say sabi our constitution go dey talk like this. Even if the man no sabi that, how the man want become President when plenty people wey dey for Nigeria no like am? I know say we get plenty Muslim pass Christian for our Obodo, but the thing be say plenty Muslim no like the yeye thing wey the man start for him State. Una remember say plenty people wey die for North because of Sharia no Sharia, na this man cause the madness. Na him use Sharia matter for Politics so him people go like am. Where he want get people wey go vote for am now? Even if the man win him state and some Muslim states for North, how he go tay win States wey no get Muslim majority? If you go Middle Belt area, plenty people wey dey for those states na Christian. And if you come come South West wey get plenty Muslim, the people there no dey vote for person because he dey practice their religion. If dem no vote for Obasanjo wey be Yoruba man, how the man think say dem go come vote for am since plenty family for South west get relatives wey be Christians? And I know say the people wey dey for South East and South- South no go vote for am with that kind agenda since almost everybody for the place na Christians. So Governor Sani, how you want do am now? If no be say the man dey kolo because I no fit talk say the man dey drunk since na him be Oga for Sharia (laughter), wetin we go come say dey wrong with the yeye Educated Illiterate wey we call governor?

If the man dey think, he go know say apart from my fellow Obodians, plenty Oyinbo Countries no go allow am because dem get too much for our obodo. Alhaji Sani or wetin you call your name, I fit bet you with every thing wey I get for this life say he no dey happen. But make I stop dey waste my saliva since we know say the man dey kolo.

My people na so our country be o, this one dey too much for me, how the man tay win election self? Wonder no dey cease for our obodo, this na baddest. Crazy person become Governor for our beloved Nigeria. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o jare.

How una dey my people, I hope una dey manage? I beg make una no vex for yesterday own, na my diskette no work when our Engineers dem want carry (upload) my file for Internet.

My people he don tay wey I talk say I go talk about this thing wey dey give me concern about our Youths for Southern part of our Obodo. Una remember say during past regimes, na almost everyday our pikin dem for south dey protest against the government. Na all of us know say he no dey easy for all of us especially the masses and our university students dem. But the thing be say the same thing wey plenty of dem dey fight agaist still dey well alive and dey kampe my fellow obodians. The only difference between our own Democracy and Dictatorship na name, every thing else still dey happen. Our Leaders dem still chop money. And plenty of us still dey die of hunger. No be this year we hear say our National Assembly dem divide our money among themselves and dem call am Furniture Allowance, wey plenty Papa and Mama no fit feed their pikin dem? He no mean say dem call am democracy the Barawo for their body don comot? Why be say that same energy wey our pikin for South dem dey display during past regimes we no too dey see am now? He no mean say the person wey dey there now na from our Region, make we no come talk.

Make we look am well well, plenty of our Elected Official dem dey among the people wey run our country during Babangida and Abacha dem. Una want tell me say dem no be Ibo, Yoruba, Itsekiri, Ijaws during military Regime? Ever since last year wey we start this I notice say anytime wey our Leaders for south dem do something wey no good or say something wey we no say he no good for the country, our youths for South dem no dey talk. This dey common among our pikin dem wey come from south west. Last month wey OPC and some thugs dem cause palava for Lagos, plenty of our Youths no talk anything. Dem act like say dem no dey for Nigeria. Now because our people get upperhand, we come act like say the people wey die no be person and dem no get family wey go miss dem? He com be like say we no get University Students for Lagos again, as all of dem just dey go their own way. And If I want dey fair I think our youths for South East na the same. Una remember when dem talk say our Brother Chief Okadigbo and some Senators for National Assembly do some mago mago and take wayo award contract to their themselves and friends, I no hear make our pikin dem for South East condemn the thing. But during Military regimes na everyday dem dey dey for Street dey shout say dem no go gree. Na this kind thing make me talk say na all of us get the thing wey dem dey call Tribalism for body. As I see am, he no mean say because person come from our area if we see am dey do injustice to other people make we act like say we no see am. Injustice na injustice whether the victim or the offender come from our area or not. If we see am, we must let the person know say we no like the thing wey he dey do.

