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Pa Mugo, the Senator of the Masses

January.21.2003

Pa Alex Ekwueme na Cry Baby

My people he don shele o, the thing wey power by force go cause for our Obodo, I no sabi where he go end o. Se una don hear say our Papa and brother Ekwueme (former vice president) don take Uncle Sege and him party go court say dem do dabaru. The man talk say President Obasanjo no resign from their executive committee before he contest for their party election. He even talk say the man no follow guidelines wey dey their party constitution. Him talk say since the man no follow the thing, make court cancel the election wey dem do three weeks ago and come do another one. He even talk say as the man no resign as dem talk for party guidelines, make dem comot Obasanjo and come put him make he run for their party.

My people se una dey hear our former Vice President. Where him dey before their primary, no be dis our Obodo. You mean say him no fit talk dis thing before dis their yeye election three weeks ago? D man surprise me self, him be person wey I respect well well not because me and am come from dis same village but because na man wey get integrity and dey respect himself. But as he dey behave so, dis man don dey yeye himself. As una sabi, Uncle Sege no be my favourite but the thing be say I no dey like person wey no get backbone, and no sabi when he don lose. He want force himself on us abi na wetin, you mean the man no sabi when to call am quit? The man don lose make he move on, all dis afterthoughts ideas don pass me o. Sebi no be yesterday dem born the man, he sabi all those games wey dem dey play for politics. Dis one own na crocodile tears wey no go solve anything. The man come dey behave like small pikin wey no want gree say he don lose for fight. He for say the man talk all dis talk before election people for support am but as the thing don pass and his party don elect Uncle Sege, he go good make him just go sit down jeje. Why he no complain during election? You mean he want tell me say he go allow dem make dem do another election if to say na him win and Uncle Sege come lose, and Obasanjo supporters come talk say since Uncle Segen no resign, make dem do election again? I beg my brother all dis because of power to chop our money. Sebi him and Shagari play dis same game on our Elderstatemen Pa Zik and Awo 20 years ago. Na the thing wey Oyinbo dey call Nemesis be dis, God don play am as he play those men of great honours.

All dis him hilahilo na yanyampu and he dey too late. I hope say no be say the man dey take style want cause problem for President Obasanjo so our fellow Ibo candidates wey dey other party go fit win. Dat one na abomination and he no good for person of him caliber.

Sebi the man na doctor and him get sense well well, how come he no declare him candidacy long time ago wey he com come out three weeks before their party election. Nawa Uncle Alex, you no play am smart out, you want contest against current President and you no declare your intention wey wey before election, how you want tey win my brother? Dis thing na common sense and our brother Dr Alex no get case for dis one o. Person wey don declare two years ago no win, and you come expect you wey declare three weeks before election go come win against the President? He be like say our Uncle Alex think say na village election dem want do for here.

My advice to am be say make he just go sitdown jeje dey enjoy him grandpikin dem. People wey dey advice am just want make am yeye himself.

Na here I go stop my people, make una take am easy o.....................

January.13.2003

Southern Politicians Na Babanla Mumu

My people Happy New Year, I hope say una rest una body and soul well well o. I for don talk to una but I talk say make I allow una rest small, as say plenty of una travel una village go enjoy. Another thing be say una village no get light wey una for take dey read my tory for Internet.

Any way sa, I pray make dis year better pass last year own for all of us (Amen / Aminat Yarabi). My people make I ask una dis question especially una dem wey come from southern part of our great obod. How come plenty of una so call Politicians no too dey use dat their korokoro head self? Na everybody sabi say for Nigeria, na people wey come from anything below River Niger dey read book pass. Na there you go see wey a whole family go be professor for University. Anything wey involve book own na Southerners people go first look before dem go think about us wey be Northerners. But the question be say with all those advantages, my people for south no sabi use the thing to their advantage. All dis tribal politics and greed no make our so call leaders use their common sense at all.

I know say as una dey read dis thing plenty of una don dey cause my mama and people wey dey for my village. But my people make una hear me out first o, before una start dey call Pa ‘Mugo names. Sebi all of una dey read all dis politics wey dey happen for our Obodo Nigeria Papers. Last time wey I hear, dem talk say since my people for North don rule dis our Obodo for long, dem talk say dem go allow make person wey be Southerner rule for sometime before the thing go shift base again. But as he dey so, make una no surprise say na my kinsman from North go rule us again. The reason be say plenty of our southern Leaders dey too selfish for their own good, dem too dey play dis do or die stuff wey be say if dem no fit win dem no go allow their fellow southern win the thing. As for some, since dem don taste power, dem no want give chance to other people from their region. See Uncle Sege wey be say him don rule twice already o, I no sabi why he no fit gree retire for the thing so other southerners wey come from South East or South South go fit run for the thing. But as the man don taste the thing, na how he go repeat time na him be his goal. Dat I see say na greed and dis talk say he be God fearing person and no like material things na rubbish. Wetin to be in Power come be, no be material? I beg make una go sitdown.

And as for other southerners wey dey All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP), make dem go bury their heads for sand including dat useless Okadigbo wey no get any sense of decency for body. Because the man want rule at all cost na him make am dey sell him soul. The thing wey I no sabi be say why the man no fit say no to number two position as everybody don talk say make dem give southerner a chance. If to say him too refuse just like him fellow southerners, Buhari no go fit be number one. He no possible make Northerners be number one and two. Dat one no go work for our country, but as he be say our so call Southern Leaders na everybody for him own, dem don outplay dem selves again as usual. And na dat dey make my people for North dey win the thing with no problem. Se be Senator Okadigbo be Doctor for Politics, if to say I be the man I go tell the University wey I go school make dem give me my money back. Because the man no sabi opportunity if he see am. If to say he refuse the thing like his fellow Southerners, him party no get choice, dem for make one of dem as the presidential candidate by force. If to say he do dat one, an Ibo person go get clear path to Aso rock for the first time since our Late papa Zik. As he be say plenty Northerner Power brokers no too take to Obasanjo, the next best thing for be ANPP southern presidential candidate wey for be person from South East or South South. Instead na second fiddle na him he want play. Make he forget say he go ever become President, dis don show say the man with all him education, he don fail for pratical na only theory he sabi. The thing wey him no sabi be say, wetin make am dey sure say even if his party win and him come become VP, come Year 2007, dis Buhari too no go play the same game wey Uncle Sege too dey play now? Another thing be say, even him fellow South Easterns fit no gree am easy passage just like the Yorubas fit no gree make their kinsmen no dey for position of power for two elections.

So my people make una no blame my kinsmen for North o, dem just tell our Southern Politicians say dat book wey dem sabi no be anything when it come to Nigeria Politics o. Thanks to our southern Politicians like President Obasanjo, Senator Okadigbo and the rest of dem, the road don open again for my fellow Northerner.

My people na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o.

January.01.2003

Haba Yoruba Leaders, where una sense of fairness?

My people how dey go dey go? I pray say dis New Year bring us plenty money and booze. Another injustice don happen again for our Obodo wey I no sabi why. No be two weeks ago I hear say our Leaders for Osun Assembly say dem go comot Deputy Governor Omisore. I hear dem talk say the man action dey affect his position and political Party. Dat one na their palavar but the only thing wey me dey against the kind talk wey follow from some of our so call Yoruba Leaders dem. I no like the way some of our Yoruba leaders dey treat the man and Deputy Governor for Lagos State. Even if dem no gree with the two deputy governors he no mean say we go dey treat dem like lepers. Sebi dem be Yoruba people like us, how come because dem no gree with their Governors dem na him be say we must bury dem alive. Which kind government we dey run self for Nigeria?. As he be so, plenty of dis so call Leaders dem no get any respect for my face. Sebi dem talk am say as person grow na so him sense too go grow with am. But the kind thing wey dis our so call Yoruba leaders dem dey do I no sabi am atall. Dem too dey take side for matter (wey plenty time he no concern dem) wey I go think say as dem dey old so dem go apply dat their wisdom small tay settle the matter, instead na kerosene dem dey pour for the thing.

Immediately wey we hear say Osun State Assembly don impeach Deputy Governor Omisore na him we hear say some yeye Leaders dey talk say make Police arrest the man. Me I no sabi if the man dey among people wey kill our Leader Ige but the thing be say which person appoint dem as Jurists and executioners? Why dis so call Yoruba leaders no fit let police do dem work instead wey we go talk like say we dey there when the crime occur. The way things dey go for South West, make una no surprise if another “Wet e” (war) happen again o. Na the same thing dey happen for Lagos State between Governor Tinubu and his deputy. I hope say no be chop money wey Governor Tinubu dey give our so call Yoruba Leaders dey make dem no too dey use their sense of justice for dis matter? Sey dem want tell me say Asiwaju of Lagos na saint him be for the palavar? Sebi na Yoruba belief say person wey hear one side for quarrel before he decide na yeye leader/ Elder he be and must be condemn. Why dem no fit use dat wisdom settle the matters instead na how dem go tay destroy the house na him dem go dey plan. Where all the other fair-minded Yoruba leaders dey self? My people the kind path wey plenty of our so call Nigerian Leaders dey follow fit dabaru the whole country o. Dis problem no be Yoruba problem o, I see the same trend for all our Obodo corner corner o. Na the same thing dey happen for South East when Senators Anyim and Nzeribe dey fight, wey some yeye Leaders dey talk say make dem ban Nzeribe for Senate. The thing too dey happen for North o. Na pray I go pray for New Year say make God / Allah/ Ozonubua / Chineke / Olorun help us raise leaders wey go do right by us.

Na here I go stop my people make una dey do jeje o. Happy New Year……

Dec.30.2002

Wetin Commander-in-Chief mean self?

My people, we don plan before for our office say I no go release any comment till next year, but all dis things wey I dey hear for our Obodo no gree me keep quite. For example, dis talk from some states say dem no want our President make him come campaign for their states I no want hear am atall atall. My people as una sabi no be say I like Uncle Sege, but the thing be say since say for our Obodo now na him be our President, he go good make we show am dat respect. All dis yeye leaders and governors wey dey talk dis yanyanpu talk, how many of dem fit talk so for Military own. No be last month or so we hear say some of our Leaders for South East dey talk say make the man no come their states. Now I dey hear am again say some states for North no want the man come their states too. Which kind democracy we dey run wey be say na only people and parties wey we support we go allow come visit our states? Just as other people get right na so for our current Commander in chief- Obasanjo. If una no support the man na una problem be dat, no mean say commoner like us wey dey una states no want support the man. Even self if to say na only one person like am, the man still get right as a candidate, and he fit go any state wey he likes just like any other candidates. All dis una yeye talk fit divide Nigeria. Dis kind thing wey una want start fit dabaru Nigeria o.