Na him make me remember some Youths Organizations for North wey dem dey call Northern Democratic Forum and Northern Youths for Democracy and Justice. Anytime wey some of these Old Fools wey we get for North talk nonsense these pikin dem no go gree dem. I remember last month wey some of our Leaders for Arewa Consultative Forum dey talk say our Uncle Sege and him Cabinets no sabi their work and dem talk say the man dey marginalize my people for North. The Youths dem talk say na nonsense, dem talk say wetin the Leaders dem do for our people wey dey North especially since plenty of dem dey Leadership post during Miltary regimes. Dem even talk say plenty of the problem wey we get for Nigeria now, na these same leaders dem cause am. Una see my pikin dem, these na youths wey come from North o, dem no talk say because the Leaders na from their area, make dem no crticize dem. Na this kind thing make me proud of dem. Dem know say all the wahala wey dey for our country na these yeye leaders cause am. And plenty of dem wey dey call themselves Northern Leaders we no fit see the good thing wey dem do for my people for North. Only thing dem sabi na to chop our money and give their friends and family contracts.

So my brothers for South, he go good if una copy this behaviour because na the thing wey go help our country be that. If una see any leader wey dey talk nonsense, he no mean say because he come from una area make una no say anything. Wetin go happen if all the youths dey do same thing since una know say na una be our Future. I hope say all of us go condemn injustice when we see am. My motto be say make we call things the way we see am, na the thing wey fit help our country be that.

Na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my fellow citizens, se una dey manage? Wetin I dey hear say plenty of our Civil Servants no want make our government sell some of the Government Companies to Private Investors? My question about the thing be say, how many of us sabi the thing? Wetin the thing mean for plenty of us  wey no sabi book? Una know say plenty of our people no too dey hear well, plenty of us na Zombie we be, we no too dey listen well. I know say plenty people dey talk say the thing no good for us and if our government sell the companies like NITEL and NEPA, the worker no go get work. Na the kind excuse wey dem dey take dey scare plenty of us wey no sabi the thing be that. As I ask people wey dey around me make dem explain   to me, dem talk say true true some people no go get work when dem sell the company to Private group because the new owners fit talk say dem no want keep plenty people for their company. As all of us know say no person wey go take  money buy the company and he no go want make profit for the thing. He be like person wey buy house wey get Ten Security guards, if he think say Ten Security Guards dey too much, he go sack some of dem especially the ones wey dey lazy, na so this company thing be. If the people wey buy the new company think say plenty people wey dey do work dey too much for the work, dem go sack some people wey dem no like or wey dem think say dey lazy. Plus una know say dem go get their own management wey dem sabi proper and want bring for the company. Una know think say dem go leave people wey dey no sabi make dem run their company? My people I know say plenty of us get family wey dey rely on us but person no fit dey run company like that. Na all of us know say plenty of these companies wey our Government want sell no dey make money for the country. Another thing be say na all of us know say plenty of our Brothers and Sisters wey dey work for NITEL, NNPC, and NEPA dey lazy dem no want work. If una go their go ask dem for something, na so dem go dey look una like say you dey worry dem. As I talk before, if you dey sure of your work you no go get problem with the new Management, na only when you no dey do your work and you be Baba for Fraud na him you go dey worry. Na everyday people dey course NEPA, NITEL and NNPC since we no say dem useless. No be say we no get family for the companies, but the bribe wey dem want chop no dey make dem do their work well unless you give dem EGUNJE (Family Support) as dem dey call am now. As the thing yeye una sabi say plenty of these people no dey know family, if you go meet your brother or sister for work and tell am say for example una light no dey work, you know say he go tell you say na another person dey in charge of am since him no say he no fit take money from you. Na him friends dem he go talk say dey in charge for the thing and those want go come tell you say because you be their friend relative dem go take small money from you. As soon as you leave the place your so-called blood go go him friends office go collect him share of the money. Na the kind trick wey plenty of dem dey use be that. Make we dey serious, na all of us dey complain say plenty of these government companies no dey work and the only way wey our country go better be say make dem sell some of dem to private investors. The thing go fit better our life since people wey put their money for the companies go make sure say the workers dey work well well.

As the thing be my brother, no be say I support when our government sell the thing to their friends or families. And me I know support make foreign companies own majority of the company, dem fit get some shares since we need their expertise for the thing but no be say make dem get majority stake for the companies. He go good if our Leaders go do am wey be say no tribe, person, or group go dominate the company. He go good if our government do so tay all the tribes go get say for all the companies and no particular tribe, family or group go get majority since the companies belong to all of us and if we want sell am na every region go get money for the thing. He go good if our leaders do am wey be say no family or group go fit control all of dem since we no want make dem dey use wayo dey fix  prices as my Neigbours wey sabi Economics talk.

So my fellow Obodians, he go good make una ask about the thing before una go dey complain say una know want am. Me I no dey like make person dey do follow follow especially if he no sabi the thing wey dey go on. Another thing be say if we want make life better for us and our family, all these Government companies wey dey cost our country money must go. We no fit eat our cake and still dey hold am for hand. If we want better thing, we must sacrifice to get am. NEPA, NITEL, NNPC and the rest of dem must go. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey manage my fellow Obodians, I hope say una dey Kampe? Tory don sele as Major Hamza El-Mustapha open him mouth. The man talk say there is plenty tory wey he want talk about the thing wey plenty of our Leaders dem do. As the man talk say he go tell it all, my source say some people dey threat him family. I hear say plenty Miltary Officials and Leaders from all corners for Nigeria no want make the man talk. The man even talk say some yeye Oba for Yoruba land dey beg am make him make himself president because of yeye money wey don make dey sell their soul and kingship. I hope say the man go fit tell us who these yeye people be so we go fit disgrace dem from their royal thrones. We dey hear say dem say dem go kill am if the man continue to open him about the thing wey some of dem do for when and after Killer Abacha dey alive. Nawa my people, our Leaders/Military don become mafia wey be say dem go do anything to get rid of their opponent. He be like say na true Major Hamza El-Mustapha dey talk about all the thing wey happen during and after Abacha regime. As the thing be now, he be like say the man and him family life no safe for Nigeria. My people since plenty of our leaders don turn to cold killers he go good make we invite foreign security force make dem come protect the man and him family if we want hear all the thing wey happen. I know say plenty una no go support this kind thing because una go dey talk say the thing affect our Sovereign as the Grammarians dey talk am but as we all sabi, our country no be ordinary country. Nothing we get wey dey work. If we no protect the man and his family we no go know who among us are traitors and killers. As the thing be now, he be like say powerful people wey no want the man talk dey plenty and as he be for our Obodo, before una know, una go hear say dem don kill the man. And if dem no fit get to am, na him family go surfer am. He go good if our government fit involve foreign government for the thing especially Interpol and CIA for America. Na only those people fit protect the man and him people. I know say he dey hard but if we want make the man tell us everything inside Abacha Web and the players for the Killer regime, na all of us go support say make our government protect the man. But the question be say who for the government go protect the man and him family since plenty people wey dey for our government now na member of the past government. Na him be say the man and him people life no dey safe for our obodo. I no go mind if dem move am and him family to foreign soil where the pressure no go to dey much for am. Because if we no do am, he no go tay for the people wey no want the man talk bribe some people for Kirikiri make dem kill am.. And as all of us know say for our country na everybody get him price, but I hope say whoever dem give the contract know say him too no safe. He no mean say if dem give the person money dem no go kill am. People wey dey do this kind no dey like make dem leave anything wey go fit point the thing to dem alone. Na the reason why dem want kill the Major Hamza El-Mustapha be that. I no say dem go dey plan to kill Sergent Roger as him too talk about the kind leaders wey we get for Nigeria wey be say dem go do anything to protect their yeye power.

My people na so life be for Nigeria o, if you cross these yeye power dem, before you know am dem go do everything to yamutu you for ever. I hope say Uncle Sege go do everything under him power to protect the man and his innocent family from the killers among us wey go dey gun for the man head. I hope all so say Major Mustapha too go remember say even if him no talk the people go still go dey come after am since dem no say as long as he dey alive he go fit reveal the thing to the public. Na this kind thing make me know say person no dey safe for our Banana Nigeria Republic be that, the country don turn to Mafia Era for obodo America. But make I tell una the truth I no dey surprise since dem don introduce hired killers to our obodo anything can happen.

My people na here I go stop I go dey talk to una tomorrow.