Wetin una go do if Obasanjo people too come start the same thing say any person wey no be Yoruba dem no go allow am for South West? And the thing no stop there, dem come talk again say any goods wey dey go another part of Nigeria no dey pass their area wetin una go come do? Small time Midwest start their own, South East follow, North Central begin their own, North East, North West, before una sabi the thing don cover all Nigeria. I believe say for election own, we must give everybody equal access and chance. As for una wey no like Uncle Sege, dat one na una personal problem. Plenty of una na the money wey the man no let una chop na him dey make una dey attack am now. Last time wey him people for South West talk say dem no want the man una no hear, as the man no come give una everything as una dey enjoy before una come dey talk say the man must go. Una dey look for person wey go support una interest like say other parts of Nigeria na stepsons wey no get rights. All dis yeye interest palava stuff, I no sabi why our National Assembly no put am for Constitution wey every tribe and part of Nigeria interest go dey protected instead of all dis Tribal politics wey we dey practice. As my brother for America dem talk “ make una deal with it”. The man na commander in chief, no means say na for only poor people or him kinsmen, na for all Nigerians. If una no like am, April go soon come wey una go let una voice count and vote against people wey una no support. But my people before then, na the man be our President and we must respect am even if we no agree with him policies and progrmmes.

As for Yoruba leaders, na shame on una. He come be like say the man no get any support at all even from his own people. I know say una no support am during last election, but no mean say una must abandon am when we know say the others no they fair to am. Dis no be because na Yoruba man but because na our President.

Ever since I sabi una, una be one tribe wey dey fight for justice. And una always dey dey fair to people. The Yoruba people wey I sabi before no dey vote for person because he be one of dem na because he get good programmes for all Nigerians. If una no like a man programme even if the person na una pikin una no go support am. Why una come dey quite? when una know say all dis yeye people wey dey talk bad about Obasanjo na chop chop dem dem dey look for no be say dem no like the man because him programme no good for common men but na because dem no too find money chop as before na him dey make dey complain about his regime.

My peopole na hear I go stop o, I hope say all better stakeholders wey we get for our Obodo go think hard about dis things o. If people no want Obasanjo again na their right be dat, but the man must get access to all voters just like Ekwueme, Rimi, Nwachukwu, Buhari, Gemade and all other contestants. Make una dey do jeje o.

Nov.13.2002

Elections 2003: Make una Leave Am Alone

Wetin dey happen my fellow Obodians, se una dey manage small small? Make una no worry, small small he go better. Any way sa, we pray say as dis year dey end, make we dey among people wey go see year 2003 and beyond o, Ami Yarabi, Amina.

I know say plenty of una say Amen for my prayer but as things dey go so for our Obodo Nigeria, he go good if we add to dat prayer o because na dat year we go do election. And for our country na real palava. I hear say people wey get plenty money no be the wannabies o, I dey talk money wey Ghana must go bag no fit fit, don dey buy tickets for their family make dem run go obodo Oyinbo as dem sabi say wahala fit happen. My people I no blame dem o, if to say I get money, no be me and una go spend Christmas and New Year for dis our country o. I for don dey for Switzerland dey miliki but as I no fit buy spoke for my keke own, na him be say Pa Mugo go dey here kampe.

So my people na dis come bring me to all dis talk say make our President no run for re-election. Some people say make our Uncle Sege do the same thing wey our baba for Africa, Pa Mandela do for South Africa. But the thing wey I no sabi be say Nigeria no be South Africa and Uncle Sege no be Pa Mandela. If the man talk say he want run for another election make he run. Na him get himself, sebi if he no win, Ota dey there wey he go pack him load go. No be say I dey support our President o, but the thing be say as dem dey talk for America, "the man get right" and even self, sebi he dey for our Constitution say President fit run for re-election. All dis yeye talk say make he allow South East person for President na yanyampu. No be three years ago the man reach the thing, wetin happen to dis talk say make each region do am for two terms before the thing go another region. No be for almost 30 years our brothers for North rule us, the man no reach four years and we don dey talk say make he comot. If to say no be magomago our Leaders dem dey do why dem no allow our people vote am comot if dem no want am, abi wetin dem dey call Democracy? if our people for Nigeria no want am the man go hear am for election. I think all dis people wey dey complain dey afraid say if dem compete against am dem no go win. All dis talk na because dem no get better thing wey dem fit sell us as their pass don dey catch up with dem.
My own be say if the man dey bad as dem talk why dem no allow us make we take vote comot am for him Post. If people think say the man no deserve another term dem no go vote for am and if we think say na him better everybody na him be say the man go sleep for Aso Rock for another 4 years.

As for our so call Leaders for South East wey dey talk say make the man allow person from our region, I hope say dem sabi the adage for Yoruba land wey talk say "stick wey dem take drive first wife comot for house dey for roof top and na dis same stick dem go take do pattern for second wife back". Na beg I take beg my fellow Igbo make we remember say if the man come resign because of our us, make we no complain if other people come bring the same palava four years from now. Before we blink our eyes, four year go pass fiamm, wetin we go come tell dem if other people talk say make we comot? I dey pray say make dis our so call Leaders no let their own greed and ambitious spoil our turn when we fit rule for two terms. If dem follow all dis yanyampu talk say our turn na now, na him be say four years from 2003 the thing go return to my people for North.

Make I tell una true true, I no believe say our President deserve another term but the thing be say if he want run make we let am run, he no mean say we go vote for am. All dis yeye people wey dey for National Assembly I hope say people wey get better program go drive dem comot for next election because dem be BIG DISGRACE.

Na here I go stop, make una dey do jeje o.

Wetin make our President think say people for our Obodo na mumu? I no sabi the man o, person wey think say the man no dey use agbari na him be say dat person na real Kutelu. How una dey my people, I hope say una don dey ready for Christmas and as for my Muslim brothers and Sisters dem, Happy Ramadan. I for join una but the worms wey dey inside my belle no gree me o. If food no enter my belle as I dey so na him be say time don dey reach wey my forefathers dem go get visitor for yonder.

Make I continue with my tory ojare. No be last month our President Uncle Sege talk for Plateau State say him dey sorry for the wahala wey happen last year wey plenty innocent people die for our Zombie boys hand. Plenty people dey ask me say why the man no talk so last year when the thing happen. I no even think say the man visit the place as he dey busy dey fly around the world like bird wey no get diretion. But my people I hear say plenty Leaders for Plateau State no buy him yeye apology because dem see through him wayo mind. Sometime dis kind thing dey make me wonder which advisers dey advise our president self. He be like say the people and the person wey dem dey advice, na all of dem dey face west like Cows for Apapa wey no get direction. But I no fit too blame dem because our President sabi right from wrong, Uncle Sege sabi the thing wey he dey do. As for me o, I dey behind the thing wey those leaders talk for Jos. Make we look at the thing self, how come our President just dey visit the place, why he no visit dem last year? I know say plenty of una sabi the thing wey our Uncle Sege want pull. As the man don dey hear for Core North say dem no go vote for am, na him make am change him plan for my Middle Belt Kinsmen. The man think say if he tell my people for Middle Belt say he dey sorry for the thing, the people go talk say our president beg make we forgive am and he go fit use dat win their votes. But my people, I think our President don fail for dis one o. I pray say the people no let him yeye apology fool dem for eyes o because the thing wey happen last year no better leader wey dey think about him people go do dat kind thing. I trust my Tiv people dem don shine their face well well.

My fellow obodians, which people dey talk say our President no want become president na beg dem beg am make he take am self, with all the things wey dey happen he be like say our President go even sell him pikin for dis post o. If una look the kind deal wey the man dey make una go know say person wey go drive am comot go try real hard my people. No be two months ago I hear say the man ask General Banbagida wetin he want make he do for am, if he want his support. I hear say the man tell am make he comot some minister dem. As I no dey there, I no sabi if the people wey talk am dey nack tory or na true. If the man comot his friends na him be say his political career don finito be dat. As my brother for America dey talk say "IF YOU NO STAND FOR SOMETHING, YOU GO FALL FOR ANYTHING".

Na here I go stop my people, I pray say our country go be like America wey people wey lose Election go take am kampe no be like our people here wey be say Na hire killer and Juju dem go take settle the thing. Na wa for us o.........

M. Abacha Money Trail Saga: See as our Asewo Leaders dey Sell their Souls

How dey go dey go my people, I hope say una dey kampe? I know say plenty of una dey wonder say wetin happen to me, my people I thank una wey send me messages o, may dis our Almighty God, Allah, Chinenke and Olorun bless una proper.

But he no good if I no tell una the thing wey cause my missing in action (MIA). Se una sabi say soup wey sweet na money kill am, na our Oga send us home make we go rest small as him money run out. Na only God say the man get wife wey get small money, if not, our company for don packup. I hope no be dis kind talk go make our Oga comot me patapata as I don put him business for Internet. But make we talk true, how come people no dey think well well before dem start business, when no be by force. I dey think before say our Oga na won Agbari o until dis palavar sele, na him be say part of our Oga brain dey for him yansh while the other dey sleep for Jankara market. Because I no sabi why he no put him thinking cap for dat him Hurbert Macauley head before he start dis yeye thing wey he call business. Anyway sa, no be him be my palavar today.

My people which kind Obodo be our own wey be say na Barawos dey call the short? If dem say make Uncle Sege jump de man go say how high. Nawa o, how person go thief our country dry and people go dey flock him house like say Ole na better name. Sebi una see how Mohammed Abacha treat our government like say our country na him papa kingdom. Dem talk say the man and his Barawos Family make agreement with our yeye government say if dem free am for jail, him go give us back our money wey him and his scum for dis earth friend (Kashoki) thief for our Treasury. Una believe say soon the man comot for jail, him talk say he no make deal with our government. Before I pound on am, make I talk about our yeye President, if una dey talk about person wey don sell him soul, na our President be number one. The man too dey talk double talk, how you go talk one minute say you dey against corruption and come turn around and release person wey commit greatest crime person fit commit because you want win re-election by force. Una mean say if our President no win re-election him life go stop? The man release the bastard because he want our Power that be Northern leaders votes. As if to say the rest of my people for north na zombie wey no get mind of their own. Since dat day, I don loose respect for am, the man no get principle at all.

Na him bring me back to those yeye Politicians wey flock Abacha house because dem want collect some ill-gotten money and get his support at the same time. The one wey pain me pass na dis yeye Governor Kalu. I no sabi why my people for East no stone the man when he come back from his shameful trip. How one family go thief money wey our Government for take improve our lives, and some people we no get back bone go dey sing their praises like say dem be God. No be dis year UN report talk say our country dey among countries wey poor pass church rat. And no be say we no get resources, the problem be say the only people wey our country dey punish if dem thief money na highway robbers and poor people like us. If you dey big and you thief money, na deal our country go make with you and you no go smell prison if you sabi your game well. Na dis bring me to the yeye Sharia law wey our Governors for North talk say he go help clean our society. How many of dis yeye Governors and Leaders talk say make Abacha dem face Sharia law, but dem fit use am punish poor hungry person wey thief Goat for Zamfara. Na there you see am my people! dis country no get leaders na wolfs dem na him plenty for our National Assembly and State Houses. I pray say make spirit of our innocent pikin dem wey die because dem mama no fit find money buy food haunt dem and their household till dem yamutu (Amin Yarabi) because our so call leaders na murderers and dem be excuse for human being wey no fit live among us..

Na here I go stop for now, I dey beg una my fellow Obodian make una shine una face well well o if una no want be victim of our wayo/pen robber Leaders wey dey for our mist.

June.19.2002

How life now my people, I hope say una dey manage? I sorry say he don tay wey una hear from me, na because we no too find tory cause dis long silent be dat.

The thing wey I want talk to day plenty of una don hear for radio and television. As for una wey no hear the thing, dem talk say our National Assembly dem want comot our President because as dem talk since I no dey there. Dem talk say since dem don dey pass Bill wey our President send dem, dem talk say the man no too dey implement the thing wey dey inside. Na him be say the man no dey carry out projects wey dey for the Bill when the thing comot National Assembly. Na because of dis dem say make dem comot Uncle Sege as the man no sabi him work.

My people I know say I no too sabi our Constitution for our Obodo, na all of una sabi say na Standard six I stop for school. But for dis matter own, I go talk say our House of Representatives na dondy United plenty of dem be. Even self people wey no sabi book like me know say our National Assembly no fit impeach person because he no fit carry out all the projects wey dey inside bill wey dem pass. Sebi I hear say our National Assembly job be say make dem pass bill wey our Executive send dem, wetin concern dem if the man no implement everything wey dem for the Bills? Sebi all of dem sabi say soup wey sweet na money kill am, se na all of us dey here wey dem talk say our Country no too make money for Oil own dis year. Where dem want make the man find the money since we hear say our National Assembly dem add money to the Bill wey our President send dem. Make those yeye barawos no tell me say na because the man tell the whole country for the magomago wey our House of Representatives want try as dem want take style thief money from our Treasury. Se yeye allowance wey dem dey allocate dem no do? See the yeye people wey want impeach person, who we for impeach for the place if no be dem? How President go talk say na only 1 Naira he go need for the projects wey dey inside the bill wey him send dem and our National Assembly dem go come turn around say na 3 Naira.

My fellow Obodians make una tell me, who be barawos for dis matter if no be our yeye National Assembly? The thing wey pain me pass be say with all those yeye lawyers wey dey wakaabout for our courts dem dey look for work, una want tell me say dem no fit carry our National Assembly go court for dis kind Ojukoroju fraud wey dem want carry against our beloved Nigeria? As lawyers plenty so for our Obodo, na real shame say our so call Leaders go dey carry fraud day and night as for say dis na lawless country wey our politicians dem go fit do as dem want.

Dis yeye man wey dem call our Attorney General where he study law self? If the man no fit take dis kind thing go court which one he go fit carry self? Se na our Uncle Sege appoint people wey be say no fit sabi their left hand from their right? No wonder people for Obodo Oyinbo dey call our country LAWLESS.

Na here I go stop make una dey do jeje o, one day sa the country go better.

How una dey my fellow Obodians, I hope una don dey prepare una backyard for Malu and Rice wey plenty of our Politicians go start dey bring una as dem want make una vote for dem? As I see am, if person bring me Bag of Rice and plenty Ogogoro wey I go take wash am down, I go take the thing and wack am, he no mean say when I go Polling Station na him I go vote for am. My advice to my fellow obodians be say make una take their thing and chop am, se dem don see mumu wey be say na only food he sabi. We go show dem say the time wey dem dey take food buy our vote don pass, dis time we go chop their money and no go vote for dem. Na my own contribution be dat o, I hope una go think first before una start dey vote for dis Barawos dem wey be say na only when Election dey na him dem go sabi say we be person. Anyway, make I start my tory before Oga NEPA use him power.

My people wetin una think about our Leaders dem for North wey be say since we give power to our Yoruba man, na soso complain we dey hear from plenty of dem. Since 1999 wey Uncle Sege don retire plenty of my people wey dey for Army and Ministry, na him our Leaders dem don dey cry "MARGINALIZATION" as oyinbo people dey call am. As the thing popular so, even person like me wey na Standard Six I stop for school, don dey use am for talk too. The thing wey I no sabi for the thing be say which people wey our President go retire when plenty people wey be Permanent Secretary when Uncle Sege first start for 1999 na my people- na us Northerners full am. Se na Southerners wey occupy 20% for Permanent Secretary Post na him dem want make the man retire? Why we no hear dis crocodile tears when Babangida and Abacha dey for power. Abi because na our people full the place when those Looters dey for post, dis injustice cry no dey for our minds? If we talk say dis country belong to us while we no oppose those Military Leaders when dem put plenty of our people for the thing? I don tire for dis "na we put the man for Power" cry self, se dem mean say because the man na we vote for am make he come ignore other Nigerians wey dey because dem no vote for am? Abi we don become the CHOOSEN ones as dem talk for Bible. Even self with all dis complain, why be say when our people dey for power, South still get plenty Industry pass us? Plenty of our people na Beggars dem be all over Nigeria, se dis our "so call Leaders" no dey alive when all dis things dey happen? When our Past Leaders dey give dem billion Naira Contracts, why na only their family and friends dey enjoy the thing? Wetin dem take am do for all my fellow Obodians wey dem now dey call their people? As Southerners talk, the only answer wey I guess for dis "Parasites" be say since dem no fit win contract and all the money wey dem use dey chop for our National Reserve no dey again na dat time dem remember say we be Northerners like dem. Se dem want tell us say no be dis our Obodo we dey when their pikins go dey travel plenty Obodo Country like say Planes na their own Danfo?

So as their season don end, dem come remember the poor people wey before, their pikin go take BMW pour gutter water for him clothes because he dey beg for road wey dem think say na their papa private backyard. Na all of us be Northerners now, I guess say dem still believe say we be mumu wey no get sense for head.

The thing wey I go talk be say all dis their complain na only small pikin go dey cry like dat, dis pot belle Rogues na Cry babies. I no sabi why dem no want accept say their time don pass. Dis Northerners talk no go work again since we poor people don sabi their wayo. How many of dem go allow their daughters dem marry those beggers pikin wey dey for road even if the bobo go University? As we don sabi say Class dey for Nigeria, we go tell dem say we too get one small power wey dem no go fit take from us unless we no learn from the thing wey dem do us in the past. I go advice dem say make dem go cry for person wey go accept their yeye complain, no be here. Because na only person wey go do right by all of us whether you be IGBO, YORUBA, HAUSA, TIV, EFIK, FULANI, IJAW, IBIBIO, IGBIRA, ITSEKIRI, URHOBO, ISOKO, IKALE, ETC, he no matter. We be all Nigerians, dis obodo na our own.

Na here I go stop make una take am easy o.

My people I hope say una gbaladun dis weekend wey just pass? But as for me, I no kuku enjoy am because of yeye thing wey dey happen for our country. Dis week I get plenty tory for una. The first one na about our yeye President wey small time he go do things wey una go think say na God send am to us and sometimes the man go behave like him fellow Leaders wey be say na only their own dem sabi. The next tory again dis week na behaviours of some of our so call Northern Leaders wey too dey act like say CRY BABY if things no go their way. And the last one na dis ethnic politics wey plenty of our Leaders dey practice. If dem no take time the way wey everything dey go make una no surprise if the country wey wey dey NIGERIA no dey for Map again.

Anyway sa make I begin my tory about our Uncle Sege. Plenty time wey una see the man, una go think say Messiah for our Obodo don come when he dey talk about him plan for our country. If una compare am to plenty President wey don pass dis our Obodo the man dey try small. At least the man sabi the talk and dey do the work small small. But lately I no sabi if the man na dat the same man wey for 1999 talk say him go make our country become obodo wey we go fit call our own and go dey proud of. He talk say all the yeye injustice and corruption wey dey for our Obodo don become history as he no go tolerate the thing for him regime. True true the man dey try him best. But as my own be, since na we dey pay am salary, I no think say the man dey give the thing all him power. But dat one na another tory for another day.

My problem with am na his announcement for last week own. And he don tay wey the man dey show dat kind traits especially if the thing go benefit am. The thing wey I no sabi be say na the same man dey talk two months ago say make House of Representative dem tell am and the Nigerian public how much dem dey get for for salary. Today me I go ask our President dis question, how much of him money dey for dat yeye celebrations wey dem do for Abuja and how much come come from our National Treasury dem? The man dey talk about corruption but wetin we go come call the one wey him and his Arije (Waki and die) friends do for our National Capital? For una wey no too sabi the thing, Rice and Drnks very Plenty, I hear say dem even close plenty public road for the thing. And small time dis pot belle President go come dey talk say some of our leaders no dey live by example. I guess say we don see the kind example him go show us for our Obodo, na soso mouth and no action.If our President be person wey too get sense and dey think well well, no be with dat kind fanfair he go announce him re-election for Obodo wey almost 80% percent of our people dem dey live below poverty line as UN talk. Small time him go talk about corruption, wetin Ben Bruce and the rest of dem wey head NTA dey do for him committee wey dem be federal workers? Dat kind exposure wey dem give am who go come pay for the thing. Se those parasites and Asewos go devote the same energy and exposure to other politicians wey go contest for President, abi NTA na Uncle Sege personal Television?