How una dey my people, how dey go dey go? I beg today na my brother for America na him ask me say make I help am thank our Almighty God, and make the MAN continue to bless am and our people since na yesterday dem celebrate Thanksgiving for Obodo America. My fellow Obodians na wa for people wey dey for America o. As I see am he be like say dem get holiday for everything. If to say you be herbalist dem get their own holiday, and if na religion proper, dem get holiday for that one too. Any time wey I talk to my brother for the place dem dey celebrate something. If dem no celebrate war, dem go dey celebrate food, and if no be food, dem go dey celebrate work. Make una look am my fellow Obodians, the people for obodo America dem get holiday for everything wey you fit think of for this life. Yesterday na him dem say dem dey celebrate THANKSGIVING, which mean say dem dey thank God, Allah, Olorun and Chineke as the man dey bless dem with plenty food. Sometimes una go hear say dem dey celebrate the thing wey dem dey call President day, na the time wey dem dey thank their past president. Na wa, I guess we no fit blame dem since plenty of their President do better thing for dem. As for us, which person wey una sabi other than Zik, Tafawa Balewa, Awolowo, Gowon and Murtala Mohammed wey be say he do better thing for our Obodo. The only thing wey plenty of our past leaders sabi be say make dem take the money wey dem for take fix our obodo make am their own. Na so you go dey hear say dem dey take the country money carry am go Overseas with plenty 'Ghana Must Go Bags.' Instead make dem take the money do better thing for our county na so dem go carry am go help another country and their family.

Make I continue with my talk ojare, for obodo America dem even get holiday for workers, na him dem dey call labour day for the place. No be say he no good for Nigeria but the thing be say if we no want deceive ourselves plenty us wey dey work for our Obodo dey lazy. I no talk about our mama wey get shop or few of our sisters and brothers wey dey manage dey sell something for Market. I dey talk about some of the people wey wey call Civil Servants and corporate. Their nose don dey long for Fraud. The only thing wey dem sabi na to turn your business to empty stadium as dem don use their AGBARI sell your stuff finish. No be say I no like my country but the thing be say plenty of us we too dey do wayo too much. We no too dey get better thing for body other than say make wey use 419 for people.

My people if we look am well well no be say America perfect but the people dey give glory and thanks for everything wey dem dey do. Se una hear say dem get celebration for Witchcraft for the place na him dem dey call HALLOWEEN. If we look well well, no place get JUJU pass us for this World. If you want make person craze we get am. If to say we want use person make money that one plenty. And if na sport we dey do and we want make all our opponents eyes blind we get am too. And if person get belle and we want make he no born the thing, we get solution for that one too. Why be say na for America dem dey celebrate Evil why we no fit do am for Nigeria. As for Bible dem talk say make you give 'Ceaser wetin belong to am and make you give our LORD ALMIGHTY him own'. My people if we compare our country to America, the gap wey dem between us I no think say dem go fit close am generations to come. Why wey no fit dey celebrate those things too? As I see am God dey bless America because everything wey dem do for this life dem dey thank their God or the person involved. But for our Obodo, na only bad thing we sabi and that one too we no fit do am well. God talk say anything wey you dey do for this life or wey person do for you make you thank am well well. Una remember say in the Sixties and Seventies wey things better for us, we get plenty celebrations for our God. Whether na South West you dey o, or na South east and if to say na North you go too na the same thing. Everybody dem enjoy as people dey involve with our tradition. During this time, people go celebrate Yam Festival, God of Rain, God of Iron and Thunder. We get plenty festival for North, south and everywhere for nigeria. As the thing dey na so people dey enjoy. I remember for North wey we get plenty Groundnut, Turkey, Pepper, Cow and other food items. Na so the thing be for South too wey wey get plenty Yam, Red Oil, Cassava, Cocoa and other things. Every year you go dey hear different celebrations for our obodo. As we start dey go away from the thing, na so poverty come begin dey crawl into our society. Disease come plenty for our obodo as we forget our tradition dey run after Western own. People come begin dey comot farm dey look for gold mines in the cities. We come become people with no direction for life as we forget our traditions and ways of life. I no talk say make we no worship God o, but we get our Cutom too wey our Forefathers don lay down for us from generations to generations. If una look at America, all these things wey dem dey do he don tay wey dem don dey do am. Those people still dey follow their traditons as I dey talk now, up till today. But make una look us, our own no dey good for our face, na the thing wey dem do for Obodo Oyinbo na him we want kill ourselves for. Na this kind thing make our Factory and companies go belle up. All the palava wey we get now, plenty of dem na because of our long throat as we no dey proud of our own. My people as dem talk say people wey no get root or forget where dem come go become like a tree with no root. I hope say all of us go look within ourselves and change before it become too late o.

Na here I go stop for now, make una dey do jeje o .

My people me I don tire of all these people wey we call our Leaders. All these fake and Emergency Leaders wey we dey get for Nigeria time don reach wey we go find dem some place where dem no go fit dey cause wahala and poverty again. Every time you hear for Radio or Television, the people wey we call our Leaders go say some nonsense because dem no fit get want dey want. No be this week I hear say some of our Leaders for North dey talk say if the people for Yoruba Land no give money to pay people wey die for Lagos, Nigeria no go see peace. Dem talk say dem go dabaru everything. These na people wey tomorrow dem go come South west come dey beg for votes when dem want run for Election. The thing wey pain me be say, some of these people don rule our country before. But since the power no dey for their hands now, anything wey the other person do, no dey good for their face. I even hear say dem dey talk to our Vice President say make he help dem get the thing wey the Northerners deserve. The thing wey I no understand be say our Vice President na for whole nation. He no mean say because the man na Northerner na only him people he go dey help. This Vice President post no be regional one or local. If dem want person wey go only think about their area, dem get Senators and Legislators wey fit do that kind thing. As for this nonsense wey I dey hear say dem dey threat southern governors na sakara. Wetin tell dem say if dem start dey kill southerners wey dey for their area, wetin dem think say the other people go dey do? Se dem think say dem go just dey look dey for face. This thing wey dem dey say for public no be the kind thing wey you go expect from people wey we consider Statesmen. This power self wey all of dem want kill themselves for, wetin make dem think some of us wey be Northerners want dem to rule us even if we come from the same area? Plenty time wey dem dey there wetin dem do for us? I no care whether person come from my area or not, if when he reach the place he no do anything to help the country or some of us wey dey struggle the man no be our leader.

My people I no say this thing wey I go talk now, plenty of una go think say the thing dey cruel. If our country go better, I no think say we go get am from all these people wey we call our Leaders. For the past 30 years, plenty of these people don dey rule us, wetin we get for the thing, no be poverty? If una go obodo oyinbo, una go see their spoil pikin wey just dey blow our money for Asewo why we dey surfer for Nigeria. I go tell una this, the only wey wey we go survive be say make dem put all of dem for Prison, and throw away the key for Bar Beach . I for say make we do the thing wey dem do for Ghana, but that one go dey too much and I no support make people die for our hand. I know say plenty of these people deserve am, but Prison go good for dem wey den no go fit comot.

My people make I tell una this, unless the yeye Leaders comot patapata, I no think say we go get any peace for Nigeria. Make una look at people wey dey for important position for our country, how many of dem never dey for government before? I fit count dem for my hand, una know why because all of dem na proper Barawo. Dem dey too lazy to work with their hand, na the thing wey make dem be Jaguda for paper be that. See all of dem, plenty of dem na ex-solidier, which kind country wey una sabi wey be say plenty of the people wey get money na army? I hear say dem get plenty Soldier for America, but no be say dem rich, dem just dey comfortable. But for our obodo, if you want become rich make you just become Soldier, before una blink una eyes, he don build 50 rooms mansion for Lafiaji. As I see am my fellow obodians, as long as these Oyinochi, Barawo and Ole dey for these positions, we go continue to be poor. Na here I go stop, make una think about our Obodo first before una think about una pocket. I no want hear say na that one I go chop because na the thing wey dey cause our Wahala be that.