Those roads wey dem block during his Declarations, se him and his Personal Nigerian Police Team dem go do the same for other Parties. I hope say if dem block the roads wey him dey pass during him opponent Declarations, he no go tell our new IG make him go dabaru the thing? My people na so he be for our Obodo o, small power wey people get like dis dem go take oppress others especially their opponents. If na true true our President mean the thing wey him talk for 1999 say no person dey above the law and and the same rules and justice for everybody for our Obodo, he go good make he ask him re-election committee make dem put the money wey dem take style comot from our National Treasury andorganize him Celebrations back to our National Account since na for him own personal re-election the thing dey for no be official business. Before I stop here, I want ask the man self, why he no fit do the announcement for Ota, Ogun State self? No be there he come from?

I notice say our President too dey afraid of our Northern Leaders dem. Him too dey dance to their tune. I guess dis him talk say he no want power by force na HOGWASH as my brother for America dey talk.

I go dey talk to una my fellow Obodians, make una dey do jeje o.

How dey go dey my fellow citizens, I hope say una dey kampe? Se una don hear say Auditors for our Accountant General Office dem talk say plenty money our Ministry dem for put for Goverment Treasury dem don dissapear and dem no fit find the thing wey our Civil Servants and Minsters do with dem. Books no fit balance against goods wey dem say dem take money buy. If una hear the amount, una no go fit close una mouth.

Na so I sit down jeje for my Abode dey gbaladun with Palmwine wey my neigbhour Papa Ezekiel bring me from his farm. As I sit down jeje dey enjoy the thing with am na him Mallam Shehu wey dey sell Suya around the corner ask me if I don sit today paper? I come ask am wetin happen to am since I no say the bobo no fit read or count except Kudi. Na him he come tell me say the Student wey dey live near him house talk say dem read am for paper say Federal Auditors talk say plenty money wey our government talk say dey for Banks/Safes, Abrakadabra don happen to dem; accounts come no gree for plenty Ministry dem. The Mallam talk say as dem talk say we no go fit count zeros wey dem talk say dey behind the numbers wey dem no fit find as the money plenty so. My people se una dey hear, how money go just waka comot no gree me o. Which kind country we dey self wey na Barawos we dey get for Top?

The thing wey I no sabi for the thing be say, with all the talk wey our Uncle Sege dey talk say him no go tolerate make person dey thief money or dey corrupt, una go think say the people go slow the thing down small but as the auditors say so na him be say our President just dey talk to empty Seats for church. Our obodo come be like the thing wey dem dey talk for my village, Pastor dey kampe while  congregation for him church dey suffer. Dis no be first time I go complain about our Leaders dem especially our so call Ministers, until our President stop dey put friends wey help am reach the position, dat corruption thing go just be talk. Na the same problem we get for all the other places including our States and Local Council dem, if una look all the people wey dem put for commisioner and important post own na their buddies full am. No be say dem no sabi work but plenty of our leaders put dem so dem go fit theif money for dem. He for good if our President fit start dey put people wey thief money for jail or make dem face firing squard. Na only dis kind thing fit put fear or our people mind if not dat book wey our Auditors dem dey look no go ever balance. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

He don sele o my people and I no fit contain myself my fellow Obodians. How una dey, se una dey kampe? Me I no fit talk dis same o as our new IG don spoil the thing for rest of us.

Four weeks ago when I hear say our Uncle Sege don comot former IG for police, I dey among people wey think say the thing fit better for our Obodo, since since the time wey dem born me I never hear say Police dey strike before until dis year own. When I hear Police go put their guns down and head to our streets, I say he be like the country Nigeria as we sabi am don dey end be dat o. Make una no get me wrong, no be say dem dey do better work self but the little sakara wey some of dem dey give Robbers and Area boys dem dey save some of us life. How people wey dey in charge of security for our Obodo go talk say dem dey strike na him be say Armed Robber dem wey be caretakers for our road go come become landlords for the place be dat. So make I no take stick wey no straight kill frog, as dem comot the man I talk say the thing fit good for Police dem as their morale don reach ground so.

But my people as I dey so today, I no think say the man time go dey good for all of us o. Especially some of us wey be Igbos. Dis time around my fellow Obodians especiall Yorubas, Hausa/Fulani, Ibibio, Ijaws, Efiks and the rest of una, our new Inspector General don draw line for ground o. And if dem no want make dis country pafuka, I hope say una go tell the man make he reverse course.

My felow Obodians, how many of una hear news say our new Police Boss (IG) announcement say him dey promote some Olopas dem to AIG position? Se una know say na only my people for South East no get person for the thing. We dey talk my people wey be third largest tribe for dis our Obodo o. Haba, If to say na calabar people or Ijaw dem no get person for the thing I for understand small. No be say I go support dat so since na all of us deserve our people for the thing. But dis one o pass me well well make I no deceive una. And I no want hear una wey come from other tribes say I dey complain too much because if to say na una tribe no dey, na soso "A O NI GBA: and "KASIKO" we go dey hear left and right. With de thing thing wey our Inspector General do so, I no think say I go forgive am unless the man change the thing. Which excuse our Uncle Sege get now, how our country go promote 16 people to AIG positions and my people wey be third for population own no go even get one person for the thing? Na wa o, I guess my people wey talk make we get our kind and make am run against Uncle Sege sabi the thing wey dem see before all dis things. If una look the list na so so Northerners and Yoruba people full am. Se una see say no person for other tribes complain about the yeye thing since their people full am. All dis my own and our own wey we no fit stop go kill our country if we no dey careful.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, I no care which tribe he be, any injustice wey I see, me I go talk o, I no fit turn blind eyes for dat kind thing. Se na Nigeria we still dey? Where all dis Right Activists dey self? I wonder why all dis our Non Igbos Right Activists no fit see anything wrong with dis Police promotions dem? Make una no tell me say the people dey quite because plenty of their people plenty for the thing. Even self some our Igbo Leaders too na disgrace, se dem want tell me say dem no see anything bad for dis promotion thing? Person wey talk say plenty of dem na dogs wey just dey sleep around no dey kolo.

My fellow Obodians na so I see am o, dis our country wey we call Nigeria no belong to all of us o, dis kind thing don shake my loyalty for the place o. I pray and hope say our new IG go correct the injustice wey dem pass on my tribe o kiakia before the thing cause wahala. Na here I go stop my people, before una do anything, he go good if una think well well before una do am o.

Life no dey easy o my people, how una dey? I hope say una no vex say he don tay wey una hear from me. Na our Almighty God/Allah I take beg una, make una no vex o. Any way sa, make I begin the thing wey I talk say I go tell una last week. He don tay wey I talk say I go talk dis things wey better country dey give citizens dem and for our Obodo, na only our government officials dey enjoy am especially those yeye barawos wey call demselves our Leaders. Two weeks ago I sit down for office na him dem tell me say I get message wey reader write. Na the thing wey the bobo talk na him make me come remember dis topic again.

I know say plenty time I don talk for NEPA palavar wey no dey improve for our Obodo own but today na WATER. I hear say he dey for UN Constitutions say go provide fresh pipe borne water for him people. But for Nigeria, na person wey dey for dat post before dem dem go dey blame. But dem don forget say no be yesterday dem born plenty of us If you count all the people wey get better post for our Goverment now, I go talk say na only few dey new. Our current leaders dem, plenty of dem if dem no be Senator before dem go be Minister, and the ones wey be Governor now na former Senators dem be before dis our Uncle Sege regime. Our brother Tinubu for Lagos dey among dem.

So my people the thing wey I want talk before I start dey run my motor mouth na dis Water palavar.

As nature be, you born pikin, small time the pikin go start dey grow. Before you sabi, the pikin don become Man or as for woman own, Omoge. Small time the pikin go marry and born him own pikin as God plan am. Just ad he dey for person own na him the thing dey for Animal own. The say thing too dey sele for Plant own. And dis thing too dey happen for everything wey dey for dis our Universe. Motor wey una see for road too dey go old and I know say dat one no go surprise una since plenty motor wey dey ply our Nigeria road na agbalagba kujekuje for motor age. But the only country wey dis kind thing no dey happen na our beloved Nigeria. Since dem born me all dis things wey country promise say dem go give their citizens dem, no dey exist for our Obodo Nigeria. The world PROGRESS AND GROWTH na foreign Language for Our Leaders agenda. Why we dey get Ministry for our Obodo I no sabi am my people. Make una look, why be say for our Obodo, water wey dey important for person live no too dey for our country. If una go some areas especiall for Lgaos, the last time wey dem get water, like light don reach two years. Even papa, I no think say una go see new house for our Obodo wey no get Well or borehole for him compound. Dis na must for our country as oyinbo people dey call am plan, if you no get am na him be say na Water seller go chop your money finish. And if dat one no happen, na him be say na bucket go put hole for your pikin head as dem go fetch water tire. The thing wey pain me pass for the thing be say plenty of our Leaders no dey concern for the thing. Since Head of states dey dey come dey go, I no fit mention one wey talk say him go solve water problem for our Nigeria. Dat na last thing for their mind. And no be say we no get water corporation but the small allocation wey our Goverment dey give dem na him the official for the place dey take build mansions for their village. As we get water problem na so everthing for our live don dabaru like Shomolu Taylor. Una sabi Oga NEPA and his brother NITEL. The problem wey dem get when I be small pikin still dey around dey destroy our Country. Say country go improve small small no dey for our own Vocabulary. Everything for Nigeria na opposite, our country just dey die slow death, and our so call custodians na Parasites wey just dey eat our country alive small small. Sebi una hear Governor for Kogi State wey go buy mansion for America. The question wey dem for ask am be say since he comot University and start dey work, where he get dat kind salary wey he go fit afford dat kind house? But who go come ask am since plenty people wey dey for dat position get their own mansions for Carribean beach.

So before I stop my people we for ask our Leaders dem make dem tell us which basic thing wey dem say dey important for out life dem go tackle? If person tell me when I dey small say when I grow up I go still dey go my neigbhour house go fetch water, I go tell the person say no be for dis life. But una see, sebi if your neigbhour get well na him go see water fetch, plenty people wey dey village still dey go river go fetch water wey dem go drink. And Una dey wonder why plenty of our people dey die young. Se una want talk say una no sabi say na the same river dem dey shit, so my people how oyinbo life no go long pass us? Na here I go stop my people make una do am well if na una turn.

My fellow Obodians how una dey now? Se everything dey go kule? Me I still tanda dey look Cloud o.

I don hear anoder one o my people, our President don talk another one for Abuja o. No be yesterday I sit down jeje dey enjoy Ice Water wey my neighbour give me. As we dey gbaladun na him de man come turn him Televisition on. Small time now, na him dem come dey talk for Television for meeting wey our yeye African Leaders do for Abuja. Before dem go finish de tory na him dem come talk say our Uncle Sege talk say make Oyinbo people (Westerners) no come put their Standard for our head by force say we get our own standard for Africa. I hear him talk am say everytime wey one African Leader no gree dem, Oyinbo Leaders go come dey sakara say dem no give him country money. My people se una dey hear our President? No be say I no gree with am small for dat talk but one problem wey I get for de thing be dis Standard wey de man say we get for Africa.

I go come throw de say question to una. Which standard our Uncle Sege dey talk o my people? If una sabi am make una tell me o as I no sabi de kind standard Uncle Aremu dey talk Se de man dey talk de kind standard wey our Leaders dem for Africa want turn their country to their papa properties? Sebi una see dat Old goat wey call himself Mugabe for Zimbabwe. Una sabi say de man when Ian Smith still dey for dat country dey among de people wey talk say Africans go do better job if dem rule demselves. I remember dat time say una go think say Africa don get better ruler wey go be sample to de rest of dem. Twenty years don pass de yeye man no want comot for power. de country wey be say before him become ruler, people dey enjoy small. If you go there now, plenty industry don pafuka. De people don sell their belongings when hungry want kill dem. De small resources wey de country get, de man don make am him own. I laugh de oder day when de man say Oyinbo wey dey against am na racist. De question I want ask am be say wetin we go come call de kind thing wey he dey do him opponents. Plenty of dem don run comot de country just like other country for Africa. As we know, Oyinbo people wey him dey attack no be dem dey kill plenty opponent wey de man don send to their graves just like de rest of our African Leaders wey no want comot for power. As I talk before and I go talk am again, de thing wey our African Leaders dey do our Continent wowo pass de kind humilations wey our people surfer under Oyinbo. When oyinbo dey do am at least we know say dem no be like us, which kind excuse our yeye Leaders want tell us. If you go all de countries oyinbo people rule for Asia and South America, their Leaders don improve their country, wetin we gain from our African Brothers wey call demselves Leaders? Since Oyinbo comot for Africa, which country una fit talk say their lives don better? Se na dis kind standard Uncle Sege dey talk?

And if de man dey talk about our Army, I no see one Obodo for Africa wey him Soldier no dabaru de country. From Congo to Liberia, Ethiopia to Kenya, se na Nigeria our Obodo una want talk ni abi which country. De kind surfer surfer wey we dey face for Nigeria now, which people cause am? No be our Army dem? De only enemy wey dem fit fight na innocent People wey dey our Continent. If you say make dem fight real men na Lehilehi dem go run. And de one wey think say dem sabi rule no be ruin dem bring to our head? I know say I no pass Oyinbo Country before but I sabi say we get plenty natural resources for Africa pass oder Continents put toghethr, but wetin de thing bring us no be famine and war? And de people wey dey behind am sebi na our own kind? I know una read and hear about Serria Leone and Angola, with all those diamonds, gold and oil wey dem get, plenty of their citizens don turn to destitute as my brother for America dey say. Small pikin wey for dey enjoy him youth kule, dem don turn dem to killers and Gbana Boys. Se na dis kind standard our Uncle Aremu dey talk?

He fit be our Uncle Sege dey talk About our NEPA wey don dey get problem before dem born me. Abi na road wey be say we go put all dis money for am and two years later de thing don turn to pools wey frog dey live. De man fit dey talk about our School wey him graduates no fit stand where pikin from other Continents dey for book. If you go our University dem, you no fit find book read for de place and if you get lucky find one, de thing na 50 years old. De pikin dem don turn to Asewos and Assasins. And de ones wey dey call demselves Professors don turn to Market Women wey dey Jankara. If you no pay dem money you no dey pass comot. De Asewo wey we get for our Obodo pass all de doctors wey dem get for Obodo India. I guess na de kind standard wey our President Obasanjo dey talk when he dey among his big belle Colleagues for Abuja dey talk say Africa get standard.

Make we no deceive ourselves for Africa, plenty people wey call demselves our Leaders na Ogbologbo Onyeochi and Killers. And de thing wey dey shame me pass for de thing be say dem no dey shame atall atall. You go see dem dey travel go Obodo Oyinbo conference like say dem be better person. You mean dem no sabi say de Oyinbo people dey laugh dem? And small time when dis Oyinbo tell dem say make dem spend money on deir people back home, dem go dey vex with Oyinbo say wetin de man mean. As if to say oyinbo no sabi sabi where dem dey hide de money. De reason why Oyinbo no dey respect our Leaders be say plenty of dem dey act like say deir brain na yansh he dey. De only leader wey Oyinbo people respect for Africa na Mandela because de man sabi de thing wey dem dey call Integrity. Which I know say plenty African Leaders no fit see even if de thing slap dem for face.

So my people na him be dis o, Next time una see our President, make una ask am about de Kind AFRICAN STANDARD wey him dey talk as plenty of us no gree see am. Na here I go stop make una dey do jeje o.

Life no easy my people, country dey hard. How una dey before I start my fellow Obodians, I hope say una dey survive? The thing wey I want talk today I know say plenty of my people for South East no go dey happy about am but as I talk before, anything wey concern our people me I go open my mouth even if people no like am.

For dis oil wey we get for Niger Delta which people get am self? He don tay wey I dey hear my people for South East dey talk say other tribes for Nigeria dey use their Resources dey take build their communities why the people wey get the oil dey surfer. No person wey dey for our Obodo wey no go agree say people for Niger Area dey surfer for the thing true true but the only problem wey I get for the talk na dis "our Oil" wey our Leaders for South East dey talk. I no talk say my people for South East no get oil for their area. But before last week I don hear am plenty times wey my fellow Igbo especially the ones wey call themselves our Leader dem go talk the thing. Na last week I come hear the thing again for meeting wey we do for Lagos. When I hear the thing I come ask my self say why be say plenty times when our Igbo Leaders dem want talk say other Nigerians dey use their Oil, na dat time dem go make my people wey come from South South as one of dem. And the thing be say no person for dis our Obodo wey no sabi say Calabar and Rivers no be Ibos. The thing come be like say the thing wey our people for South East dey fight against na dat the same thing we want do to our people for South South. Outsiders wey look the thing go think say we be wayo people.

Plenty people wey dey for Niger Delta area na Ijaw, Efik, Isoko, Urhobo, Bini, Ibibio, Ilaje, Itsekiri. Then we come get some Anioma and other group wey come from Asaba area. Na the only area wey we go fit talk say plenty Igbo people dey be dat. But our Leaders for South East when dem want use wayos go dey talk like say people wey come from the whole Eastern Region na our people. He don tay wey I don dey hear my people for calabar and Ijaw talk him language, I no see one wey call him God Chineke for the talk. As Yoruba people dey talk, Mama Mama Mama, Mama sabi how many pikin she get. I no talk say we no get Oil for South East area but the thing be say he no good make wey dey do the kind thing wey we talk say other Tribes dey do to us wey we no like. Me I no like person wey dey take style dey use other people. Akwa Ibom, Cross Rivers, Rivers, Delta, Edo and Ondo no dey speak Igbo except Delta area. I go even talk say if we look history, Yoruba people fit claim Edo State since Bini and dem get history together. No person wey no sabi say for Bini their King Akenzua na Oba dem dey call am. And I sabi say for Ijaw area their King na Obi dem dey call am as we get for some part of Ibo.   But the thing wey I dey talk be say make our Leaders for South East dey talk like say the people wey come from the area na only Ibo na him I no support.

For oil own the only people wey no fit talk say their people dey there na my people wey be Hausa/Fulani. But as all of us be Nigeria, the thing belong to all of us. I remember for 70s wey we dey take Groundnut dey make Pyramid for North, no be all of us chop the money? So the thing be say the only people wey fit talk say dat oil area na their own na South South people, so my fellow Igbos if we dey talk say other Tribes dey use our resources I beg make wey no dey mention South South own because we no too get people wey be our kinsmen for the area. Na Chineke I take beg   una, he go good make we stop dey talk like say Obot and Ekaete na Ibos. Na here I go stop my people, make una dey do jeje o.

How una dey my fellow Obodian, I hope say una dey kampe. Today if person dey ride horse for my belle I no go feel the pain o my people. Fight wey Uncle Sege and Speaker Na'bba dey fight come be like say na for my backyard the thing dey happen.

My people na Democracy benefit na him we dey enjoy be dat o for una wey no sabi . Since we don dey get regime for Nigeria, which time una see wey two powers dat be dey nack heads wey blood no dey or one person no dey for Kirikiri gulag? Una remember say when dis kind thing happen for Abacha era, na Prison our brother Major General Diya found himself. And plenty people wey try am when Abacha and his Mafia Monsters dey for power no be Assassin end their life for dem? And as for Yaradua own (may his soul rest in peace), no be AIDS Vaccine I hear say dem take inject his body? But dis one own, as Hired Assassin matter never enter am, me I go take time enjoy the thing to the fullest. Person wey no support dis kind fight for our Obodo no be our friends at all. He go good make the person pack commot because dis fight na the kind thing wey go make our Country proper for Superpower rank be dat. Sebi una remember say when Clinton for America dey for power no be everyday the man and Republican dey fight? I know say our own dey crooked small since Uncle Sege and Speaker Na'bba na same Party dem dey. Na dis make our own sweet pass be dat, and I dey enjoy am so tey, I no dey dey hungry for house again.