Na wa my people, how una dey cope with all these Armed robbers wey don turn our Obodo to their Domain. Everywhere you go now, na Armed Robber problem you go dey hear. No be this weekend I hear say the men of underworld kill four Police chief for our Obodo. Two weeks ago, na MD for Insurance na him meet him death from from these yeye people wey don turn our little Havana into Somalia. I even hear say dem kill one or two Foreigners for Lagos area. My people wetin our Leaders dem dey do about this yeye thing. As Uncle Sege dey go Obodo Oyinbo dey tell dem say make dem come invest money for Nigeria, which person wey get sense go answer am. I even hear say the man dey tell Nigerians wey dey Overseas make dem come home come invest. As I tell my brother wey dey for America, na the same thing I go tell una wey dey Obodo Oyinbo. This one no be say I no like my country but I no go fit live with myself if I no tell una this thing. My Fellow Nigerians wey dey Overseas, I beg if una value una life make una no come home not even for Chrstimas o. The way those murderers dey kill no be small, dem no even value life at all at all. As una know say plenty of dem sabi say most Nigerians wey dey obodo Oyinbo dey come home for christmas. Una know say dem go dey plan how dem go operate during holiday. As for the people wey dem talk say make dem come invest money, how person go invest money wey be say him life no safe. I know say some people go dey talk say our Government dey try him best against these killers but as for me o, I no think say our government dey try at all at all. If to say na true true dem want stop am dem for do the thing wey I talk about two months ago wey I say make dem announce am for Radio. The thing wey our Government go say be say dem go tell everybody say if dem know their pikin or brother wey  be robbers make dem tell Government. As una know, I no think say plenty parents dey wey no sabi the kind work wey him pikin dey do. Our government go talk say if dem catch Armed Robbers na all him family dem go put for Kirikiri for "aiding and abetting" as my lawyer friend dey say. I know say plenty family no go tell Police, but dem go fit warn  their pikin about him dangerous work. If our Government try this plenty people go tell their pikin make he stop the bad behaviour before he put dem for trouble. Another thing wey I think say he go fit slow the thing down be say make our government start dey show Robbers wey dey face Firing Squad for Television. At least the thing go dey shame their family. May be this kind thing go make parents warn or report their pikin trade to the Government. Another thing be say our Government should monitor all these yeye rogues wey dem dey call themselves Police & Army for our Obodo. My people make ask una something, where una think say the robbers dey get their gun? No be these yeye people wey we call Police and Army dey behind am? He go good if our government look him body first before he go dey look for killers outside. Since Police and Army na part of our government, make dey start dey put number for bullet wey dem dey give our Military. For morning if dem no fit tell our government where their bullets dey, na him be say na for Alagbon we go send dem. He go also good if we fit put our Force near the border since I hear say plenty of the Jeeps wey dem dey steal, na for Cameroon and Cotonou dem dey send am. We fit work with our neigbours too since na their country be the den for our cars.

My people I dey pray say our Government go tackle this palava wey don send plenty of our people to their graves. Na here I go stop, I go dey see una tomorrow as my God don talk am.

How una dey my people, how life, I hope say una dey enjoy? I beg make una no vex with me, I dey too tire yesterday. My people why be say anywhere wey you go, in-law thing na problem. I no go lie to una plenty of the thing na women dey cause am. Before una start dey talk say na nonsense I dey talk make una listen to me first. If una look well well, every time wey problem happen for house, who dey behind am, na women. If couple marry for a long time, and God never answer their prayer wey dem go born pikin, na everybody for the man side go dey tell am say if him wife no fit born pikin make he go marry another wife. Na so you go see the people dey talk say the woman don comot all the pikin wey God give am when she dey young. The thing wey I no understand be say, una go expect say the women go pity the woman since dem understand the thing wey the woman dey go through, but no be so, na dem go be the leaders for the thing. The same thing wey dem go dey complain to their family say their husband family dey do wey dem no like na the same thing dem go dey do to their brother wife.

Another in-law palava na visit own. I know say plenty of una don experience this one plenty time. Why be say most wives no too dey like their husband family make dem come visit? Whenever husband family say dem dey come, plenty wives go dey complain about the thing. Dem go talk say dem no know why their husband family especially mother-in-law no fit stay her house instead wey she go dey disturb dem? My people this na wa o, una go see some women wey be say anytime wey their husband family dey come visit, na that time dem go tell their husband say dem no get food make he bring money. Some of dem go even hide stew under bed so that the people no go fit see am. These same women wey dey do that kind thing, no go happy if their brother wife do the same thing. Una go dey hear dey talk say their brother wife no fit separate dem and their brother. If she no want make dem come visit, make she carry her load and pack comot their brother house. I know say plenty of una don hear wey woman go dey talk say if their brother wife or girlfriend no want their pikin come visit, she go go be that. Dem go talk say na their brother house even if na the man and his wife get the thing.

The last one wey I go talk na the men own. I know say plenty of my brothers thing say dey go escape this one. My fellow obodians una no fit deny this one, plenty of us men, the thing wey we no fit gree for our wife or girlfriend, but if our sister husband or boyfriend do the same thing, we go talk say the man dey act like an old man. We go talk say the man too dey possessive and still dey behave like bush people. And if our wife try the same thing, na so we go talk say no be this house. My people na so in-law matter be o, anywhere wey you go na the same thing. I even hear say na so the thing be for Obodo Oyinbo. Na here I go stop my people, I go dey talk to una tomorrow.