For una wey no sabi why the thing dey make me happy, I go explain am to una small. Na all of us sabi say plenty of our so call Leaders and Politicians na Ogbologbo for Barawo own. If una dey talk about people wey go thief your money and still stand kampe for your front na our Leaders be dat. Any money wey come their way friam, dem go sweep am shuam. Suddenly the thing don disppear puam just like dat. For mone matter, dem no dey shame. Money wey you no want make dissapear you no dey put am for their face, because if you blink, the thing don find himself for their Foreign Account without trace. So my people as dis fight dey so, na him be say plenty of dem go think before dem chop our money since none of dem want make him enemy embarrass am for Public. For our Obodo now, no Politician dey safe as plots upon plots be music of the day, the ones wey no dey for power yet dey plan how dem go take comot person wey dey for Governor House. Una remember say since dis their fight, na soso talk say dem go audit demselves na him we dey hear. Last month when our President tell Finance Minister say make dem no pay our National Assembly, the Reps too talk say dem go setup committee wey go probe Uncle Sege and his Cabinets. When our President hear dat, him too ask the Accountant General say make he probe National Assembly account. Na him be say any of dis people wey don thief or hide some money, must now take style bring am back before the thing wey him cook wey house burn splash splash all over Newspapers front page across our Obodo. Na this kind thing wey fit make our Leaders dem slow down small and begin dey do better thing for position wey we put dem. If dis thing continue like dis, I go fit talk now say Progress Light go start dey creep small small dey enter our Country. And our prayer be say dis kind thing go make our Leaders shed their wayo clothes and start dey do things wey go move our country forward. And for us wey dey chop gari everyday, na him be say Rice and Okueko (Lagos Fish) go soon dey enter our Almighty Belle be dat. So my fellow Obodians, na here I go stop make una dey do jeje o.

Oga Olopa/Soja Where You Dey Work?

How life my people, I hope una dey kampe? Tory wey I get today I wan make una think about am well well. Dis thing fit change una life and our Obodo. The first thing be say plenty of those OC and Soja dem wey our government sack because dem dey do magomago or thief for work where dem dey and which kind work dem dey do as we dey talk now? We know say as our country dey so he no dey easy. Plenty people no fit find work do, na him make me ask say those Soja and Police wey dem sack who dey monitor dem and how we tay know say dem no go the thing wey dem take comot dem for office again? I know say plenty of una go dey wonder why I dey ask dis question. The reason be say plenty time we go hear or read am say our Goverment sack some Olopa because dem catch am dey take bribe or dem see dem dey carry another person thing go home. And sometimes na Oga Soja we go hear say dem find am dey drink for work or say he carry him gun go home when he no get permission. How we tay know say dem no be Jaguda wey dey rob us for night everyday for our Obodo?

I remember last Christmas wey dem talk am for paper say Government comot some Olopa and their Oga for office because weapons wey dem talk say make dem dey watch dem no fit find am. When the Oga patapata hear am he come sack all of dem and their Inspector. But the thing wey I no sabi be say everytime wey dis kind thing happen our Government no dey put dis people for Jail. Dem believe say since dem don sack dem dat one dey enough. Wetin make dem think say dis people no fit go sell the gun and collect plenty money for the thing. He believe like say make I be Oga Olopa and dem come put me in charge make I dey watch Guns wey dey our Station. Let say I come sell the guns Robbers and collect about 500,000 naira from dem. Una think say I go cry if my Oga sack me for the thing? Sebi I know say dat kind money I no fit get am for Force even I dey there for 10 years. The thing be say as crime dey increase so for our Obodo, I go think say our Leaders dem go ask why be say plenty robbers too dey get gun wey better Police own. Or where the people dey get dat kind gun when no be say we get Gun Factory for Nigeria?

Even self the Oga Soja/Police wey no get money for one corner, how he tay dey survive when dem don sack for work? If he dey work, which kind work he dey do? I no think say I dey wrong if I talk say plenty of those people don turn to Armed Robber. The reason I talk so be say, plenty time when we hear for News, Police go talk say the robbers dey behave like say dem get some military training. Another thing be say the robbers wey we get for Nigeria now too dey escape from Olopa, na him be say dem fit sabi how our Police dey work. Make una look am my people, se una wan tell me say una no sabi say the witch wey crow last night na him kill the pikin wey die today? If to say our Leaders dem get some sense dem go dey monitor all those yeye OC /Soja dem wey dem sack for office. I fit bet una say plenty of dem dey involve for the killing wey dem happen for our Obodo. How una think say the people dey live my fellow Obodians since we know say work no too dey for our Country and plenty of those Barawos na Standard Six dem tay enter Military?

My people na so I see am o, anytime wey una see OC/Soldier for una area wey una hear say he no get work make una watch am well well because he fit dey spy for those Killers wey dey come rob una for night. Na here I go stop I hope say una go think about the thing o before he happen to una.. But na God I tay beg una, make una no go lynch innocent man wey dey mind him business jeje.

March.06.2002

How una dey fellow Obodians, our life go better one day make una cool temper. But we no fit talk so for our Democracy own. The kind politics wey we dey play for Nigeria don tire me. Why be say our Leaders no fit campaign unless dem talk about which tribe dem born dem. If to say dem dey young I go talk say na because dem be small pikin na him dey cause am. But as the thing be plenty of dis people dem don tay wey dem don dey for politics. Dis talk say Democracy dey young for our Obodo me I no buy am because politics don dey around for a long time. Na everywhere we dey na him we dey play politics. For market he dey, Hospital o the thing plenty. And for Military own, dat one na ogbologbo. How una think say people like Abacha, Diya, Idiagbon, Obasanjo, Buhari and Banbangida tay reach their positions? No be say dem sell out for Army? So my people he don reach time wey we go stop dey find yeye excuse for our Leaders say because Democracy dey young for our Obodo.

Which time una open Newspaper wey una no see wey some Leaders dey talk say Northerners no go vote for Obasanjo because he too no give dem contract or Yoruba people go talk say make dem vote for Obasanjo since the man na one of dem. And if we no read dat one for Paper we go hear for Radio say Igbo people no go vote for Obasanjo as he no treat their people well. I even hear wey our so call Leaders from East dey talk say for 2003 Election na Candidates wey get Ibo Agenda na him dem go support. Which kind nonsense be dat, which one be Ibo agenda? And our Leaders for Arewa also talk say Hausa/Fulani people no go support Uncle Sege because na people wey no vote for am na him he dey put for Post. You mean dis people vote for am so he go put their people there or abi na because the man go do better job, which one we dey self for Nigeria. For South west, you no fit sabi whether Afenifere and AD na the same because everytime wey person open mouth for AD na Yoruba matters you go hear. He go good if dem name am Yoruba Party instead wey dem go dey take am deceive people like say other people matter for their party.

So my people how our country go take progress if na dis kind tribal politics we go dey play. Even self all dis yeye politicians wey dey call themselves our Leaders wetin tell dem say our people go even listen to dem at all. All dis yeye people self wetin dem do for their people self?. Why be say na only time wey dem go remember us be say when dem want run for Post? When our brother Ekwueme dey for Post, how many Ibo benefit from am? No be only him immediate family and his rogue friends dey chop the money? Plenty of our leaders wey dey for Arewa don dey for politics even before dem born my mama, which kind good the thing bring to my people for Sabogari. If you go my state for Sokoto you go see plenty people wey dey beg for road, se dem want tell me say Babangida, Buhari and Abacha no be Northerners? The money dem thief dey for London where dem take take am buy mansions for Oyinbo Country. And my Yoruba brothers na the same Barawos, plenty na oga patapata when Army dey there, na because of their greed na him make plenty of our pikin dem dey drive taxi with their Degree for Oyinbo. Our country for don better if plenty of those pikin dey here dey work. I hear say if you go Oyinbo Country, na so our people full am. All the brain wey dem for dey put dey improve our country, Oyinbo don take am better him country.

With all dis tribal politics, wetin dem want make my people for Niger Delta and Middle Belt come do? How person from dat area go come rule our country if all those Yoruba, Ibo/Igbo and Hausa/Fulani continue dey practice dis there own flavour for Politics? Na wa o my people.

As I want stop here my fellow Obodians, I hope una remember say plenty of dis our so call Leader na enemy of the states as Will Smith talk for him movie. Dem no mean well for us, as old dem be, we no fit talk say na dis better thing dem do for our country. Na beg I tay beg una, if dem carry their wahala say make you no vote for person because him no be from your area or abi because the person na your chief pikin for village make una elect am, na cutlass make you tay drive dem comot for your house. Na person wey we think say he go do better thing for our country na him want even if the person na from Niger Delta or no be from our area.

March.01.2002

Senator Pa 'Mugo For President

My people for una wey no hear, una Honourable Pa "mugo go run for Presidential Election. I don talk the thing with my family dem and dem dey gbagbarangba for my back. And as una sabi for Politics, dem no get choice since dem know say if I win the thing the person wey no support me no dey enter Aso Rock for Abuja. I go do my Press Conference tomorrow for our village. I know say plenty of una dey laugh me as una dey read the thing. Make una dey laugh o, una go soon dey call me your Excellency.

My fellow Obodians I go give una hint small how my regime go be. The first thing be say during my term, I go ask all my Ministers dem make dem sign paper say dem no go chop money and if we catch dem dey do magomago na him be say we go seize all the property wey dem get for this life. Another thing be say person wey want become Minister during my term, no go get salary till we finish, as our country no fit afford am. We go do like dem dey do for Oyinbo corporate world, where be say na when person don make company better na him dem go give am plenty bonus. So for us after our country don better well well na him we go receive money.

As for our National Assembly dem wey be say na only dem dey enjoy Democracy, dat one no go happen for Pa Mugo own since me wey be president no go get money, I wonder how dem go tay pay themselves benefit and allowance wey person fit take build mansion for Lekki. I know say if we comot money for Politics for Nigeria, plenty of dis yeye Politician dem no go run for post as dem go know say money no dey for the thing again.

But my people the only people wey go enjoy better salary during my time na dis our Military and Police dem including Teacher, Doctor, Nurse and Yellow Fever. Since I know say if our country go progress na only when dis people dey happy na him the thing go happen. If we pay our Military and Police dem well well, plenty of dis killings wey dey happen everyday for our obodo go reduce. I no go lie to una, me I believe say our Police dem sabi the people wey be robbers and assasin for our Obodo. Una know say country and Leader wey him people dey happy for their life go get peace. Na because our Leaders no treat the rest of us well na him make our country no get peace. As dem talk for my village, pikin wey no let him mama sleep him too no go fit sleep. If our Leaders treat us well, all dis strike and riot no go too dey.

My people na my Campagn Platform be dat o, na him be say Uncle Sege and IB no get anything on me. For una wey dey laugh before, se una don hear am now?.

Another thing wey I go change na him be dis Contract own. Person and company wey want contract go first take him money do am. We go come put am for paper make people go the place go see am. Na when People and Press don talk say dem do am well, na him we go pay dem. Dis kind thing go stop Chicken Estate wey our Leaders dem call Housing Estate. The people wey go live for the thing no go pay goverment if the building and road for the place no dey kampe.

All dis project own wey IMF and World Bank dey give, na dem go supervise the thing. Na him be say if Contractor no do am well, we no owe dem anything. Na dis kind thing go make IMF and World Bank dem think twice before dem award project to their friends and come dey ask our Obodo make he pay for the thing. The people wey talk say World Bank na rogue no lie. I wonder why dem no fit monitor the people wey dem give money if dem too no dey do magomago?

Na here I go stop make una dey do jeje o.

February.22.2002

CNN Reporter No Be The Problem

How una dey my fellow Obodians, I hope say una dey kampe? Wetin be all dis hilahilo wey I dey hear from our Politicians dem about CNN report? For una wey no sabi the question, no be last week or so we hear say one Reporter for CNN talk say some people for our Obodo dey talk say dem want make Soldier come back. Since dat day na him our Politicians and some Leaders don dey talk say make dem comot the Reporter wey talk so for Television. I even hear say our Governor for Lagos talk say him go ask him Commissioner for Justice make he carry CNN go court. Governor Tinubu talk say because of the report some Chinese people wey want come do business for Nigeria change their mind when dem hear the thing. My people se una dey hear our Governor, na him be say the yeye man want make the Chinese people come put their money for Nigeria, se he want tell me say dat one no go put their life for danger especially when wahala dey for ground? I guess say the man no too care about the people if dem live or not, him just want their money for Lagos. If na me be the Chinese people, I no think say I go do business with our Governor again. Na him be say because of money the man fit put their lives for danger. Na dis kind thing dey cause plenty Foreigners wey dem no want do business with us as he be say our people fit kill their Mama for Money.

So my people the question wey I want ask our Politicians be say why dem no fit put dis kind energy for things wey go move our country forward. Every time wey we hear say Foreigners make mistake for our Obodo na so you go see our Leaders dem go jump on dem like Ants wey surround Sugar. I wonder why dem no protest when the yeye Federal Salary Commission or wetin dem dey call dem award dem plenty money for Salary?

As for dis CNN report me I no see anything bad for the thing. As dem dey talk for my village dem, if smoke no dey we no go see fire. If we no get problem the reporter no go talk am for Television. The question wey I want ask all dis people wey want fight CNN, se dem want tell me say the Hausa pikin dem wey carry poster say dem want makw Army come back no be Nigerians? As I hear say he dey for our Constitution say we fit talk if we no agree with our Government, I no think say he dey wrong say the people say dem want make Khaki boys come rule us again. Dat one na their "God/Allah given right" as dem dey talk for Obodo Oyinbo. I no sabi why we no want make the Reporter report the thing wey he take him Korokoro eyes see.. Why be say for our Obodo when reporter talk something wey we especially our Leaders dem, na dat time we go call the reporters all kind names? As for some of my fellow Obodians wey dey protest when dem hear CNN report, I dey sorry for dem. Because na dis type Reporters we need for our Obodo o, no be those yeye Journalists wey our Politicians don bribe finish. If our Leaders start dey do magomago or dey yamutu (kill) their opponent, how dem think other country go hear the thing if reporter no talk am for Television or Papers? Dis Democracy wey some people dey enjoy now, se dem think say na because of us na him make Khaki boys talk say dem no want power again? My people make we no lie to ourselves. No be say we no dey involve for the thing but na because of tory wey people for other country hear about our suffer suffer for CNN and all other News organisations na him make the people push pressure for our Army dem. If to say other country no hear the thing, we go still dey under Military dey cry suffer suffer for Nigeria o my people.

So the thing wey I go talk be say, we need those news organizations. I sabi say no be everytime dem go write better thing about our country but the thing wey I go tell una be say, if we no do bad things the people no go write am, and plenty of dis our yeye Politicians wey dey attack dem, I no sabi why dem no fit fix the thing wey dey cause palaver for our Obodo instead wey dem dey attack the messeger. If people no carry poster for Idi Araba, CNN no go report am for news and if our pikin dem get work when dem comot University, we no go dey see fight and wahala everytime we waka. All the palavar wey we dey face for Nigeria go reduce if our Leaders dem do better job instead wey dem dey fill their pockets with our money. So my fellow Obodians, na the thing wey dey cause riot for our Obodo be dat o. I want stop for here make una dey do jeje o.

February.18.2002

I Beg No More State for Our Obodo

My people I no too sabi our people o. Some ideas wey if dem pratice am for another coutnry he no go get K leg but if dem bring am to our Obodo the thing no go work.

Na dis kind thing bring me to palavar wey dey happen for our Obodo since our Government start dey create States. Me I dey among people wey talk say he good as our Leaders dey create states as the thing go bring progress to plenty of our community. But as the thing be now, na him dey cause plenty katakata wey dey happen for our Obodo. Why the thing dey cause palavar na him I no sabi. Make we take the wahala wey the thing don cause between Ekiti and Ondo States. Dis two states before dey break am to two na the same o. The people no get the kind wahala wey we dey hear for News everyday.

One thing wey bad about the thing be say dis na tw States wey be say their Mama Language na Yoruba, before dem consider themselves as one but since our government cut dem into two na him the politicians don dey cause wahala for themselves. And the two Governors wey you go think say dem go behave like father figures don turn the thing to war. The thing wey I want ask the two Governors be say wetin go happen if our National leaders come decide say make dem return the affairs of our Obodo to the time wey our Ex Head of States General Yakubu Gowon dey for power wey be say na only 12 States we get? If the two Governor come dey fight for one State wetin the Governor for Ondo want tell the people for Ekiti wey he don sack for work because dem no come from Ondo? And I go ask our Ekiti Governor the same thing, which kind mouth the two of una go fit ask the people make dem vote for una as una don turn the peace loving people to ball wey una dey play back and forth because una be govenor or una want win election? If una no sabi well well, anything wey una sow na him una go reap and I no think say he go tay before God go repay una for the thing.

I hear from my source say the yeye governors dem dey fight how dem go take divide Ondo States properties? If the yeye governors dem no sabi, plenty people wey come outside old Ondo States no fit sabi which of una people be Ekiti and which be Ondo since una dey talk the same way? The question I want ask una be say wetin go happen if una no be the same tribe na him be say una go don turn the area to War zone? I hope say my fellow Ekitis and Ondos no vote for una for dis coming election as una no be better leaders.

My people dis kind thing dey all over Nigeria o, Akwa Ibom and Calabar too dey force because of things wey to me no dey important. Na so Abia and Enugu too dey fight. I also hear from my Source say na the kind thing wey dey cause wahala for Taraba, Plateau, Benue areas be dat. Plenty of dis people use to be one o, but since our yeye Leaders dem start dis their yeye Politics na him everything don dabaru (upside down) like Tailor legs. Our Politicians don turn the thing to weapon wey dem fit take win elections. I dey pray say my people go fit see through dis yeye leaders dem and drive dem comot for power.

My advice to our Leaders be say since the thing wey we think say go bring Progress to our People don become the thing wey Politicians dey use dey turn people against themselves I hope say we no go dey create any yeye states again. He don do Mr. President, we no want another states again, the one wey una create na death he dey bring to our communites dem. Haba na wetin, Se na by force. Dis politics self I no sabi why our Royal Fathers no fit advice our Leaders make dem comot the incentive wey dey make people want dat power at all cost, na him be say make dem remove the money wey dem want kill themselves for, na dat time wey go sabi which of dis Barawos like our country pass.

Na here I go stop my people, make una take am jeje o.

February.13.2002

Honourable, Una No Dey Shame?

My people he be like say dis our honourable dem no get shame for body. Sebi na everybody sabi say na because of work wey no dey for our Obodo Nigeria na him dey cause palavar for Obodo. All dis pikin dem na because dem no get work na him make dem dey cause wahala. Frustration don turn their head finish, plenty of dem don dey kolo small. As dem dey talk for Oyinbo country idle man na dangerous man. Since plenty of dis pikin no fit find work there motto don become "Man must survive". Na him cause dem dey go Ministry of Arm Robber & Hire Killer dey look for work. Hungry don kill their gumption finish patapata.

And with all dis surfer surfer wey plenty of dis pikin dem surfer una go expect say our Leaders dem go find something for dem. But no be for our Obodo o, our Honourable dem dey act like say na another planet dem dey. Se una hear last week wey Obasanjo dey talk say he no support make dem pay dem new salary wey those yeye National Revenue Mobilisation and Fiscal Commission approve for dem last year and talk say make dem explain to am how much money he be and how dem take arrive for the thing.. I come hear say National Assembly talk say dem go get dat money even by force and talk say the thing no concern our President. For una wey no sabi the amount, according to my source for Abuja, our Honourable dem go receive N794,000 for salary plus 350% of their salary for allowance. My people una dey hear, when everybody dey talk for our Obodo say dem never see reward wey dis yeye democracy bring for dem, our National Assembly dey gbaladun for house with their family dey enjoy their own. Which kind country we dey self wey everything dey pafuka left and right but the people wey dey in charge dey award money for themselves? I no sabi dis one o, sebi na Nigeria dem born dis our Honourable dem, una mean say as our country dey so no concern dem? How dem dey sleep for night I no sabi my people. Una go expect say since the country no progress atall, dem no go take dat new salary even if dem force dem. But no be so for our so call Leaders dem. Greed don eat their brain finish, na only dem own dem sabi. Which kind thing dem do self for our Obodo wey make dem think say dem deserve dat big RAISE? My people I no go lie to una, dis kind people no deserve our votes, una go expect say dem no go even take one kobo as our country don pafuka finish. Shame no dey for their body.

My people as I want stop here, na beg I dey beg una say next year during election make we make sure say no person for dis our National Assembly go return to dat building. As he be say na only their own dem sabi. Una mean say not even one Honourable fit talk say make dem no pay dem dis salary since plenty people for our Obodo dey surfer. He be like say our own don finish o for Naija as he be say na Thieves dem be our Protectors................................

February.08.2002

Our Green Eagles Na Disgrace

My people why be say nothing dey work for dis our great nation. Our leaders plenty of dem na barawos, and as for our government dat one na another matter. You no fit ask dem for anything. You go our Ministry go ask for form, dem go tell you say the machine wey dey print am no dey work again. And if dem no tell you dat, dem go talk say the person wey dem in charge don go leave. And the only thing wey join us together as one nation since na everyday we dey kill ourselves na soccer. And dat one too no be the kind thing wey you go bet your money.