Make Una Tell Me Say No Be So

My people I don come again o, how una dey do? Una don hear this one? This na big one my fellow  Obodians. Na about the wahala wey dey happen between our Executives and Lower House of National Assembly. I hear say our President don ask Inspector General make he comot the Guards wey dey follow House Speaker Na'Abba.  Una know say our Politicians dem get Police wey dey follow dem around. Him talk say make AD Camp and his people go back to their barracks. My people how many of una hear the thing? Me I know believe the thing o, I told my Source say I no think say our President go do that kind thing. As all of us know say the President no get that kind power for our new System. If to say na during Military regime, I go say na true because those people no dey even follow their own Decree. As una know say I no too sabi our Constitution and Law, but I know say our Leaders no go give that power to one person. Na everybody know say our President na General for Army before him become President, but me think say the man don comot those sakara behaviour for body. The question wey I get be say wetin go happen if to say na true true the man do am? As I don talk before say me I no too sabi book but if to say na true the man do am, I go support the people wey talk say make dem impeach am. No be say the man do anything wrong to me o, and all of una know say me I no too support House Leader because the man himself no dey obey law. But because as I understand am, if our President do that kind thing, na him be say the man dey abuse him power and office. I no think say the office get that kind power over other branches. Nigeria Police Force dey under Ministry of Justice, and as dem get am Oyinbo countries, na so we get am for our Obodo Nigeria. We get the Executive, Judicial and Legislator. My fellow Obodians, I know say plenty of una go dey talk say where Pa 'Mugo get this kind information? As I don talk before, na the small pikin wey dey my area na him dey tell me this. The boy dey go University dey study Law. Make I continue with my talk, I hear say for the Constitution, na President be the supreme Head of the Country, but as dem talk am, dem put the thing wey dem dey call "checks and Balances" wey mean say our Justice dem and Crook Legislators get some power too, dem fit comot our President but the man no fit comot our Senators dem.

As the thing be, if to say na true true our President na him dey behind the thing, the Lower House fit comot am too; na the thing wey dem dey call impeachment be that. Una remember last year wey dem want comot President Clinton for America, na so our Legislators get that kind power here. As I talk before, I no think say Uncle Sege go do that kind thing. But if to say na true, the people wey advise am no sabi anything be that and dem no teach am well. If to say dem be lawyer, na him be say dem be yeye lawyer wey no sabi their work. I hope say for our country sake, this thing no be so because, this go cause katakata for our Obodo be that. As all of us know say some people for our Obodo no too like this government since last year. My people na the thing wey dem dey call "person put food for food for Cat mouth" be that, because na that kind thing the Enemy of Progress go use as excuse be that. And na all of us know say we no want Military back for Nigeria, because the problem wey we get now, na dem cause am.

Na here I go stop, make una treat our country well.

How una dey my fellow Obodians, se una dey manage. Una remember yesterday say I talk about how our Police harass Mrs Azikwe. We done hear a new one o, I hear say Mrs Stella Obasanjo our First lady talk say the thing no happen. She talk say her Guards no do anything to the woman. My question be say how she tay know if she dey for front? Una want tell me say na lie the old woman dey lie? The question wey I want ask una be say which person we go belief now? Na all of us know say our Police na expert for lie, even if you catch dem while dem dey do the thing, dem go still tell you say no be dem you see. I know say I no dey there, but I no think say our First Lady self dey there. She dey defend her guards because if she no talk so, the thing go make her look bad. My fellow Nigerians, na the kind thing wey I dey talk about our so called Leaders be that, dem too dey look other way if the injustice na from dem, but if to say the thing na against dem, na him you go dey hear dem dey cry foul. As our First Lady talk say the thing no happen, I guess say we no fit do anything to am since her husband na President. But as life be, if to say na true the thing happen and the woman lie about am, another young person go do the thing to am too. Na the thing wey my neigbour pikin dey call Nemesis be that. You reap what you sow, I no sabi why our people too dey lie especially our Public Officials. Una go think say since dem be leaders of our nation, dem go get some integrity but no be so for our Obodo. The worst crime wey you go find, na dem dey behind am. Una remember during Abacha regime wey be say people just dey disappear if dey talk something wey Abacha no like. This Hired Killers thing me I no sabi am? Who introduce the yeye thing to our culture self? No be our Leaders? The thing wey be say na him dey reign for Nigeria now. Anytime wey you do business with people, if you no want pay dem, you go send Hired killers to their house, and dem go just Yamutu your Partners for you, as as simple as that. Na wa my people, I hope say our leaders dem go clean the mess wey dey make before the thing destroy the country.