From begining wey dem start dat African Cup na him I don know say we no dey go anywhere for the thing. I no sabi for una o, but as for me all the team wey we beat for the Tournament na luck we take beat dem no be say our boys play better. The thing wey I no sabi be say with the kind talent wey we get for the team I no sabi why we no fit score goals against of our opponent. And the guys self no get discipline as na the thing wey dem want na him the big belle coach go do.

No be two days ago I dey tell some people say our Super Eagles no go win dat cup. I even tell dem say I no think say dem go fit beat Senegal. But plenty of dem tell me say I no sabi the thing wey I dey talk. Dem talk na only Brasil get talent pass us, say small Senegal he go reach 4 goals wey we go put for their net. My people se una dey hear, na the kind talk wey dey kill us for our Obodo be dat, because we too dey boast and we no fit back am up. Na soso mouth we get we no get action as dem dey talk for Obodo Oyinbo. I tell the people say the kind problem wey we get na him dey affect Brasil now as dem think say for soccer, the only thing wey dem go do be say make dem just show up and dem go win. He don tay wey dat kind thing don dey kill us and we no dey learn. The problem I get with us be say we no dey learn from our mistake. Some people when dem make mistake dem go correct next time, but dat one no be so for our people and he go continue to kill us.

Make I start with our NFA leaders dem, he don tay wey money palavar don dey cause problem between dem and our players. Our Leaders dem go promise the players say na soso money dem go give dem but small time una go hear say some leaders dem don chop the money. As soon as the players hear dat, dem go dey behave like say na their last kobo na him the people chop. Una go hear wey dem go talk say dem no go play again. No be say I support the players but the thing for my book be say if NFA don agree say na soso money dem go give the boys make dem honour the contract. The thing happen for World Cup 94 for America, he happen again for France98, and na the same thing dey happen for dis African Cup own. Any time wey something don dey go smooth our Leaders go find thing wey go just dabaru the progress. Una remember say the players no want go Mali if to say our Supporter Club no give dem money aas our yeye NFA don chop the money as usual. I no sabi the thing atall atall my fellow Obodians, if our Leaders dem fit award big Salary for our National Assembly dem, and allow Uncle Sege make he use money wey fit buy plenty African countries buy Presidential Plane, I no sabi why we no fit pay our Super Eagles money for Soccer. Dat one pass me o my people, and dis na the only thing wey we fit talk say unite us together.

As for our Players dem, the people wey talk say dem get Mafia for the Team no dey lie, na true dem talk. Plenty of our players their mouth don big and I no sabi why we still dey allow dem for the thing. Make I talk about dat money first, una remeber say I talk am before say if NFA don agree say dem go pay dem money, he no good if dem come talk say dem no go pay dem the amount again. Me too no go gree for dat kind thing. But the thing be say plenty of dis our players na millionaires, we no talk for Naira I dey talk Pounds and Dollars. And for Naira own, half of dem na Billionaires. So my brothers, una want tell me say dem no fit do dis thing for our Obodo? Where dat pride dey self wey dem go talk say dem represent their Obodo Nigeria for soccer. I beg make una no answer dat one, we know say dat one no dey work for our great Country. The thing start from our Leaders- from Uncle Sege head come pass our National Assembly dem down to poor people like us. The thing wey Oyinbo dey call "PATRIOTISM" no dey work for our Obodo, dat one na Whiteman affairs.Dem go talk say na dat one dem go chop.

Se be una see the tournament, our boys no play like say dem dey hungry for the thing. Dem just dey play like say na dem be Michael Jordan for Soccer. The only person wey dey agressive for the match na Julius Aghahowa, the bobo wey score three goals for the tournament. Okocha, Kanu, Oliseh, Finidi and the rest of dem just dey play like say dem no get leg. Dem dey so slow you go thing say na my grandmother for village dey waka, dem go dey wait for ball instead make dem play like team wey get mission for hand. You go expect Cameroon wey be defending champion dey play like dat but na our Super Eagles dey behave like say na dem be champion. Sebi una see Cameroon, the boys dem na no nonsense. Dem dey play like say dem want the thing again. I go dey surprise if the boys dem no carry the cup again.

My advice to our Leaders dem be say he go good make dem start dey play those young boys wey still dey hungry for the thing, no be dis our current players wey their ego big pass our National Stadium and no action . The thing wey I no sabi for dem be say, wetin dem win for us lately? The only time wey dem shine na for dat olympics wey dem win Gold. Sebi una see Cameroon dem, dem win African Champion and Olympic Gold two years ago, and dem go win dat African Cup again dis year. But for our boys na yanga dem go dey do wakaabout like say dem be Brazil. If you want do yanga, at least you go don win World Cup, no be dis underachievers wey no fit beat Mali and Senegal. Sebi una see the match, we play against 10 players and we no fit beat dem. Na wa o my people, our boys dey useless. Make una no dey surprise if we no win one one match for the thing. We play five games and na only 4 goals we fit manage. Dat na disgrace.

My people na here I go stop, I dey pray say our Leaders dem go sack all those yeye NFA including our Super Eagle Coach and his staff. And as for the players, if we want shine small for World Cup I hope say dem go put all those young boys wey dey sitdown for bench instead of those Okocha dem wey dey play like say dem old pass my mama. We need new blood as Oyinbo people dey talk am, and dat our Goalkeeper (Ike Shorunmu) even yeye pass Rufai own. Dis one na real BASKET.

February.06.2002

He don shele o my people, and the way wey we dey go, we go soon turn our Obodo to country wey the only thing we sabi na strike. I no talk say make workers no strike if Government or the people wey dem dey work for no want pay dem. Or for situation wey be say dem no dey treat dem well. But the kind one wey we be say na every day workers go dey strike na him I no support. The way we dey do am now, the thing don become yeye. If Teachers no strike today, Lecturer for University go strike. And soon as dem finish their strike, our Doctor go begin their own. When those people don finish, na Nurse go start their own. The thing don become weapon for Nigeria wey be say anything wey workers get problem with their Employer, na strike go be the next thing. I even hear say House Maids and Night Watchmen too don dey plan their own strike too. For una wey be Olowo (Rich Folks) dem make una get ready, because if dis people start their own na him be say Oga go dey outside dey watch the house while Madam go dey inside dey wash Plates. Na play I dey play for dat one. But una know say for our Obodo anything fit happen.

But make we dey serious small my fellow Obodians, the way we dey do dis thing don become something wey I no fit support. I sabi well well say our government na yeye especially the people wey we call our Leaders. No be say Doctors and Nurse no fit strike if our our Goverment no gree pay dem in time but the thing be say he for good make dem find another way wey dem go fit punish our Government dem. Na all of us sabi say the people wey dey work for Private Hospital dem make money pass Workers wey dey for General Hospital. But na poor people dey surfer anytime wey LUTH Doctors strike. Una know say plenty of our Leaders na Obodo Oyinbo dem dey go even for cough. Una remember the last time wey Doctors strike na so we hear say people just dey die for Hospital like chicken as Doctors no dey around. The thing be say some work (Profession) I no think say he dey proper make dem dey strike. If dem want do am, no be all of dem go do am at the same time. Na all of us sabi say we no too get plenty Hospital for Nigeria and the private own na only person wey get money fit afford am. Na the one wey our Government build na him poor people like us dey go. Se dis doctors and Nurse no sabi say if dem strike na Mekunu like me go surfer. Se dem think say our Government care if dem no go work. He no concern dem since dem no say na only poor people go suffer am. I beg Doctor sebi na dis our Obodo una dey, which time una see wey our Leaders dem do something wey poor go enjoy. Anytime wey Doctors dem strike na our Leaders Friends wey get Hospital na dem go make money. Another thing be say anytime wey Doctors and Nurse strike na him be say plenty people go die. And few people go just sit down for house dey surfer or make dem go Babalawo (Natvie Doctor) house. Se na the kind thing wey our Doctors/Nurse want be dat? But I no sabi why this kind thing dey surprise me self since I know say he don tay wey our Doctors care if poor people like us live. For Nigeria, plenty Doctors don become business people, if you no get money dem no dey treat you dat one na fact. Na him be say if person get disease wey fit kill person dat na tough luck my people. I even hear say some doctors wey dey work for General Hospital since plenty of dem get their own Hospital, dem go ask you make you buy two medicine and give you on make you use and dem go come take the other one to their own Hospital. Na wa o, our country don woh woh.

Another one na dis our Police dem wey want strike. Why be say we too dey copy for Nigeria? Any time wey person start something for our Obodo, he no go tay wey other people too go copy am. Na follow follow go kill us for Nigeria. As I talk before the kind money wey our Government dey pay Police dem, no wonder plenty of dem dey join Men of underworld. Which kind person fit survive with dat small change wey our Leaders dey call Salary. Sometime when I see Police wey dey waka for road, I go just shake my head for am. True true the people dey surfer but I still no support make dem strike. Which kind person dey advice our Olopa dem self. I sabi say our Government no dey treat dem proper. But no be person force dem make dem join Police abi? Sebi no be by force. If dem get problem with our Leaders dem, dem for find another way. Dis kind thing wey Police go dey strike I no sabi dat one o my people. Police dey work our life still no dey safe. We no fit go party for Night again. Anytime wey we sleep we no fit close our eyes as Armed Robbers don become Landlord for our Obodo. If dem ask you make you open your door if you no do am na him be say the person want go visit him Papa wey don die be dat. So my people, una sabi say if our Police too strike na him be say Armed Robbers don get promotions be dat. From Landlord to Governor, na him be say their own don beter and our own don doom.be dat. Who go stop dem, Se na those Olode (Night watchmen) go stop dem abi na Yellow Fever you want make he come fight dem. My people the day wey una hear say our Olopa dey strike, na our Village una go find me. I know say I no get money wey Thief want thief but the thing be say those robbers if you no fit find dem money dem go just yamutu the person just like dat. And as for me o, I no want die for Armed robber hand. So my people he go good if our Leaders and Olopa dem talk o. If not na him be say our own don end for Lagos be dat o.As I see the strike own he don become big business for our Obodo. And na dat yeye NLC Boss cause.

My people dis strike na our country we dey hurt. Una know say our obodo still dey struggle, plenty people for Nigeria no get work. If all dis strike matter continue una know say few people wey get work go lose am since company no fit make money when him workers no work. Una see the thing wey strike dey do our pikin dem for school. Plenty of dis pikin dem wey dey for our University dem no sabi anything