Na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, se una dey manage? I no know whether una don hear the thing wey our First Lady Guards do to Mrs Azikwe and her Driver. Sei Sei Sei, na only our obodo this kind thing fit happen. Which kind excuse wey Police get now? I no say dem no go fit talk say the man no know because we hear say one of the Police ask Mrs Azikwe how she go feel if to say na her Husband dem do am to? Upon say dem sabi am, our uneducated Police still push the woman. My people may ask una this, if dem fit do am to our First President Wife, una know say the wife of a commoner like me done die be that. Even self, make we talk about the thing without the kind person wey dem do am to. We all know say the woman no be young woman since dem talk say na Late President Zik na him be her husband. Una know say that mean say the woman na Old woman since I no remember say Zik marry woman wey still dey young. I guess say as the country dey get worst na him be say our people no dey get respect for their elders again. Whether the people na Police or not, the woman wey dem do am to na Old woman, una want tell me say these Police wey harrass am no get Elders for home? Since we know say for our cultures whether you be Hausa, Ibo, Yoruba, Itsekiri, Tiv, Fulani, Efik or Ijaw, all of us know say you must respect your elders if you want live long for this Life. Although my people as una know, no be say I like our Police, but he good say the thing happen. Before una start dey jump on me make una let me explain the thing. Since Mrs Azikwe represent people wey their family get power and when people wey dey guard dem molest poor people like us, plenty of dey no dey say anything. Which time una hear say Presidential guard or Police escort beat people or spoil person car for road wey the people wey dem dey follow talk or do something about am? As we all know ourselves, anytime wey injustice happen as long as the thing no affect us or our family we no dey talk against am. But now as the thing happen to wife of our First President, plenty of our paper dey carry am for news. How many people wey our Police Escort done destroy their life or property because dem dey follow one useless Politician or Leader wey we read am for paper? As the thing happen to one of dem, wetin our government want do about am? The problem wey I get about the thing be say I no care who you be, our Police should treat everybody the same. I know say that no go happen, but if the people wey dem dey escort fit dey talk about this harassment, may be the useless Police go dey think about am twice before dem go beat the person. I know say the Escort dey there to protect the our Officials, but una want tell me say dem no get mouth wey dem go fit tell the woman say make she stop make dem pass? Wetin dem want do if to say na Cows dey pass, una want tell me say dem go kill am? Even if dem shoot am, he no mean say the cow go comot for road. To me my people the answer for this thing be say, make our police no too dey do giragira, wetin tell dem say the person wey dem beat today no fit become our Leader tomorrow? I know say he no go happen to me but my people if better come my way I come become President for our Obodo, all the Rich people wey take their money cheat me or use their yeye power on me, na all of dem go surfer am. As for the Police man, even the man retire, I go tell dem say make dem go arrest am, and I go make sure say he surfer for Kirikiri. My people that one na joke, but na true I dey talk about say our Police must respect everybody right, no person get two heads for our Obodo.

Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my people, se una dey follow Politics wey dey go on for America. I know say plenty of us wey dey for Nigeria, we no too care about the thing since he no go put food for our table or find work for our Pikin wey dey look for work. I done hear another one my people, na my Source for Kano nak me this tory. He talk am say plenty Landlords for Kano done dey tell Women wey dey live for their house make dem comot as the day wey the Government for Kano go start Sharia done dey near. I hear say plenty of the Girls wey dey go Unversity for place no fit find place live. My people which kind nonsense be this wey person no fit live where she like because he no get husband. When the man first tell me I think say he dey joke. Na when I read am for paper na him I no say na true true the thing dey happen o. Osanobua, Olorun o, Chineke, Allah, I no sabi say this kind thing go dey happen for our Obodo. Una want tell me say na by force person go marry? Wetin happen to small pikin wey dey go University, una want tell me say if dey want continue with their education make dem first go marry if not, Kano Government go drive dem comot? My people I no know the thing wey our yeye National Assembly dey do wey this kind thing dey happen for our Obodo? If to say na money you put for ground now, you go see